In an interview with Allure, Scarlett Johansson says her boyfriend Josh Hartnett is a “good boy,” believes people breed like animals, and says she gets tested for HIV twice a year. She says:
“Josh is very sweet. He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous. There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow – which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. But when I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly. But as much as I believe that, I work really hard when I’m in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way.” Johansson also encourages testing for sexually transmitted diseases. “I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.”
I’m guessing you might have some trust issues if you’re only dating one guy and you still need to get checked for HIV twice a year. Sometimes I wonder who Alessandra is sharing her needles with, but then she gets naked, my mind goes blank, and I wake up in a pile of cash bench pressing my Ferrari.
ode to welcoming mat.
who’s alessandra?
the thought that she feels the need to get tested that often would slow me down…a little.
#48 – Slim: I’ll put that down to shock, but only once, only once can or will I let you get away with that. Your (team’s) still got three days to find a (manager), but make up your mind which one you prefer: your (team), or your (manager).
My apologies, I was having a Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels moment… I’m sure you’d look great in blue and orange. Many thanks to your team for softening up the Tigers for us. LET’S GO METS!!!
Brain, you don’t visit no more?
#13 dead on!
I’m beginning to see ‘Red’ Scarlett.
I only go for a test when I’m attacked by a PMS-infused mob of heroin-crazed needle junkies.
Or after a binge at the Bingo Hall.
Whichever comes first.
(Remember ladies – guys don’t like gals who have ‘been around’ because then the gal will know how lousy you are in the sack.)
(Well other than me of course)
Just got a text msg here. ” What’sluv got 2 do @ it ? Is it jst a 2nd hand e-mo ?”
Must be from some homo.
Welcome to the club Ms. Johansson. She is at the same low level as her Hollywood colleagues. she proofed it. Her image was till now smart, bright, intelligent. That was because she avoided to talk to much to the press. Now in every sentence more of the truth appears: she is dumb to the core.
Who will be the successor of the “smart Hollywood actress”?
Someone please shut her fucking mouth PLEASE!!!!
Now I know the first thing I’m gonna do when I snap: go to Scarlett’s house and sew here lips shut and slap her titties.
I’m monogamous and disease-free, and ya know what? I don’t have to work real fucking hard at it..cos I am a HUMAN, not an ANIMAL like this pretentious tard seems to be telling me.
and I don’t need a butt-lipped actress to preach to me about “social awareness” *pfft*
think I’ll send her a copy of Team America.
“You are worthess Arec Bardwin…”
#10- “sexually confident”?
Why don’t we just call a spade a spade? No need for euphemisms.
Hotness
She is pathetic.
Criticizing a girl for encouraging people to be sexually responsible. TheSuperficial has reached new heights of brillant commentary with this one.
She’s so pretty, yet I can’t stand her! She seems so vacant and boring and so completely into herself. Someone puh-leeze shut her up before she speaks again.
wow, that’s sketchy as hell – who’s she hanging out with that she needs to get checked for HIV twice a year?
Scarlett, I must have you!
since she has so many sex partners scarlett johansson should be tested at least weekly she is from day to day extremely cheap slut