Scarlett Johansson says stuff

October 10th, 2006 // 69 Comments

In an interview with Allure, Scarlett Johansson says her boyfriend Josh Hartnett is a “good boy,” believes people breed like animals, and says she gets tested for HIV twice a year. She says:

“Josh is very sweet. He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous. There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow – which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. But when I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly. But as much as I believe that, I work really hard when I’m in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way.” Johansson also encourages testing for sexually transmitted diseases. “I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.”

I’m guessing you might have some trust issues if you’re only dating one guy and you still need to get checked for HIV twice a year. Sometimes I wonder who Alessandra is sharing her needles with, but then she gets naked, my mind goes blank, and I wake up in a pile of cash bench pressing my Ferrari.


  1. i make sure to spread my STD’s twice a year, also.

  2. She needs to pose for Playboy already

  3. commissioner

    Scarlett went through a period where she was “ah, single”?

    Something was Lost In Translation. Let me help.

    What she means is, “I went through a period where I, ah, sucked a lot of dicks. One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a serious actress, to suck dicks to get parts in movies.”

    She is too stupid to speak to the press without a handler.

  4. And if my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle.

    Who cares?

  5. slantingthroughdarkness

    Sit Josh. Roll over. Good boy…

  6. CCClub

    Yeah, so why test twice a year?

    Because you have at least two partners a year, or use intervenous drugs.

    That makes sense now.

  7. BigJim

    If Paris got tested for STDs the list of “positives” would be longer than John Holmes’ dick (who, coincidentally, died of AIDS).

  8. combustion8

    she’s so over-rated.

  9. “I work really hard when I’m in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way”

    I’m not a slut… but… when I’m dating someone I have to try really hard not to sleep with everything that moves… you know, to make it work…

  10. I think it is great that Scarlett Johansson makes no apologies for being a sexually confident woman and follows her own path. I think we all should choose what is right for us, not based on societal ‘rules.’

    I also think it is great that she walks her talk by getting tested and is educated about STDs.

    It sure beats the mass of Americans who claim to be monogamous and cheat on their significant other while spreading STDs.

    I am not saying that monogamy isn’t good. I am monogamous and am very happy, but that is what works for me. It isn’t and shouldn’t be for everyone.

    Maybe if we could all be a little more honest and educated, we could actually prevent STDs and not be known for our high divorce rates and Jerry Springer type scenarios where we have to guess who is cheating with who.

  11. I feel odd putting in my two cents seeing how I read the other day that this “relationship” is already over (Josh cheated). Be that as it may, getting checked twice a year for HIV when you are in a supposedly monogamous relationship is peculiar. Methinks Scarlett either did some nasty, nasty shit when she was single (cool) or Josh rolled over and took it like a woman a couple of times before they got together (uncool). Isn’t it funny how celebs have couplings that last only so long as they have a movie to promote or album to sell?

  12. stinger

    god, i love her, she’s so dumb. I bet she wears glasses so she can look smart. my fav things about her are

    a. she thinks she’s super hot, but she’s just frumpy and that her movies are always shot using the myspace angle to hide it. she seems to be one cheeseburger away from becoming the angry chunky redneck on cops with a black eye who comes out wearing cut offs and a bra to tell the cops her man is good and that it’s her fault he punched her.

    b. that she alwasy says all these asinine things that make no sence and just make her look dumb and whorey.

    c. that like most 20 year old whorey girls, she thinks being whorey is “empowering,” all the while the guy who just empowered her is showing his friends the video he took where he gives her a dirty sanchez. And if you’re socially aware, why do you have to get tested for veneral diseases? That’s like saying that becase you’re not racist, you scream racist slurs at a black family to make sure you don’t like it.

    d. she provides added entertainment at theaters when you point and laugh at her acting and how she looks like a cheap blonde waitress at a denny’s in iowa. this then angries up all the emo loosers in there who cry over her poster because nobody loves her and understand her like they do (actress and poster example is aplicable to ugly actress emo types love acording to age group eg. claire danes, molly ringwald, etc.)

  13. Courtney

    Wow. She sounds almost as pretentious as most of my college essays.

    I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. Don’t hate me, Scarlet! *kisses*

  14. The Gilbs

    This is the second (young/female) celebrity who has described humanity as animals in reference to monogamy. Is this the new “cool,” young, blond celebrity mind frame. These girls are really missing out. When I slept around I never had orgasms. NEVER!! I faked more orgasms than I had alone in my bedroom. Now that I am married and have spent quite a bit of time in the sac with him I have multiples regularly. I think these young women are still faking and have no idea of what the fuck they are talking about. You could not pry my vagina away from this man for anything.

  15. Captain Walleye

    Does anyone know how long it takes for AIDS to show up in a test after you get it?

  16. ImaCracka

    She is fine!!!

    16th Bitches!!!!!

  17. pinky_nip

    @14: To each his own… I have multiple orgasms if I sneeze to hard.

  18. pinky_nip

    Or see a horse gallop past…

  19. combustion8

    do you squirt?

  20. The Gilbs

    Sneezing really hard only makes me pee.

  21. gatorbates

    17 & 20, sneezing only makes me spray out chocolate lava out of my ass.

    Speaking of …….. I’d eat a bowl of her shit topped with wassabi!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s gorgeous, and needs to pose for Swank magazine … not Playboy.

  22. c

    I also think it’s great that Scarlett is doing her part to lessen the stigma of HIV testing. More celebrities should be as forthright as her about these issues. But I really wish Scarlett would dump Josh Hartnett! He comes across as a dim-witted, messy frat boy.

  23. tits_on_snack

    I don’t buy that “humans are animals, and therefore…” crap. People only pull that excuse out of their ass when it fits whatever their agenda is. Nobody ever walks around with ringworm and refuses to get it treated because “humans are animals”. People don’t squat and take a shit in the middle of a department store because they’re “an animal”.

  24. There is only 2 reasons why someone would get tested twice a year: 1) because of who and how many they’ve been with before or 2)because they are having a lot of sex without protection.

    You notice she didn’t see wearing condoms was important, she said getting tested was…

    Whatever, chick.

  25. RichPort

    So she says stuff? Really, who the fuck cares. The only thing I need to hear her say is “Quick no one’s looking, unbutton my blouse”. She couldn’t possibly be more poignant than that.

  26. pinky_nip

    @19: You might want to bring safety glasses..

  27. jrzmommy

    she looks Amish.

  28. Ruby

    Scarlett was a harlot!
    Now she is just a square, frumpy twenty-sumthin with a bulbous upper lip.

  29. Nikk The Templar

    Oh, my Scarlett….

  30. Italian Stallion

    Test me two times, Doctor
    Test me twice today
    Test me two times, Sir
    I might have aids
    Test me two times, Sir
    One for tomorrow
    One just for today
    Test me two times
    I fuck all day…….

  31. shell

    Is the “humans are animals” thing code for she likes it doggy style

  32. tits_on_snack

    “bulbous upper lip” LMAO.
    I always thought she looked like she had a bottom lip for a top lip.

  33. twzzlrgirl

    I think Scarlett is gorgeous, but she is so damn stupid…Why get tested if you are in a monogomous relationship, unless either you are cheating or you’re worried he is (in which case, dump his ass).

    Words of wisdom from Twizz.
    :)Where is guy-pierre when you need him?

  34. “A good boy”? Damn. You know wears the pants in that relationship. Although according to Scarlett, she’s taking them off quite a bit these days…

  35. Haroof

    I have to admit, it’s hot that she admits she’s a dirty enough whore to have to be tested multiple times a year.

    Love it.

  36. Twizz, you goddamn sexy thing!

    I would hope she is using condoms in this “alleged” monogomous relationship.

    I have to wear one just to visit this site, because of all you sexy mother fuckers. AND because I might catch crotch rot from Paris just by looking at ther cooch.

  37. NipsyHustle

    considering you can test positive after only 3 months since exposure, she’s not doing anyone any huge favor by getting tested twice a year. there are still 3 months before her next test where she can infect someone.

    you know josh hartnett is skeeting in that stretched out poon all day long with no condom. she’s a whore but at least she won’t be a surprised whore when she comes up with HIV

  38. jrzmommy

    Stallion–Jim Morrisson would be quite proud.

  39. #30 – Stallion, now your hitting us with the Doors.
    The Italians are a very musical people, aren’t they?

  40. @33.. twzzlr- I’m here honey, standing on the sidelines watching all the beautiful men come and go.

    *Smooches to you*

  41. Kiki

    Umm…so why is she famous again??

  42. @33 & 36 – Why is that FAGGOT, Gay-Pierre underneath me???

  43. Skrpune

    @15, officially according to the CDC, you should have testing at 4-6 weeks, 12 weeks and 6 months after exposure. But considering that they can’t completely rule out transmission of HIV/AIDS via french kissing (there’s apparently one known case that may have been transmitted this way), and considering that lab tests can be wrong, I can’t fault her for getting frequent testing. Responsible? Yes. Overkill? Probably.

    All that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s really weird to call your adult significant other a “good boy”…

  44. BarbadoSlim

    me: SHUT IT

    Scarlett: What?

    me I said SHUT IT

    Scarlett: WHAAAAT?

    me: SHUUUT IIIT!!

    Scarlett: WHAT? SHUT, WHAT?? my door?

    me: NO, SHUT. YOUR.FUCKING.COCKHOLE…stoopid slut

  45. twzzlrgirl

    Well, Brain, are you the pitcher or the catcher? That could explain some of why he’s underneath you…

    I wish Guy was under me – ;)

  46. ValeWolf

    #12 – You are soo right! I love it when girls say they is empowering to be a whore. They don’t even mention relationships. Just sleeping around.

    And how exactly are you “not a promiscuous” but need to get tested TWICE a year? How does that work?
    And she’s talking about responsability and all, but having the need to get tested twice a year can only mean two things: 1) you don’t wear condom. Ever. 2) you don’t know who you’re sleeping with. THAT’S responsible.

    And again the whole “we are animals” concept. THEY are animals. Not all human beings are. When you put yourself at the same level of an animal you make people wonder the concept you have of yourself.

  47. Do Freebird

    Three words sum this whole AIDS testing twice a year shit……

    Scarlett loves Bukkake

  48. BarbadoSlim

    Oh yeah and before I forget: YANKEES RUUULE!!

    mets SUCK.


  49. 86

    She has butt lips.

  50. #48 – Maybe next year slim!

    *** METS in six in the World Series ***

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