Scarlett Johansson says stuff

In an interview with Allure, Scarlett Johansson says her boyfriend Josh Hartnett is a “good boy,” believes people breed like animals, and says she gets tested for HIV twice a year. She says:

“Josh is very sweet. He’s a good boy. A great person. I’m very lucky and I’m very happy. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not promiscuous. There does seem to be a mistaken belief out there that I am sexually available somehow – which is not to say that I’m not open-minded about sex. Yet I wouldn’t say I’m a serial monogamist, either. I mean, I went through periods of time when I was, ah, single. But when I’m in a relationship, I’m in a relationship. I do think on some basic level we are animals, and by instinct we kind of breed accordingly. But as much as I believe that, I work really hard when I’m in a relationship to make it work in a monogamous way.” Johansson also encourages testing for sexually transmitted diseases. “I get tested for HIV twice a year. One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.”

I’m guessing you might have some trust issues if you’re only dating one guy and you still need to get checked for HIV twice a year. Sometimes I wonder who Alessandra is sharing her needles with, but then she gets naked, my mind goes blank, and I wake up in a pile of cash bench pressing my Ferrari.