Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds engaged

May 5th, 2008 // 53 Comments

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged, according to People:

Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23. The couple have not set a wedding date.
The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Aw, how precious. Except for the fact that, for his birthday, Scarlett gave Ryan her wisdom tooth dipped in gold. Yep. You read that. I can only imagine what kind of thoughtful gift she’ll get him as an engagement present. Probably something fancy like her spleen – but Bedazzled! Or there’s always the dug up remains of her childhood dog. You know, simple but from the heart.

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  1. next please

    OVERRATED COW

  2. Scarlett is fatter than you

    #18 you’re not fat at all, and you can be sure Scarlett is fatter than you or at least just as fat. I don’t know how tall she is but I don’t think she’s anything over 5’5” at most, and you can be sure the chick weights at least 145 lbs. She’s a chubbo. BTW, don’t listen to the no-life desperate morons on this website that never get any pussy (I’m talking about #42) but actually no, no man would ever say that, #42 is a she, a very desperate one and you can be sure no guy ever looks at her and that she’s fatter than you. That being said, the ideal weight for someone whose height is 5’4” is anything between 120 lbs and 149 lbs according to doctors and the World Health Organization, so yes, it’s confirmed, you’re not fat at all.

  3. Frank The Fuckstain

    I wouln’t mind SJ ploughing into my mangina with her 9 inch strap-on pain bringer.

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