Scarlett Johansson Questions Monogamy
Josh Hartnett better keep his eyes open, because his girl Scarlett Johansson has claimed that monogamy is unnatural .
She says, “I don’t think human beings are monogamous by nature. It’s difficult – you have to put a lot of effort into a relationship.” She also gave her thoughts on dating actors, saying “I think it’s hard for actors to date each other because they are so damn moody. You are away from people constantly and having a relationship that is strictly by phone, it is miserable. Or if you say to him/her, ‘Hey, (even though) I am doing a very sexy scene with this very sexy girl/boy, I love you and I’m going to be thinking of you when I am rolling around in bed with this person!'”
I love the gender-ambiguity in this quote. It gives me free rein to imagine Scarlett in debauched sex scenes with any number of beautiful young actresses. Mostly porn actresses. Filmed in my basement. In any case, I hope Josh Hartnett isn’t the jealous type. I’m not saying I’m going to steal Scarlett away from him. Unless you consider marathon sex sessions involving spaghetti, naked mimes, and an eighty-gallon fish tank to be stealing. Prudes.