As the world turns:
- Scarlett Johansson hosts gala event for Nobel Peace Prize winner. Because nothing brings legitimacy to an organization like a woman who dips her teeth in gold as gifts. Good game, Nobel. [CNN Europe]
- Heath Ledger nominated for posthumous Golden Globe. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie forced to settle for lame prehumous nominations and might as well not even show up. [I Watch Stuff]
- Mark Ruffalo drops out of movie to mourn brother’s death. Ben Stiller to replace him because Hollywood’s a sucker for compounding tragedies. [E! Online]
- Josh Hartnett wins lawsuit against Daily Mirror who admitted to fabricating a story of him having sex in a library. Had they made it two women and one was the Little Mermaid, Josh would’ve let it slide – for the children. [TMZ]
ktb | December 11, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Who cares, who cares, and who cares?
Sid | December 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I would have thought it was a “Save the Dolphins” event.
Aja ( the real ) | December 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm
She is beautiful
HoodFellaz | December 11, 2008 at 3:53 pm
What the fuck happened to Scarlett Johansson for real, a few years back when she first appear on the scene i thought she was cute, now she look like she died 2 years ago she’s busted like hell.
Is she a drug addict or something?
2,3 years from now she’ll look like Amy Winehouse.
Parker | December 11, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I can almost see her soft scarlet lips forming the words, Oh Parker, please fuck me in my ass. And then I can see her pulling her panties down, bending over, and grabbing her knees as she waits for me to fill her hot little ass full of cock. Then I would and she’d love every moment. After I finished inside her hot bottom I’d stand her up and while she was gasping ecstatically and glowing with joy I’d wipe my weiner on her skirt and tell her to get lost.
Jimmy S | December 11, 2008 at 4:03 pm
What Happind is She got Old. It’shappen to all women when THey get old. some 2 year is very long time inLife of woman.
JJ | December 11, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I love her “let me blow you” lips.
havoc | December 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm
As opposed to pre-humous?
Good stuff. Good stuff.
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Litman | December 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm
And as Scarlett stood to turn around to gaze deeply into Parker’s eyes, she grabs her pulsating penis and purrs, “My turn.”
Parker, of course, does not hesitate as he pulls down his own panties, bending over and grabbing his ankles as he waits for her to fill his tight, velvet-like glove ass with her own juicy cock.
Just as Scarlett’s ready to climax, she slaps Parker’s ass and he whips around for that warm, full load facial, moaning in intense pleasure as his tongue wags around, slurping up every drop like a dog in heat.
Parker | December 11, 2008 at 4:31 pm
#9 sadly for you, Scarlett is a woman. Female. There is no penis on her and normal man does not do such things you describe. your homosexual fantasies are disturbing. please save them for your next meeting of man lovers.
Parker | December 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm
PS #9 j/k I am a such a bottom you have no idea
Litman | December 11, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Well hello sailor !!!
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LAME | December 11, 2008 at 4:45 pm
LAME NEWS. YOURE LAME.
BOOBIE HOWSER MD | December 11, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Only pictures of Scarlett from the neck down please.
Kelley | December 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Your English stinks, Fish, it’s “goings-on,” not “going-ons” … Jesus.
Rough Daddy | December 11, 2008 at 5:28 pm
The 4 stories were well done (funny spin)superfish dont listen to these idiots!
Me | December 11, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Mark Ruffalo’s spaghetti dick and eats his meatballs
Lindsay Lohan | December 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm
dick? where???
lindary | December 11, 2008 at 5:56 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
my comment | December 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm
She stole Palin’s hairdo.
wtf | December 11, 2008 at 10:47 pm
>Sigh<. Yet another celebrity trying to appear cultured and intelligent. Please, just stick to being the whores that you are. Really.
Aaron | December 11, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Too bad she ain’t a natural beauty, I saw her pre- plastic surgery nose and laughed.
gerard Vandenberg | December 11, 2008 at 11:24 pm
THERE IS ALSO A KINDERGARTEN, folks?
Barry O | December 11, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Pitt & Jolie getting nominations? Yeah, that’s legit. Makes the Golden Globes as legitimate as MTV Total “Request” Live.
shimmy | December 12, 2008 at 7:28 am
Why would she bother dipping her teeth in gold when its already so goddamn yellow to start with?
Plus shes ugly, with or without titties. Joker’s hottter than her. Shoulda had his face in the big pic, Fish.
Massa' | December 12, 2008 at 9:25 am
I don’t get the Scarlett Johanson thing. She’s got total butter face. She’d be mildly attractive in a bar at 3 am after a 12 pack and 6 jagr bombs. She’s got a good push up bra, and she can’t act worth a shit. Her stupid English accent in The Prestige almost ruined the movie. She’ smore suited for porno, where she can showcase her skills at giving blowjobs, which is obviously how she gets herself into movies, by blowing big time Hollywood execs.
At least if she did porn we’d get to see something like #5 posted. I think she’d look 100% better with about 12 streams of hot semen running down her face and 1 eye glued shut, with jizz bubbles gurgling out of 1 nostril…..
gifts for men | November 10, 2009 at 7:19 am
Wow!! She is really really beautiful i must say . She has got such a clean face. I I like her transparent eyes very much . Thanks for such a wonderful post.
memory stick | May 7, 2010 at 3:16 am
Starring Michael Caine and Scarlett Johansson are due to host the evening gala features performances by Diana Ross, opera quartet Il Divo and Swedish singer-songwriter Robyn.