Scarlett Johansson on Lindsay Lohan

November 17th, 2008 // 38 Comments

Once upon a time (Read: 2005), a presumably coked-out Lindsay Lohan wrote “Scarlett Johansson is a bloody cunt” on a bathroom stall in New York City. The two were once in competition for the lead role in The Parent Trap which Lindsay won. Scarlett Johansson has never talked about the incident, but recently opened up about it in the latest issue of Allure where she claims she’s only met Lindsay “like three times”:

“I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

I believe the more appropriate question when discussing Lindsay is “When, where, how much and is that gargoyle dude going to watch?” (Answer: Probably.)

Photos: Allure, Splash News
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  1. Grandpa

    yum

  2. Whattdayoumean? Linds was on coke at age 11??? Thought I was bad..

  3. CaptainMorgan

    I love her and I hate her husband. LOOK at those boobies!

  4. The White Urkle

    The question is, who has nicer tits? Lindsy or Scarlett?

  5. dork

    I love Fergie!!! More Fergie. More Fergie.

  6. loph

    Scarlett is way hotter than Lindsay. Lindsay is a trashy whore. At least Scarlett HAS A JOB NOW. Fuck Parent Trap when you have a lasting career and don’t have to resort to pretending you are lesbian to get attention!

  7. That is one hot story! I like the wanton bitch Lindsay better than now!

  8. kRWLnG

    Dear #2 a.k.a FRIST!!!

    Lindsay was doing (still does, unFORTUNATELY) coke in 2005….which means she was 19 or so….I think you got it mixed up…just wanna clear things up…

  9. kRWLnG

    Dear #2 a.k.a FRIST!!!

    Lindsay was doing (still does, unFORTUNATELY) coke in 2005….which means she was 19 or so….I think you got it mixed up…just wanna clear things out…

  10. #4 ill have to see scarlett’s without the pushup bras…then ill make a decission!

  11. Rock

    I don’t get the allure of this chick.

  12. shags

    The reason LiLo wrote that Scarlett was a bloody cunt was because LiLo was munching Scarlett’s carpet during Scarlett’s period. What’s so hard to get about that?

  13. Sport

    I would ride her all day and night long. Then some more.

  14. blp

    “Scarlett Johansson ON Lindsay Lohan.” You lied to me fish, where are the pictures?

  15. blp

    ScarJo is worth a million LiLo’s. Not long before we see Lindsay sucking dick in the red light areas for blow.

    Talking of has been hoes, I saw an ad on TV (in UK) here tonight for a new Paris Hilton show. Apparently she’s here for “Paris’s new best friend.” I guess there’s no work left for her there so you fuckers sent her here.

  16. #8 &9 (double post, you only have to click once and then wait 4 minutes…) The parent trap movie was like 10 years ago. So, I’m just doing math, which I suck at and is really bad having a degree in accounting and all. Sorry, I’m a dork.

  17. What a misleading and disappointing title for a post. As much as I hate Lindsay, I wouldn’t mind seeing Scarlett on Lindsay. I just can’t figure out which one would be the dominant one.

  18. Christopher

    I read that subject line and wondered if the amateur girl-on-girl video finally made it onto the net… ;)

  19. Charlotte Powers

    How about a naked hot oil wrestling match between the two?

  20. Matthew

    @4 scarlett has better tits than hohan’s and her career’s much better than hohan’s 15 minutes

  21. Me 2

    I have a huge girl crush on Scarlett Johansson, she’s sexy as hell annnnd Lindsey Lohan is a nauseating mess but everyone already knows that…

  22. J-Bear

    The title of this article was misleading. I expected something much more sexy.

  23. Will

    Am I the only one who doesn’t understand what Scarlett means by her quote?

    “I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

    What did Lindsay do that was vulgar? Was this when she was 11?

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  25. PostmortemG

    Scarlett Johansson is one of the few Hollywood personalities i actually like. I haven’t seen her in more than 1 or 2 movies, so i can’t really comment on her acting ability, but her physical presence is incredible. What can i say? I love ferret-faced girls. =D And of course her career has yet to be soiled by scandalous behavior, which i think deserves recognition.

    Lindsey Lohan is a freckled nothing next to her.

  26. ArtJam

    Scarlett is So Beautiful!! Lindsay is just Jealous that Scarlett hasn’t screwed up her life and become a drugged out lesbian hooker like her. yuck!

  27. Scarlett's stinky snatch

    Boo hoo. You had me and then you lost me.

  28. literarycritic

    @23: Yes, it’s just you.

    “Once upon a time (Read: 2005), a presumably coked-out Lindsay Lohan wrote ‘Scarlett Johansson is a bloody cunt’ on a bathroom stall in New York City.”

    Read the whole post next time before commenting.

  29. Bickus Dickus

    Scarlett Johanson = untalented whore

    Lindsay Lohan = used to be talented now untalented whore

    in 5 years no one will know who these dolts are. I liken them to anyone who was on Baywatch

  30. The Mad Hatter

    Lindsay’s boobs are bigger but Scarlett wears push-up bras so hers look larger than what they really are.

    Scarlett = ugly dumb slut

    Lindsay = once-hot-bitch-turned-ugly-dumb-slut with big tits

  31. anita boner

    OVERRATED!!!she’s average at best…what is the big deal about her?there are women far more talented and beautiful than her!

  32. AJa

    Scarlett has looks AND class.

  33. axe

    @10: here is your evidence: http://bp1.blogger.com/_Ink_wSsKtVQ/RxYtfPExXgI/AAAAAAAABRU/Q_XeULjx2dc/s1600-h/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg
    poor Scarlett already had saggy boobs about 2-3 years ago, how old is she again? Not older than Lohan, right?

  34. stylequeen7

    hotnessssss … i love the peach dress. i believe it’s from her friend kira plastinina …

  35. PSH

    I have to say i totally agree….scarlett johansen IS a cunt. Every word that comes out of her mouth makes her sound like such a bitch. Yes, Lindsay did a lot of blow and yes it makes you say asshole shit, but what the hell is scarlett’s excuse? The push up bras too tight?…BTW, whatever happened to her whole theory on how humans can’t last in monogomy? If my husband was ryan reynolds i’d never even think of other men haha

  36. baby jane

    this is such an unflattering picture of scarjo–ewwwww–it’s hard to make a beautiful woman looks this ugly but congrats allure! u did it!

  37. seymour butts

    scarlett annoys me. i get allure magazine and it seems like shes on the cover once every six months. based on her interviews she seems really conceited and condescending.

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