Scarlett Johansson named prettiest ugly person

scarlett-johansson-natural-beauty.jpgScarlett Johansson has been named Hollywood’s most natural beauty by a new poll of members of the National Association Of Screen Make-Up Artists And Hairdressers. Kate Winslet was named second and Catherine Zeta-Jones came in third. Orlando Bloom topped the male list, followed by Jake Gyllenhaal and Johnny Depp respectively.

Let this be a lesson to all you people out there. If you want to get yourself on a list of the top natural beauties, just put on 30lbs and look like you’re supposed to be ugly.