Scarlett Johansson might be spoiled

December 5th, 2005 // 35 Comments

sjohansson_spoiled.jpgThe Style section of the New York Times has an article on Scarlett Johansson, which is incredibly boring except for a few key parts like this:

“Robert Redford gave me a silver bracelet, which I cherished,” she recalled. “And I haven’t gotten anything lately that was like that. The studio will send you a wilting fruit basket or some mediocre Champagne or maybe the newest iPod. Some people get cars – that would be nice, but will they also pay for my parking?”

Just when I thought I finally understood celebrities, one of them goes ahead and says some crazy shit like this. Receiving cars as gifts? That’s fine. But to be so bold as to expect them to pay for your parking as well? That’s just plain greedy. It’s a good thing Scarlett Johansson is hot, because I doubt any guy would want to get with a woman whose idea of a gift is a car and free parking. And maybe the occasional unicorn.

Scarlett [NY Times - thanks Neil!]

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  1. “I doubt any guy would want to get with a woman whose idea of a gift is a car and free parking.”

    Hey, as long as it’s a gift she’s GIVING, I’m game.

    That being said…I don’t know whether to be nauseated by Robert Redford making a play for a woman young enough to be his great granddaughter, or admire him.

  2. BadassFred

    Am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly and looks like a hamster?

  3. Stacyy

    @2. pretty much yeah

  4. HollyJ

    Don’t diss on hamsters. They’re cute. >=0

    She has a chin like the jawbone of the ass. She and Reese Witherspoon are in competition for least appealing protruding mandible.

  5. MrPloppy

    Scarlett, no matter how hard I try I just can

  6. PKClover

    I have to respect the fact she keeps the meat on her bones.

  7. daria405

    Awww, poor Scarlett. Not only do you have no free car, but you have a horse face.

  8. I can sympathize with Scarlet here. I always hated when lobbyists and criminals wanting a pardon would send me some gift like a Porshe and didn’t bother to get the heated seat option. Pfft! Like I’m doing any favors for them.

  9. I will not tolerate Scarlett bashing. I have to draw the line somewhere….

    “That being said…I don’t know whether to be nauseated by Robert Redford making a play for a woman young enough to be his great granddaughter, or admire him.”

    She’s into older guys. Way…older…guys. Keep in mind…Benecio del Toro got to hit that……that bastard.

  10. I wouldn’t have guessed age to be Benicio del Toro’s biggest handicap with regards to the fairer sex. Does he ever NOT look like he just got rousted out of the gutter after a three-day bender? That guy’s got bags under his eyes Rosie O’Donnell could pack a lunch in.

    I mean, I’ll be the first to admit I’m no Brad Pitt myself, but…damn.

  11. The Scarlet Bitch

    “Am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly and looks like a hamster?”

    No. No your not. I would go so far as to say she looks like Kirsten Dunst with an assload of Restalin.

    If I found out someone I knew thought Scarlett was attractive, I would never let them near a special school. Those people shouldn’t be taken advantage of.

    And the most overated actress award go’s to – hamsterface Johanssen!

    “She has a chin like the jawbone of the ass. She and Reese Witherspoon are in competition for least appealing protruding mandible.”

    OMG yes. It’s like they were separated at birth. Reese’s chin is like a leg protruding out of her face. How that vile contemptful ball breaking biatch ever got Ryan i’ll never know. Perhaps she’s into voodoo.

  12. HollyJ

    STOP DISSING THE HAMSTERS!!!

  13. Georgia

    I keep wanting to like her, but every few months she says something stupid like this.

    I’ll give her credit for not being 97lbs, and most of her movies have been good.

    I can’t however say much about her personality when she comes off as stuck up and high mantenence

  14. tward

    Wait a minute folks, this is Hollywood, not the real world.

    Buying someone a car means you love them today.

    Paying for their parking means you also love them tomorrow.

    What girl doesn’t dream of a little security, especially in Hollywood when she’s no longer young enough for those juicy ingenue roles.

  15. Linnea

    She looks like a hamster who fell of its own wheel into the food bowl, choked on the pellets and died a horrible death due to its greed to become a revolting, bloated, hamster corpse.

  16. Hunter Johansson

    god you guys are retarded…

    this is why celebrities are usually so boring, because when they say something sarcstic or toungue-in-cheek, no one fucking gets it and just give them shit for it.

    she lives in New York City! having a car here completely fucking sucks! her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it’s going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city.

  17. slinkhard

    People take it seriously because Scarlett has a history of retardation.

  18. JennyD

    “her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it’s going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city.”

    Sarcasm or not, she’s still a spoiled brat. She should shut her mouth, accept the gift, and auction it off for charity if she doesn’t want it, but don’t b*tch about a GIFT.

  19. JerseyGirl

    Yeah, I love it when celebrities b*tch about all the free stuff they get. Especially when they make millions on top of that. Are we really supposed to feel sorry for these people when we can’t even comprehend what it’s like to live like that?

  20. nichole

    she lives in New York City! having a car here completely fucking sucks! her point is that a gift of a car is not a good gift because unless you pay for her parking it’s going to cost her 3X the price of the damn car just to park it in the city.

    You know, when you think about it that way, it really does make a lot of sense. Afterall, you can’t hear sarcastic intonation when it’s a typed quote.

  21. spamnews

    Yeah, and sarcasm suddenly rears its head in an article where she is being straightup the rest of the way through? Gimme a break. Plus, yearly parking costs less than the interest she makes monthly off’ve one of her movies, so boo-hoo-hoo.

  22. Nina

    Actresses who make as many films as Scarlett Johansson, and as great performances, should be allowed to be sardonic in a magazine interview, should be allowed to tease, without the world’s morons slating her. If you don’t know her, then leave her alone. All that an audience can slate is the performance, not the personal life or manner of the actress. Know your place. [PS - That is an example of a SARDONIC comment]

  23. Nina

    Oh, one other thing – a car like that isn’t ever a gift, it’s asking for free promotion. Brands + companies give actresses cars and clothes because then paperazzi will photograph them in those things, and then everyone will associate that car with that actress and it will sell. It’s not a gift, it’s an advertizing contract. Don’t you know anything?

  24. Outlawzero

    Wow, well who the hell actually cares if she drinks. Also ya those counters are funny. However all of the counters just count down to when they become adults not down to the age of consent. In most states the age of consent is actually a year or two under the age of adult hood. You’ve got to remember when America was founded fathers still married there daughters off as soon as they bled. In fact in most American states the age of consent is 16 & out of the ones that aren’t most are 17, only a couple of states actually have the age of consent & adult hood the same. However many if not most of the states where it’s 16 also have secondary laws sorta like this: Until the age of adult hood you cannot be more then 5 years older then them or it’s statutory. Canada is easier, just a flat 16 age of consent, unfortunately the age of consent for traveling Americans is 18.

  25. Outlawzero

    Wow, well who the hell actually cares if she drinks. Also ya those counters are funny. However all of the counters just count down to when they become adults not down to the age of consent. In most states the age of consent is actually a year or two under the age of adult hood. You’ve got to remember when America was founded fathers still married there daughters off as soon as they bled. In fact in most American states the age of consent is 16 & out of the ones that aren’t most are 17, only a couple of states actually have the age of consent & adult hood the same. However many if not most of the states where it’s 16 also have secondary laws sorta like this: Until the age of adult hood you cannot be more then 5 years older then them or it’s statutory. Canada is easier, just a flat 16 age of consent, unfortunately the age of consent for traveling Americans is 18.

  26. friend of all

    alright euros and americans, we can all get together at my house with emma have a few beers and see how long neville longbottom can hold down his firewhiskey.

  27. Natasha

    Ha, somehow I stumbled in this site!
    But about this situation, I seriously dont care about people drinking underage. Why does it matter to you? Its their life anyways. Not yours! Besides, doesn’t everyone drink these days? Teenagers…you know?

    I mean, some people who commented in this site was probably drinking too.

  28. Natasha

    SORRY!!! Posted my reply in the wrong section.

  29. Alex

    These are SOOOOOO fake one the beer is cloce to her moulth but not ACTUALLY in her moulth two she is just posing for a pic now if they had a video of her i would stand corrected UNLESS they swichted beer with a nother fluid that look like beer

  30. Alex

    These are SOOOOOO fake one the beer is cloce to her moulth but not ACTUALLY in her moulth two she is just posing for a pic now if they had a video of her i would stand corrected UNLESS they swichted beer with a nother fluid that look like beer

  31. Alex

    These are SOOOOOO fake one the beer is cloce to her moulth but not ACTUALLY in her moulth two she is just posing for a pic now if they had a video of her i would stand corrected UNLESS they swichted beer with a nother fluid that look like beer

  32. #105… you drinking since you were 13 could explain why you can not spell or type, and I am guessing hardly speak.

  33. wee janny de fuk

    soo wat if she drinks i mean im unerage an i drink an u think 15′s bad im only 13 . ha ha . an btw she is great :)
    wee janny de fuk

  34. Tara

    ok well i tink its a bit retarted that every1 is making such a big deal.
    and sayin she should go 2 prison?dats just stupid.
    so ur sayin that every single person that has ever had a drink under the age of 18 should go to prison? thats just…well….stupid
    where emma comes from the legal age is 18 its the same where i come from (ireland)
    i mean every tennager has a drink!! its normal!!!! its not as if shes an alchoholic and her whole life revolves around drink!!!!!
    so GET OVER IT

  35. Jeffery

    You people are a bunch of hipocrites. I want each and every one of you who condems her drinking under age to look me straight in the eye and tell me you never once consumed an alcoholic beverage prior to when it was legal to do so. And as for it being undocotored… I’m currently taking a class at school that uses a system known as Photoshop. This miraculous device allows for pictures to be altered in ways that they appear to be no less 95% authentic. If it wasn’t for the fact that Emma is only seventeen right now, I’d post a picture I made at home using Photoshop that looks like an authentic picture of Emma flashing a camera. Never believe what you see. And this goes out to Emma if she happens to read this (which she probally won’t). Next time you decide to have a drink, call me and I’ll challenge you to a power hour. Jeffery

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