Scarlett Johansson might be a bovine

August 3rd, 2006 // 164 Comments
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  1. outoftown

    i saw those sandals today at saks. they cost about 350 dollars.

  2. outoftown

    i saw those sandals at saks for 350 dollars.

  3. Bogart

    “That cow ring goes well with the moo moo she is wearing!”

    lol

  4. sid

    Why is she a star and not Thora Birch?

  5. Iseult

    When did she get to be soooo fat??? A BOVINE PIG. (*snort*snort*)

  6. Xopher.tm

    Come into the Twenty-First Century, Superficial readers!

    This is not new and not news.

    Thankyou and good night.

  7. hisforalways

    Like I have been saying for a dickyear, she’s fugly.

  8. well…now i get why the site is named the superficial…that’s all what’s about. i cannot believe the way u think of piercings. come on people…haven’t u ever thought that many of the ones that make yours dinners happier on tv, or that helps u out with something are pierced and tattooed people. take a look inside…and see whats wrong with ya.
    sincerely, Juan from Argentina

  9. Catsey

    Cruzadas:What’s up with the hating, eh? Go nothing better to do nearing a weekend than bash on her new piercing? Jesus…I bet you get ALOT of lovin’ with that attitude… retard.
    And to all who hate those sort of things…I’m sure you’ve considered a boob job, bleaching your teeth, dying your hair, shaving your legs, getting acyrlic nails, and such…it’s all the same…it’s all about loving yourself, and loving the skin you’re in. What makes her piercing so different from breast implants? Are they SO much more acceptable in society today? They can cause SERIOUS illnesses and complications, MORE SO than a damn nose ring. Or how about all the people who worship the sun for hours and hours on end, who end up with skin cancer? Why not bitch about something a little more serious than a removable little piece of metal?
    Think about it.

  10. chillow

    Whats wrong with having a nose ring? Stop being so narrow minded. She’s just expressing herself, and if she likes it, then we should just accept it.
    Who cares?
    shes doing it for her, not for you.

  11. scabby

    Why do people even give a damn?

    1) it can be easily hid.
    2) it can be easily removed.

    I bet half the people commenting have a characteristic flaw, mush worse than a temporary adornment.

    GROW UP.

  12. bloom

    Though I realize the mindsets I’ve glimpsed reading the comments on this article are not likely to change, I would like you all to take a second and really evaluate your lives.

    You live in a bubble of re-assuring cackles to back up your distorted view of the world. You believe without reason that your point of view justifies your judgement and criticizing of someone you’ve never met. Scarlett Johansen obviously feels more comfortable inside her skin than you do.

    It’s not my job to win you over; I’m standing up for sanity. The temporary horror you experience when confronted with your meaningless existence will fade, I’m sure, next time you see how fat someone has gotten.

  13. rukia

    Whoa. You people are so fucking ignorant. I swear, I didn’t even think people like this existed. It’s a fucking septum ring for crying out loud. More and more people have piercings these days, get over it.

  14. Olivia

    Oh, come on, you guys. It’s a septum piercing. Many people, including myself, think that septum piercings are very attractive. She doesn’t look like a cow or a bull. It looks great, not to mention that flipping the retainer up causes it to be easily hidden, which works well with her filming movies.

    Lighten up, it’s her body and it looks good on her.

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