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Giggles | August 3, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Gross!!!
TOPAZ21 | August 3, 2006 at 6:11 pm
not cool
Mary45 | August 3, 2006 at 6:11 pm
MOOOOO
BestNameEver | August 3, 2006 at 6:11 pm
OMG, poor Scarlett looks like such a retard in that first picture. :(
Giggles | August 3, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I love how the ads for this page are showing up for the milk/dairy industry. Way to go!!!
whoworksatworkanyhow | August 3, 2006 at 6:12 pm
nose rings like that are just wrong. shame on her.
ebayfan414 | August 3, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Hmmmm, something is very FISHY about these pictures. Oh wow I did NOT go there did I? Oh yes I did!! I did! MUAHAHAHHAHA
P.S. I am not responsible for any corny-joke related deaths
nc72 | August 3, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Fugly! Has cellulite too…
http://www.exposay.com/scarlett-johansson/1/c/1981/
mrs.t | August 3, 2006 at 6:16 pm
She has way bigger problems than the nose ring. Like that fucking hoopdog of a boyfriend. Maybe she got it in hopes of grossing him out so bad that he’d just run off to a baseball game/poker game/strip club/cigar store and never come back.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 3, 2006 at 6:16 pm
To me, it looks more like when you swallow the cum wads of ten male porn stars after doing 18 lines of coke and then an hour later it just kind of drips uncontrollably when you decide to go out for ice cream with your hot boyfriend. I hate it when that happens.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 6:16 pm
I think she would look better with a nose bone.
A nose bone has a straight shaft with a ball at each end.
On second thought I think she would look better with my bone in her throat with my balls on her nose!!!!
mrs.t | August 3, 2006 at 6:18 pm
I always have the male porn stars blow the coke up my asshole, thereby avoiding the drips.
Mary45 | August 3, 2006 at 6:19 pm
She has cankles.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 6:19 pm
@10 Osh. Ummm. Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 6:22 pm
and I think you’re talking about frozen custard? But I may be mistaken.
Hopeless
BarbadoSlim | August 3, 2006 at 6:22 pm
There’s always room for classic observational comedy #7 so hi-fives and kudos all-around.
As for FattyMcJuggs, I’ve got nothing to say ‘cept she’s gotta a great pair of cans. If I were Australian, I would call her: sugar-tits.
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 6:47 pm
This is about as interesting Scarlett Cowhansson.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-08-03-spears-safety_x.htm
Dean | August 3, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Still hot.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Jesus…
Is that SNOT congregating around that goddamm disgusting nose ring, or is that just leftover mucous membrane from the last blowjob she gave??
You would think with all the money she has she would make a better effort…
LilRach | August 3, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Nose ring is so wrong
Sunglasses are so not this season
Shoes – well don’t even get me started.
Other than that shit she’s just eating an icecream walking down the street when along come the fuckarazzi. I think scarletts quite cute :) and Josh looks hot!
Peaches2133 | August 3, 2006 at 6:59 pm
I use to think she was hot. That nose ring looks ridiculous….
mrs.t | August 3, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Josh is one of those fratboys with the teeny-tiny penises. So tiny, in fact, that you can only use the term ‘penis’ when telling your friends about it.
Throwing-a-sausage-down-a-hallway tiny.
Berrylicious | August 3, 2006 at 7:09 pm
That cow ring goes well with the moo moo she is wearing!
Reid | August 3, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Hmm. Perhaps she’s engaging in that time-honored practice of Hollywood people getting ahead because of their physical appearance, and then doing everything they can to look stupid to reject it.
Remember the tattoo and vial-of-blood years for Dame Angelina Jolie?
http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 3, 2006 at 7:11 pm
She’s actually getting in character to portray Elsie, the Borden cow.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 7:11 pm
So is the Harnett dude slippin’ her that tiny penis? Or do they just like to shop together??
amajean040904 | August 3, 2006 at 7:14 pm
Love the nose ring. Hate the dress.
endometriorama | August 3, 2006 at 7:15 pm
i like it, but obviously it won’t last. she needs to get an industrial or vertical clit ring to match.
azcoyote | August 3, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Por Josh Hartnet… You get the perfect girl and she suddenly goes all bongo on you. Nose ring? I would worry more about her trystes with Wilmer Valderama….
At least he got to hit some prime poo-nay-nay before this thing goes south…
sharkbite | August 3, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Will someone please tell me why anyone would think this makes them attractive?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
ImSuicidal | August 3, 2006 at 7:27 pm
jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson picture.
endometriorama | August 3, 2006 at 7:28 pm
haha and to everyone that hates the septum piercing, check out the expression of the guy in the last picture.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 7:37 pm
#25…
She needs to be milked – her teats are sore and she’s starting to moo…
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 3, 2006 at 7:40 pm
@31 Imsuicidal: Don’t ever apologize for being funny even if it means being rude! i.e “instead of a juice box ask your son if he wants pussy…”
AAAAAAAA+++++++++++
Hopeless,
P.s. Suck my ass, gaywad.
combustion8 | August 3, 2006 at 7:42 pm
I’d hit it.
Cruzadas | August 3, 2006 at 7:42 pm
I don’t get it. Couldn’t Josh Hartnett date a full woman, instead of this teen trash-girl wannabe?
Cruzadas | August 3, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Don’t get me wrong, I just think that if I had women licking my boots like Hartnett has, I’d be dating some top super models.
kateprayer | August 3, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Hi, its called a septum piercing?
And you people commenting are retarded.
bootface | August 3, 2006 at 7:47 pm
i want to fuck her
Cruzadas | August 3, 2006 at 7:53 pm
Oh that’s right, you gross people call this iron rings “piercings”. Forgot the name for a minute there. What? It’s actually called a “septum piercing”? Oh great!! Now that fixes it all. She’s looking prettier already… :S
Kill yourselves, you septum ring lovers! Kill yourselves face piercings fans! Kill yourselves you…you Scarlett Johansson white-trashes!
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Let me see… will that awful piercing distract me from her fat lips wrapped around the meat monster, or cause one’s hands to become obsessed with it rather than her plump mams? No, so she gets a pass… where’s the pics of the other piercings?
Cruzadas | August 3, 2006 at 7:56 pm
This is my favorite:
http://www.factormostaza.com/pics/piercing/septum.jpg
Go Scarlett go!
RichPort | August 3, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Oh yeah, I’d definitely brand that ass…
LilRach | August 3, 2006 at 8:00 pm
At least she looks better than this…..
http://www.bodrods.com/images/Overly-Pierced.jpg
Nikk The Templar | August 3, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Awww.
That’s a cute dress. And her sandals are cute.
It looks like she got some kind of lemon ice snowcone. Now I want one.
Yay Scarlett.
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Shut your cakehole, kate or I’ll hit you over the head with my seizure medicine…
Q – Whaddya call a cow with no legs?
A – Ground beef…
BarbadoSlim | August 3, 2006 at 8:16 pm
@38…Hi yourself there stranger, say, why don’t you buy yourself some nice piercings to go and while you are at it, get a nice STFU tattoo as well.
Thanks
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 8:24 pm
What’s a septum? Is it that piece of skin between her asshole and vagina??
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 8:25 pm
..and if so, why would anyone want to pierce it?? eeeewwww…
HarryNipples | August 3, 2006 at 8:26 pm
I hurt my septum once…I was pole vaulting and slipped…