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wedgeone | September 19, 2006 at 7:37 am
First!! Boo-Yah!!
Wampoon.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:37 am
boobie hump comes to mind…
http://www.wampoon.com
CelebSlam.com | September 19, 2006 at 7:39 am
What a coincidence. I love her boobies, too!
http://www.celebslam.com
Superevil | September 19, 2006 at 7:40 am
She’s boobtastic
jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 7:41 am
That clutch bag makes her look really flat-chested.
enfilade | September 19, 2006 at 7:43 am
Take those glasses off and it’s a date.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
Obadiah | September 19, 2006 at 7:45 am
She has a lovely figure. I am jealous because I want Mister Superficial to wag his tongue at me. Hmmph!
http://myspace.com/ihateperezhilton
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 7:46 am
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as her first child. That’s probably the only way I would be able to suck on dem titties…………
Unless of course we meet in person, because, we’ll you know, I am the Italian Stallion………….
Jim Treacher | September 19, 2006 at 7:46 am
Yeah, what a fatso. Damn, does she really have to make excuses for not looking like the Cryptkeeper?
Naid | September 19, 2006 at 7:48 am
Mmmm… I love her boobies too, and im female. She’s pretty hot, and respectable, as opposed to the normal trash we get on this site. Good job fish !
fearsarewishes | September 19, 2006 at 7:48 am
Boobies, schmoobies…check out tattoo-head, mental patient photo-boy in pic #3.
That’s some crazy shit, yo.
Tanor | September 19, 2006 at 7:49 am
Why would she want to be so tall at 5’11?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 7:49 am
She looks like some chick you meet in a midwestern mall and trick into blowing you in the bathroom. I usually just turn the sound down when her movies are on anyway. She practically induces spontaneous premature ejaculation, if I can be repeatedly redundant.
joker8910 | September 19, 2006 at 7:50 am
She is hands down the sexiest woman alive.
She is boobalicious!
BLAP!
StanGable | September 19, 2006 at 7:50 am
i just touched them with my mouse, cursor, hand thing.
TaiTai | September 19, 2006 at 7:51 am
@8 I heard a rumor she has a thing for Australian aboriginal instruments, and rumor has it that you own one. Maybe she can show you how to play it properly?
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:52 am
That makes two of us. Scarlett is exactly what a celeb should be like. Cute as hell, full figure, not a whore, and super charming.
Paris, Hohan, Britney, and Nicole – you should look at this clasy lady and take some notes.
I’d give Brain Embolism’s left nut to marry her and make her my sweety-smoochie pie.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 19, 2006 at 7:52 am
That makes two of us. Scarlett is exactly what a celeb should be like. Cute as hell, full figure, not a whore, and super charming.
Paris, Hohan, Britney, and Nicole – you should look at this classy lady and take some notes.
I’d give Brain Embolism’s left nut to marry her and make her my sweety-smoochie pie.
fruit-salad-head | September 19, 2006 at 7:56 am
yep, she’s hot.
too bad she cant act to save her life. she is by far the most overrated *serious* actress working today.
Italian Stallion | September 19, 2006 at 7:57 am
LoL @16………
My didgeerdoo, when played well, squirts out juices like Jewels gum………….
biatcho | September 19, 2006 at 8:06 am
#12 – because being 6″ tall is way better than being a midget who blends into the crowd.
VeddyVeddyBadAng | September 19, 2006 at 8:08 am
Is it any wonder Lindsay wrote all that nasty stuff on the bathroom wall about her? All those bitches are obviously just jealous. I’ll take healthy Scarlett’s side in this argument over those skanky cryptkeepers any day!
James | September 19, 2006 at 8:14 am
If she took her shirt off I’d like’em too.
DiabetesExplosion | September 19, 2006 at 8:14 am
Damn, just think about all the starving kids in Africa she can feed with those things.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 8:16 am
#24 – I’m willing to starve myself AND move to Africa…
llllllllll | September 19, 2006 at 8:17 am
I really don’t see the big deal with her…she actually has a funny shaped face and nose.
LoneWolf | September 19, 2006 at 8:18 am
She cleans up good, don’t she:
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/08/scarlett_johansson_might_be_a.html
I’d hit it.
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 8:19 am
Finally, someone exits a watercraft without showing us her vag.
Refreshing.
al rarow | September 19, 2006 at 8:22 am
I have nothing bad to say about this girl. A class act.
So hot. Want to touch the hiney.
Edna Bambrick | September 19, 2006 at 8:24 am
PORNOGRAPHY! REPORTED!
reflight | September 19, 2006 at 8:24 am
Oh, and Bono wants his Fly shades back, sweetie.
pinky_nip | September 19, 2006 at 8:31 am
The last time I saw tits that nice, I was getting dressed in front of my mirror this morning.
Star Maker Machinery | September 19, 2006 at 8:34 am
I don’t really understand her overblown sex appeal or popularity. She’s pretty and has a big chest … that’s about it. Not especially sexy/charismatic/talented and very “made up” looking. Give me Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren any day.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 8:35 am
#30 – Edna, I have an extremely large penis and I hear you Christian chicks swallow. Please just draw a Target logo on your face and allow when to wack off on it. Many thanks.
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 8:40 am
All female celebs should use her salon for their spray on tans. She had it done right. Not too dark, not too orange.
She’s just recently started acting respectable. If I was Josh, I couldn’t get past the fact she fucked Benicio del Toro.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 19, 2006 at 8:45 am
Glad she’s so full of herself, how unusual to find a conceited young woman nowadays. She’d better love those tits – and share them with us asap. I had the extreme misfortune of sitting through the Black Dahlia last weekend and let me just say she may love her body, but her acting leaves a lot to be desired. Can you believe she offered to show her tits in The Island and assclown Michael Bay turned her down? Thanks Mike, go make another explosive shitfest no one’s going to see or care to remember.
jrzmommy | September 19, 2006 at 8:46 am
33–You mean Raquel or Sophia back in the day, right? Not the current septuagenarian versions. But if you’re complaining about too “made-up” I mean, Raquel and Sophia are not necessarily au naturel, capice?
DrDanny | September 19, 2006 at 8:57 am
Well good gravy, of course she does: they’re beautiful! It’d be weird it she /didn’t/ like them, eh?
babydollz217 | September 19, 2006 at 8:58 am
i think she has the hottest body!
Lipgloss Assassin | September 19, 2006 at 9:01 am
jesus lord she’s hot.
i’d hit it. twice.
but that’s based solely on her looks. if on her acting, i’d punch her in the face.
commissioner | September 19, 2006 at 9:10 am
I’ve only seen a few minutes of one movie she was in. I watched until she was thrown off the horse.
Rich is right. Plain Jane from the midwest with nice, white straight teeth. Dime a dozen. We all have nice, round, firm tits in the midwest, but we’re not all plain.
Nikk The Templar | September 19, 2006 at 9:19 am
I love Scarlett.
She has a nice everything. Nice eyes, nice lips, nice breasts,nice legs…hell, even her feet are nice looking.
RichPort | September 19, 2006 at 9:19 am
#41 – As long as no one tells my wife, I’d be happy to accost any of your nice midwestern tits in the handicap stall of the men’s bathroom in the mall.
#33 – Didn’t Raquel Welch have some ribs removed to keep her shape? Yea, exactly the kind of classy chick I want to fantisize about. Just thinking of the saw sound on those ribs makes me wanna lose my lunch.
Amy3000 | September 19, 2006 at 9:20 am
Firstly, #36, too fucking true, shitfest is a more than accurate term for that god awful movie (Bay must be a flaming homo and just naturally figures if HE doesn’t want to see her tits then nobody does…where’s a lynch mob when you need one…) and second, all I need is a strap-on, then I would ride that bitch like a wild pony…yee-haw!
sdcoyote | September 19, 2006 at 9:22 am
What a coincidence! I love Scarlett’s tits too!
cole007 | September 19, 2006 at 9:23 am
she is my favorite, end of story. The only one who actually looks healthy, and you know what healthy means!? mu-hahahahahha……
pinky_nip | September 19, 2006 at 9:24 am
@43: I think she had the ribs removed so she could fold herself over like a garment bag.
James | September 19, 2006 at 9:25 am
#32 care to share. J/K
edb87 | September 19, 2006 at 9:26 am
Resist…urge…to…spank…monkey…
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
krisdylee | September 19, 2006 at 9:27 am
Yay! Edna’s back.
I covet her tits. Actually, I’d like to squash them against mine while she sucks on my earlobe.