Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest

March 28th, 2006 // 76 Comments

*scarlett_johansson_sexiest.jpgAccording to a poll in FHM magazine, Scarlett Johansson is the world’s sexiest woman. Readers voted the actress ahead of last year’s number one, Angelina Jolie and two Jessicas — Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson — on the annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. Johansson says, “One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy. I’d like to thank FHM’s readers for the huge compliment.”

She also went on to thank her boobs, for making it all possible. The boobs said very little, since they were being muffled by the imaginary hands of every man on the planet.

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  1. bakismaki

    Damn, a lot of haters on this site. SJ is hot! There is absolutely nothing wrong with her physically. The only thing sort of wrong with her, is her voice, which is a little too deep for my liking.

    If you should have any problems with that list it should be that Jenny McCarthy, Teri Hatcher, and Carmen Electra made it. What is it 1996?

  2. becca11

    ugh, they need to stop making these lists, no one every agrees !

  3. becca11

    ever*

  4. Grphdesi23

    PapaHotNuts–you are too much.

    “I personally voted for Rosie O’Donnell 917 times.”

    Priceless.

  5. SpiderMomma

    #53

    Maybe they make these lists so a lot of these chicks will agree to be pictured in their magazines in the future. Or someone is paying them. I vote for blackmail.

  6. Ms Crackalackin

    #41, I agree with everything, except Heidi Klum.

    I take issue with Scarlet being #1 when IMHO, #1 should have a nice ass. I believe Scarlett is a noassatall, if I recall that horrendous movie Lost in Translation. She also seems rather vanilla to me in both her looks and her personality. Same thing with Jessica Alba, I mean, what is the big deal with her people? I think that men just have to have some actress to worship, and when the pickins are slim, the best of the average ones are waaayyy overrated and labeled as smoldering sex symbols. Puhlease. We haven’t seen a truly sexy woman in Hollywood for a long time now, and #41 is right, Catherine Deneuve is the kind of beautiful, sexy, mysterious woman today’s pathetic set could only hope to be. I would rather look like her at 50 than SJ at 22 anyday, and that IS the truth.

  7. Chris'sMom

    #20 I agree with you wholeheartedly.
    #27 Please go away. You remind me too much of those cheerleaders from highschool that were happy no matter what. God that’s annoying.

  8. LaydeeBug

    All the new engenue actresses have to be number one, It’s not a vote, it’s a rite of passage. She SHOULD stay quiet, cuz she only speaks inane drivel. Not for nothing, she looks like a stuck-up conceited big-boobied doppelganger. And I AM fat and ugly but I know what is hot and sorry, gente, she is not. Not ugly, mind you, but not #1.

    Tracey Ullmann is no looker, but when she acts, she is fucking fabulous. SJ makes me want to sleep, no, drink and THEN sleep.

  9. Dee

    thank you #41—-Salma Hayek….love her!!!
    i dont get it with this chickie, Scarlet…hell no.

  10. Drunk Blogger

    I like boobs, but, I like them.

  11. krisdylee

    I actually like Scarlett. Although I fell asleep 1/2 through that Lost In Translation… might have been the movie, might have been the pot…. She has it going on. It all boils down to no matter how beautiful you are, sex appeal is entirely differeny. Bugly one may be, if they have it, they’re hot…Case in point… Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard… am i right ladies? huh?

  12. InsomniacAurora

    Scarlett Johanssen has one of the nicest racks in Hollywood. I hope she keeps her pin-up curves and doesn’t jump on the anorexic band wagon that has ruined the sex appeal of so many once-hot starlets. Remember what great tits Lindsay Lohan used to have??!!
    And about Jessica Alba, don’t get me wrong, she’s a hottie, but she seems more like the really cute girl next door than a smoldering sex symbol. She doesn’t have that dirty look in her eyes that says “Yeah I like to fuck.” she even said she is tired of playing sex kitten roles, and got all upset when Playboy put her on their cover

  13. Sheva

    Funny but SJ’s peers don’t like her. Or maybe they are jealous of her assets. But when I pressed the college girls as to why, they refused to answer.

    And Jessica Alba, yes I love her but she too doesn’t have that inner sexiness. She’s just lovely.

    Monica Belluci blows them all out of the water.

  14. heifferzzz

    #49, sex with benicio del toro in an elevator or just plain sex with benicio del toro is damn sexy! only because beno is sexy, but by default i can see how that makes SJ sexy….regardless i agree #63, the most stunning/beautiful/sexy woman in the world HAS to be Monica Belluci, she is WOW! Has anyone ever watched Malena?!

  15. HughJorganthethird

    The question wasn’t who’s hotter in comparison to Jessica Alba, or who is the best actress. They asked dudes who they thought was hot and they picked the cute blonde 20 year old with huge tits.

    Wow. Go figure. Quick, lets analyze it some more.

  16. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    THANK YOU ROGUE!!!!!
    and thank YOU #62
    enough of alba!!! PLEASE– PS dont you love how shes all “im sick of being sexy” as she poses in a thong….right…shes just pissed cuz SHE wasnt voted sexiest!!!! oh, man, just because im a girl, dosent mean im hatin, scarlett is so hot id love to kiss those lips!!!!! i just think alba is an overrated, chunky mattress to all the directors/producers/ whatever to get the slutty roles she so desperatly thinks she isnt suited for. OOOOKKKKAAAYYY…..

  17. robot_turkey

    Jessica Alba is a dog. And she got into Hollywood by laying on her back, so I don’t know why she’s so sanctimonious now. I’m glad SJ and AJ won over her.

  18. Tania

    The title of this story must have been accidentally cut off. There’s no other explanation for it. I think it was supposed to read “Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest of all the uglies”. Because she is.

  19. vanity666

    She is hot and gorgeous.
    How does her face look like a smacked “arse”?
    She’s actually one of the most beatiful women in the world.and women as in, well you know. Her erm…

    the things that could pass as inflatable plane seats

  20. xd

    LOL some of you people seem high or something… btw… the 2nd one voted is Angelina Jolie, not J.Alba who is actually the third, and J.Simpson is actually the 4th. Even though Angelina is definitely the hottest sexiest and most fuckin stunning girl on Hollywood, we all know that list is crap!!!!

  21. SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer!

    70–Xd :) amen to that one!!!!
    jolie is so beautiful, and at least shes DOING something with her money to give back to the world. i love her, and i love carmen electra, i do her Strippersize work out routines every day! shes so sexy!!!
    oh yes…PLEASE, MORE ALBA!!!!!! no talent, and oh, yes, i hear shes “sick of being sexy” as she poses in nothing but a bedsheet. awwww, poor jessie! suing playboy ( greeeeedddyy!! ) for using pics of her fat tummy (SUCKING IT IN!) then making the sick of being sexy comment….oh man, one day, GET OVER HER!!! its KLUM, ELECTRA, JOLIE, and JOSS STONE!!!!! :)

  22. kpatton

    I could name 50 sexy women, and Scarlett wouldn’t be on my list. Goes to show why a good publicist makes the big bucks. I am sure somebody at FHM got paid off good. Alba isn’t much better. The former protege of womanizing Mr. Cameron can no doubt thank him for putting her on the map via Dark Angel. There are too few really sexy woman in Hollywood today, and even fewer that are not either bi-polar, cult members or just generally flaky. Don’t know if the cosmetic surgery is the cause or the affect.

  23. KidLoco

    # 17

    Absolutely with you on that one.

    Unlike idiots like Longoria and Alba, at least Scarlett doesn’t need this shit to boost her career, she’s already got it all.

  24. KidLoco

    #51

    She doesn’t have a deep voice!! she just doesn’t shriek like a fucking banshee (eg jessica simpson, britney and other highly strung americans).

    Oh my god so a woman talks in a normal conversational understated way and her voice is deep? I’m a woman, and I’d desdcribe Scarlett’s voice as sexy and understated..

    deep? are you shitting me?

  25. FHM is genius, this gets so much media every year. If you voted for Jenny McCarthy, please donate your eyes to a blind person who might actually have some use for them.

  26. meh, i don’t think she’s that big a deal…

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