Scarlett Johansson could sell nails to Jesus

These are the latest ads for Scarlett Johansson’s Dolce & Gabbana campaign. Apparently, if you buy their new eyeshadow, you’ll look exactly like Scarlett. So, ladies, step away from the computer and get cracking. By the time I leave work I hope to see Scarlett serving me coffee, ringing up my groceries and dancing to pay for law school. Ha ha, I’m kidding. I’ll go straight to the strip club.

Photos: Dolce & Gabbana