Scarlett Johansson is lazy

September 20th, 2007 // 65 Comments
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Scarlett Johansson has been pulling some diva-like moves on the set of her new film “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Us! Magazine reports:

A source tells Us that on her first day, the star, 22, had a driver shuttle her the 100 yards to the set, while costar Drew Barrymore simply walked the distance. (Johansson also asked for three assistants to shield her with umbrellas.)

I’ve got a great “Scarlett is lazy” story. You’ll love this. This one time, she and I were supposed to go out on a date. But Scarlett sent her cousin instead and made up some excuse about Ryan Reynolds or something, I wasn’t paying attention on account of she’s a woman. But, how lazy is that? You can’t get off the couch so you send your crazy cousin who steals locks of dude’s hair in their sleep. Thanks for the warning. This luscious mane didn’t grow itself overnight. No, wait, yes it did. I forgot I drank that whole bottle of Rogaine – and then moved next to the power plant. Radiation makes me forget things.

NOTE: What in the hell is a “Scarlett Johansson?” Who’s superficial? That bottle of Evian in the corner? It should get over itself.

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  1. she seems cool

    i would see this, if it didn’t have that ugly dustin hoffman look alike in it ( jennifer maniston)

  2. Sam

    She’s fat and ugly! What the fuck is she famous about? I’d rather buy some ham sandwich from my fav pork store instead of watching this piggy chick!

  3. bob

    LOL #12

  4. bob

    42, i don’t remember her ever being toned.

  5. PunkA

    Pasty white and not Hollywood style fit. She is definitely counter-culture in Hollywood, and thriving off of it. So it is working for her career.

    Personally, never saw what the big deal was. She is alright, but not all that. Her movies don’t make me want to rush out to see them. She dresses like a scroungy teen, which I like though. On a down note, she lets gay men squeeze her rack, yet conceals it from heteros. That is just wrong.

  6. Chauncey Gardner

    Fish-faced cunt looks like she farts up a storm.

  7. nikk

    Damnit, Scarlett….

    Stop acting like a bitch. You’re supposed to be the paragon.

    And Scarlett isn’t fat. At all. That’s 100% USDA Prime Hotness. She’s like a 1955 Cadillac….they don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

  8. C

    I just have sure that Drew’s better on bed than Scarlett. Scarlett on it must be like fucking with your mother or something. Imagine Scarlett with 30 year-old. Not very exciting about it.

  9. Krazyhotkelli

    leelee, learn to make a fucking point. according to you, line producers usually force pa’s to drive people no matter what, and yet drew opted to walk? that’s a contradiction, stupid!!

  10. LauraE

    Aren’t we in a crazy world, we send bottles of WATER from one continent to the next !!! Don’t you have springs in America ? What’s the point of drinking Evian water ? And then these celeb freaks talk about saving the earth… Hypocrites ! Spending tons of kerosen to fly plastic bottles with plain spring water all the way from the French Alps to Hollywood… that’s insane !!!

  11. Bumberto

    Scarlett’s hair is fucking TRASH. Ugly ugly ugly beyond fake bleached hair with no style. How the fuck can you let your hair look like that shit and pretend you are an actress. Fuck you scarlett, fuck you.

    P.S. sucking woody allen’s cock is not advised. look what it did to mia farrow.

  12. She’s still hot.

  13. WENDALYNN

    I DONT KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS CHICK IS, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS THAT GREAT, SHE HAS AN UGLY SHAPE, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS QUITE CHUBBY AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT I CAN’T DENY IS THAT SHE DOES HAVE TALENT!

    SHE IS LOOKING ROUGH! OUCH!!

  14. luna

    she is so fat

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