Scarlett Johansson is dieting

March 26th, 2009 // 88 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is hopefully not going the way of Lindsay Lohan. She recently showed up to a red carpet event (above) looking noticeably thinner, according to Page Six:

Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who’s married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress. “She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she’s on,” our spy said of the star of the upcoming “Iron Man 2.”

Hold the phone and get a cheeseburger in here. Are her breasts getting smaller?! Seriously, what’s with these celebrities? Why can’t you defy the laws of anatomy by losing weight without shrinking your breasts therefore catering to my severely media-warped view of how women should look (i.e. Chesty like whoa.)? I’d do the same for you. Baby.

Photos: WENN

  1. sapphire eyes

    She must have seen John Gayer’s mankini and it made her stop eating. So sad to see these young women withering away to skin and bones.

    Does any straight male actually appreciate a scrawny scarecrow look? Or do straight men prefer women with some kind of curves?

    “…shudder…”

  2. Brooke

    She has a severe case of lollipop head

  3. Hecubus

    It’s Christina Ricci all over again. Once a fine curvy sexpot now a skinny bobblehead alien. Just watch, she’ll start doing nude scenes now and it’ll serve only as a depressing reminder of what we could have had if she’d stayed sexy.

  4. Come-Honor-Face

    As long as she doesn’t lose those DSL’s she’ll be in good shape

  5. Nero

    From this angle she looks quite hot! It feels like i could almost touch her!

  6. Darth

    Women who are always dieting is a turn off for many men! Unless they’re really fat ofcourse!

  7. Rhialto

    Is she following a champagne diet!?

  8. Jacque Louie of Orange II

    Champagne diet!? Yum!

  9. Kelley

    Please don’t mention Lindsay Lohan’s name in the same sentence as Scarlett Johansson’s … the former is a foul-mouthed gutter-skank who will soon resemble beef jerky; say perhaps 5 years ? LOL !!

  10. Penis

    I can feel the blood rushing to my head on this one!!!!

  11. ....

    NEXT! so over her.

    and good call #15. she DOES look like a dolphin. i could never quite figure it out.

  12. feckless

    If you push her head backwards, a piece of candy comes out of her throat.

  13. She looks mint and anyone that says otherwise will get their dick hadoukened off by jeesus.

  14. Number 54 is the funniest -and I’m a lady, too

    Most of you are whack. Her job is acting not posing on the red carpet. So if she is skinny for a moment, it is probably for her role as Black Widow.

    She did photograph like a Bratz doll though -as long as she is dieting she should rethink the length & cut of her gowns and go easier on the eye makeup.

  15. Minidress??? The thing barely shows her knees! And here I was hoping to see her creamy thighs.

  16. Miranda

    She looks very uncomfortable in those photos.

  17. zane

    That is one ridiculously large head. And judging by the flabby arms, she still has some pounds to loose.

  18. greatceasarsghost

    She’s got a big head and face and looks better when she’s voluptuous.

    Bewbz and butt are shrinkin.

    get this girl some waffles and my penis, STAT!

  19. Let me tell her this: LESS IS MORE(even with make-up)!!

  20. Rhialto

    Wow!

  21. Now she looks like a bobblehead.

  22. Divole

    I like her.

  23. beefytee

    I think she looks good. You’re not gonna get hitched to Ryan Reynolds and NOT start working out harder.

    I just hope she doesn’t go to far. She doesn’t have much farther to go.

  24. Parker

    I want to plump her up. Then I want to blow a load in her hot, tight ass.

  25. ItsFullOfPoop

    Well,that’s it folks.

    All she had going for her was that body.She can’t act,and she’s got the face of an alabama trailer park hooker.Too bad.

  26. e-rock

    @ #32- you are obviously new to this site, and never heard of -that-girl-Jen’s rants…. she is oviously a fat cow obsessed with skinny white women. just giving it back to the uncultured rasict, and no- it wasn’t rasict on my part, just giving her a little dose of her own medicine.
    got it? K. just checking. bitch.

  27. ya right

    She doesn’t even look skinnier. She is still overrated but maybe she is a nice person in real life, I am not sure.

  28. Ananana

    her boobs are already starting to sag…….. :|

  29. lololololol

    wow what a fucking hypocrite.

  30. plumpy

    OMG scarlett is famous for her plumpness! its like losing your trademark–and she looks awful too! cant believe she’s going down that road. me vewy vewy thad :(

  31. Lindsay

    If she get any thinner she is going to be as bobble-headed as Christina Ricci.

  32. Alexandra

    she looks way better now. i used to think she was kinda chunky before

  33. rekk

    Damn it, she always looked like the smart girl in class who was a violin virtuoso or a math whiz, but still something raw sexually about her. Now she just looks like she’s trying to be a Hollywood clone. DOES NOT BECOME HER. She should go back to being the smart one who goes wild behind closed doors.

  34. she looks hungry.

  35. herbiefrog

    bobbel head … ?

    are we nearly there yet ?

    [gettin' closer... just shhh...]

  36. Impy

    I love how people want attention so badly they stoop to racist remarks. Anyway, She looks horrific, her head looks gigantic compared to her body. Though she can’t act, she looked much better curvier. Now she is just another Jessica Beil.

  37. Elisabeta

    I don’t like how she looks here. She’d better go blond again, regain the lost pounds and get a little tan. This look is kinda goth and it doesn’t suit her :( .

  38. She has two talents, her left breast and her right breast. It is a diet that kept her same size breasts have shrunk his ego and look at it like a dolphin needs to go.

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