Scarlett Johansson is dieting

March 26th, 2009 // 88 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is hopefully not going the way of Lindsay Lohan. She recently showed up to a red carpet event (above) looking noticeably thinner, according to Page Six:

Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who’s married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress. “She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she’s on,” our spy said of the star of the upcoming “Iron Man 2.”

Hold the phone and get a cheeseburger in here. Are her breasts getting smaller?! Seriously, what’s with these celebrities? Why can’t you defy the laws of anatomy by losing weight without shrinking your breasts therefore catering to my severely media-warped view of how women should look (i.e. Chesty like whoa.)? I’d do the same for you. Baby.

Photos: WENN
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  1. anon

    She looks like a Bratz doll in the first picture: the angle makes her head look totally out of proportion!

  2. Jrz

    Now she got big head.

  3. FIRST! she looks ugly

  4. Erica Lew

    Her head is out of proportion in every picture. She’s still gorgeous though.

  5. e-rock

    girlfriend is seriously DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, and does NOT need to lose a pound! I can see how she might feel the pressure from Hollywood, especially standing next to Thandie Newton (even more GORGEOUS) but she is perfect just the way she is… well…. maybe she could use a tan. But she must be doing something right, she married Ryan OMG Reynolds, HELLO!!!! YUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYY!!! Keep rockin that bod Scarlett, if I was into women, I would totally hit on you, hell, I would hit on you if I met you anyway! ;o)

  6. Erica

    Holy bobblehead! Never a good sign.

  7. Michelle

    Why why why did she do this? She looked good with curves. Now she just looks like a lollipop head. I’m very upset over this. I want the old Scarlett back!

  8. She’s so white, she glows.

  9. ktro

    she doesn’t need to change at all, she’s smokin hot all the time.

  10. JimmyBachaFungool

    She is SOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting.

  11. e-rock

    Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, ‘she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man’. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
    PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
    rant over, thank you!
    back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air…. she needs a little sun. ;oP

  12. Beetledee

    Oh, good! I was a bit upset that she was casted as Black Widow, as the character* believed to be a former ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet Company. But if she trains enough to get more lithe, I’m fine with her as Black Widow.

    * insert useless nerd-knowledge

  13. e-rock

    Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, ‘she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man’. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
    PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
    rant over, thank you!
    back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air…. she just needs a little sun, and she is perfect. ;o) But if she ever lets go of Ryan, girlfriend better watch out, cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!

  14. phoring

    She is still hot. It’s the outfit. It’s the angle. Also, too much makeup

  15. pete

    She has only two talents, her left breast and her right breast. She needed to go on a diet that kept her boobs the same size but shrunk her ego and made her look less like a dolphin.

  16. Jrz

    Her head is as big as that gigantic champagne bottle.

  17. 1 MILF Hunter

    Damn! Don’t lose the jugs!

  18. Andrea

    She plays Iron Man’s arch rival, Pasty “Redlips” Fishface, who kills by causing massive cerebral hemorrhages in anybody who hears her singing.

  19. Chesty LaRue

    I want her shoes. So cute.

  20. Frank N Stein

    Head looks bigger and breasts look smaller.

    I blame Ryan Reynolds on this. Woody Allen must come to the rescue.

  21. Wendy

    “cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!”

    The correct spelling is “manatee.”

  22. somechick

    jesus…. that’s quite a noggen.

  23. Zanna

    Bitch has got a five-head. And she should have worn a black bra.

  24. testing

    JUST ONCE CAN THIS BITCH CLOSE HER MOUTH IN A PICTURE????

    also somebody should explain to her that you cant diet away short, or wide hips…she is fine how she is being skinny will look weird on her

  25. Carolyn

    Gak, her head looks enormous.

  26. Eva

    Don’t get me wrong, I love her but I think she looked better before the dieting.

  27. sasha

    Bratz dolls are hot.

  28. Fashionista

    I think that dress would look 100x better if it were longer and covered her knees. The length just makes her legs look shorter. Wow, her legs look so skinny (not in a good way.) I also think she looked better with the extra curvature. I totally agree with the bobble-head comments.

  29. Erica

    Maybe she wasn’t dieting at all, maybe she just got caught in a tuna net.

  30. Woman Hater

    What a fat bitch! Seriously, this cow needs an eating disorder so we can at least see a few ribs and her pelvis bones poking through her dresses.

  31. bucky

    Nooooooooo! We need beef.

  32. Umm... racist what?

    E-rock – you do realize by telling someone to eat KFC and calling them ghetto trash is pretty racist yourself right? K. Just checking.

  33. jt

    losing fat in her boobs. and there goes her career.

  34. GODDAMNIT!!! Keep the tits and the ass, and dye it back blond. The world hates scrawny brunettes like Aye-rabs hate Jews.

    Speaking of jews, do you know the difference between jews and Santa Claus?

    Santa goes down the chimney………………

  35. Funeral Guy

    She looked better before, but I’d still bang her senseless.

  36. JL

    Her looks and talent have ALWAYS been severely overrated. She has pigeon toes and a cowface. Way to represent the animal kingdom!

  37. LadyCIn

    If she looses any more weight, she’ll look like a bobble head. She looks better with curves.

  38. @34 – What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?

    No one cries when they chop up a hooker.

  39. gits

    @nobody – What’s the difference between a snow tire and a black man?

    A snow tire doesn’t whimper when you put chains on it.

  40. Hey, I told you that joke!!!

    You know how to tell when an arab boy becomes a man?

    He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.

  41. SoTe

    First .. we cant lose weight without losing boobies, they are mainly fat so.. they go bye bye.
    Second, I bet she is losing that weight screwing the brains out of that hot hubby of hers, I would!! It is the best work out ever, specially if you are on top of Ryan.

  42. 39 YES!!!

    41 Keep your hairy man-tits in your training bra. Fag.

  43. @40 – I know…and now I’m funny too.

  44. Obama Khan

    I can’t wait till this over-rated Obama dick-sucker gets what’s coming to her.
    Nobody rides the top of the wave all the time, Baby.
    Sooner or later you gotta tumble. On her it will look good.

  45. Birthday Girl

    Why did she do this to herself? I’m a straight female but I will freely admit that I LOVED her boobs.

  46. I wonder if this cranberry sauce is bad? Does that stuff ever go bad?

    Maybe I can trip balls like the episode of “Married with Children” when Anthrax ate the Bundy’s mystery meat….

  47. Fati

    She looks like crap with that hair. And the weight loss did not do her any favours either. Ugly talentless whore.

  48. sam

    Her face is stunning. I think she looked great before, but I don’t think she has veered into coked-out-emaciated-Lindsay territory, and it looks like her boobs are intact even if a bit smaller. I think she is gorgeous as a blond but she looks great with dark hair too.

    Hopefully she will stop now and not go for the bulimic-anorexic-ballerina look for the role.

  49. desi

    She’s probably starving herself.

    She doesn’t look happy at all. But from my experience, when you’re constantly hungry and denying yourself, you tend to never look happy, even when smiling,

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