Scarlett Johansson is hopefully not going the way of Lindsay Lohan. She recently showed up to a red carpet event (above) looking noticeably thinner, according to Page Six:
Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who’s married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress. “She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she’s on,” our spy said of the star of the upcoming “Iron Man 2.”
Hold the phone and get a cheeseburger in here. Are her breasts getting smaller?! Seriously, what’s with these celebrities? Why can’t you defy the laws of anatomy by losing weight without shrinking your breasts therefore catering to my severely media-warped view of how women should look (i.e. Chesty like whoa.)? I’d do the same for you. Baby.