Scarlett Johansson is hopefully not going the way of Lindsay Lohan. She recently showed up to a red carpet event (above) looking noticeably thinner, according to Page Six:
Eyes popped Tuesday night at Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios when the “very slim” actress, who’s married to Ryan Reynolds, strutted in wearing a tight, black minidress. “She was talking to Thandie Newton about the rigid diet she’s on,” our spy said of the star of the upcoming “Iron Man 2.”
Hold the phone and get a cheeseburger in here. Are her breasts getting smaller?! Seriously, what’s with these celebrities? Why can’t you defy the laws of anatomy by losing weight without shrinking your breasts therefore catering to my severely media-warped view of how women should look (i.e. Chesty like whoa.)? I’d do the same for you. Baby.
anon | March 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm
She looks like a Bratz doll in the first picture: the angle makes her head look totally out of proportion!
Jrz | March 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Now she got big head.
frist! | March 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
FIRST! she looks ugly
Erica Lew | March 26, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Her head is out of proportion in every picture. She’s still gorgeous though.
e-rock | March 26, 2009 at 4:11 pm
girlfriend is seriously DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, and does NOT need to lose a pound! I can see how she might feel the pressure from Hollywood, especially standing next to Thandie Newton (even more GORGEOUS) but she is perfect just the way she is… well…. maybe she could use a tan. But she must be doing something right, she married Ryan OMG Reynolds, HELLO!!!! YUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYY!!! Keep rockin that bod Scarlett, if I was into women, I would totally hit on you, hell, I would hit on you if I met you anyway! ;o)
Erica | March 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Holy bobblehead! Never a good sign.
Michelle | March 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Why why why did she do this? She looked good with curves. Now she just looks like a lollipop head. I’m very upset over this. I want the old Scarlett back!
RichPort's Ghost | March 26, 2009 at 4:13 pm
She’s so white, she glows.
ktro | March 26, 2009 at 4:13 pm
she doesn’t need to change at all, she’s smokin hot all the time.
JimmyBachaFungool | March 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She is SOOOOOOOOOOO disgusting.
e-rock | March 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, ‘she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man’. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
rant over, thank you!
back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air…. she needs a little sun. ;oP
Beetledee | March 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Oh, good! I was a bit upset that she was casted as Black Widow, as the character* believed to be a former ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet Company. But if she trains enough to get more lithe, I’m fine with her as Black Widow.
* insert useless nerd-knowledge
e-rock | March 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Cue that-black-rasict-piece-of-shit-Jen, ‘she is just like every other annorexic white trash, just trying to be super skinny for the warped white man’. Go eat a bucket of KFC you uncultured ghetto trash.
PLEASE NO RACIST REMARKS!!!!!!! Shit is seriously soooo many decades ago, we need to let it go!!! That goes for EVERYONE!!!! Be bigger than racism people, besides the fact that its just stupid ignorance.
rant over, thank you!
back to her gorgeousness- Scarlett, aaahhhh, breath of fresh air…. she just needs a little sun, and she is perfect. ;o) But if she ever lets go of Ryan, girlfriend better watch out, cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!
phoring | March 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She is still hot. It’s the outfit. It’s the angle. Also, too much makeup
pete | March 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She has only two talents, her left breast and her right breast. She needed to go on a diet that kept her boobs the same size but shrunk her ego and made her look less like a dolphin.
Jrz | March 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Her head is as big as that gigantic champagne bottle.
1 MILF Hunter | March 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Damn! Don’t lose the jugs!
Andrea | March 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm
She plays Iron Man’s arch rival, Pasty “Redlips” Fishface, who kills by causing massive cerebral hemorrhages in anybody who hears her singing.
Chesty LaRue | March 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I want her shoes. So cute.
Frank N Stein | March 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Head looks bigger and breasts look smaller.
I blame Ryan Reynolds on this. Woody Allen must come to the rescue.
Wendy | March 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm
“cuz Im a maaaan eater!!!!”
The correct spelling is “manatee.”
somechick | March 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm
jesus…. that’s quite a noggen.
Zanna | March 26, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Bitch has got a five-head. And she should have worn a black bra.
testing | March 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm
JUST ONCE CAN THIS BITCH CLOSE HER MOUTH IN A PICTURE????
also somebody should explain to her that you cant diet away short, or wide hips…she is fine how she is being skinny will look weird on her
Carolyn | March 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Gak, her head looks enormous.
Eva | March 26, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Don’t get me wrong, I love her but I think she looked better before the dieting.
sasha | March 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Bratz dolls are hot.
Fashionista | March 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I think that dress would look 100x better if it were longer and covered her knees. The length just makes her legs look shorter. Wow, her legs look so skinny (not in a good way.) I also think she looked better with the extra curvature. I totally agree with the bobble-head comments.
Erica | March 26, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Maybe she wasn’t dieting at all, maybe she just got caught in a tuna net.
Woman Hater | March 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm
What a fat bitch! Seriously, this cow needs an eating disorder so we can at least see a few ribs and her pelvis bones poking through her dresses.
bucky | March 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Nooooooooo! We need beef.
Umm... racist what? | March 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
E-rock – you do realize by telling someone to eat KFC and calling them ghetto trash is pretty racist yourself right? K. Just checking.
jt | March 26, 2009 at 5:02 pm
losing fat in her boobs. and there goes her career.
TrannyGranny | March 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm
GODDAMNIT!!! Keep the tits and the ass, and dye it back blond. The world hates scrawny brunettes like Aye-rabs hate Jews.
Speaking of jews, do you know the difference between jews and Santa Claus?
Santa goes down the chimney………………
Funeral Guy | March 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm
She looked better before, but I’d still bang her senseless.
JL | March 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Her looks and talent have ALWAYS been severely overrated. She has pigeon toes and a cowface. Way to represent the animal kingdom!
LadyCIn | March 26, 2009 at 5:11 pm
If she looses any more weight, she’ll look like a bobble head. She looks better with curves.
Zanna | March 26, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@34 – What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?
No one cries when they chop up a hooker.
gits | March 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
@nobody – What’s the difference between a snow tire and a black man?
A snow tire doesn’t whimper when you put chains on it.
TrannyGranny | March 26, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hey, I told you that joke!!!
You know how to tell when an arab boy becomes a man?
He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.
SoTe | March 26, 2009 at 5:15 pm
First .. we cant lose weight without losing boobies, they are mainly fat so.. they go bye bye.
Second, I bet she is losing that weight screwing the brains out of that hot hubby of hers, I would!! It is the best work out ever, specially if you are on top of Ryan.
TrannyGranny | March 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm
39 YES!!!
41 Keep your hairy man-tits in your training bra. Fag.
Zanna | March 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@40 – I know…and now I’m funny too.
Obama Khan | March 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I can’t wait till this over-rated Obama dick-sucker gets what’s coming to her.
Nobody rides the top of the wave all the time, Baby.
Sooner or later you gotta tumble. On her it will look good.
Birthday Girl | March 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Why did she do this to herself? I’m a straight female but I will freely admit that I LOVED her boobs.
TrannyGranny | March 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I wonder if this cranberry sauce is bad? Does that stuff ever go bad?
Maybe I can trip balls like the episode of “Married with Children” when Anthrax ate the Bundy’s mystery meat….
Fati | March 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm
She looks like crap with that hair. And the weight loss did not do her any favours either. Ugly talentless whore.
sam | March 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Her face is stunning. I think she looked great before, but I don’t think she has veered into coked-out-emaciated-Lindsay territory, and it looks like her boobs are intact even if a bit smaller. I think she is gorgeous as a blond but she looks great with dark hair too.
Hopefully she will stop now and not go for the bulimic-anorexic-ballerina look for the role.
TrannyGranny | March 26, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Out bitches!
desi | March 26, 2009 at 5:31 pm
She’s probably starving herself.
She doesn’t look happy at all. But from my experience, when you’re constantly hungry and denying yourself, you tend to never look happy, even when smiling,