Here’s Scarlett Johansson at Fashion Week in Milan yesterday. I don’t think I need to explain why I posted these pics on this site. Except for maybe the ones where she looks like a freakishly pale vampire woman. In which case, Chris Brown did it.
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Barack | March 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Obama
first | March 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm
FIRST and wondering why this was posted…i dont get it
Deacon Jones | March 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm
She;s hot as hell.
Why’d she bring E.T. with her?
Fati | March 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm
so let me get this one straight. SHE is CURVY, but Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson are FAT? talk about double standards. I hate this fat ugly whore.
Elmo | March 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm
who’s that bald dude?
Racer X | March 3, 2009 at 1:29 pm
bEAUTIFUL.
she | March 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Interesting!
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Bickus Dickus | March 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I’d like to fuck her in the ass, squeeze her implants until they burst, then tear open some shit, then unleash about 15 loads of hot semen all over her face, glue her eye shut, and watch her nostril blow bubbles with my jizz. That’s it Scarlett, taste your own shit off my cock.
I don’t get why she’s famous. She can’t act, semi attractive, but mostly a pain in the ass….I’d still fuck her though.
Really? | March 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm
@2: First time to the site? Or just retarded?
justifiable | March 3, 2009 at 1:31 pm
TERRIBLE dress! She can’t dress herself, it’s clear. That print adds about 20 pounds, 5 years – and 3 inches where she doesn’t need it.
Jo Ann | March 3, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Redheads suck.
answer | March 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Do you see a titanium girdle or mommy jeans plus two belts? Curvy. Not fat.
Nero | March 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Now we’re talking about bald! If it had a vagina i would turned on!
joseph m.mcgrath | March 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
all women should have those beautiful curves.bickus dickus is one sick asshole.he has learned to hide behind first amendment.i would defend miss scarletts honor.
joseph m.mcgrath | March 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
all women should have those beautiful curves.bickus dickus is one sick asshole.he has learned to hide behind first amendment.i would defend miss scarletts honor.
Nero | March 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Now we’re talking about bald!If it had a vagina i would be turned on! (spelling check?)
joseph m.mcgrath | March 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
all women should have those beautiful curves.bickus dickus is one sick asshole.he has learned to hide behind first amendment.i would defend miss scarletts honor.
blah | March 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
i used to think she was great….now, not so much. she is somehow strange looking, but not in a good unique way but also incredibly boring. her body is overrated as well. look at her in a bikini: her waist isn’t that tiny. and lets talk about that tattoo for one min…
Nero | March 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Please remove #13.That troll clearly doesn’t have my literate level!
testing | March 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I am so pleased she finally closed her mouth in a picture!
Also pleased she stopped dressing up and doing her hair like she thinks she is Marilyn Monroe
Tim | March 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I’d stick my cock in her mouth, but mostly to get her to shut up.
toobad =/ | March 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I always considered scarlett a bealtiful and incredibly sexy youn woman
BUT
*dark hair doesn´t work for her AT ALL
(brings out the not so soft features of her face and takes away her glamour, makes her look plain)
*she´s SOO WEARING A GIRDLE
last but not least
THAT´S GOT TO BE THE UGGLIEST TATTOO IN THIS EARTH!
terrible, terrible
sick | March 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I don’t get what the big deal is about her? she’s soo average looking, if she wasn’t a celebrity she would never stand out in a crowd.
Rick | March 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“I don’t get what the big deal is about her?”
She’s got big tits, retard.
Jeep Community Blog | March 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I recall her being a bit more busty… perhaps I am mistaken
Lowlands | March 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Who’s this awesome looking big bummed and -titted brunette?? Her curves are all over her!
sHE IS UGLY | March 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
yeah another example of racism. this is not a very attractive woman at all. sure I would fuck her. but I don’t think she is pretty. because she is not pretty she’s average but since she is a member of the cool club it’s all carte blanche. the sky is the limit. I hope she dies young
did I make myself clear?
MustangSally | March 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm
WOAH!
I want that tattoo!
how can I get one of those?
free with my pineapple bubblegum?
cereal box maybe?
NICE ;)
Parker | March 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm
She’s one major hot babe. I’d love to wedge my cock between the soft curves of her asscheeks and into her tight butt. Inside it feels like heaven.
name required | March 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm
she looks good!
her tattoo is kinda weird though
and by the way, i think the bald dude is either domenico dolce or stefano gabbana
Lowlands | March 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I would love to suck myself to a vacuum on those curvy and juicy lips! Till the gravity is pushing us to an absolute 0!
Darth | March 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm
#31 Any plunger needed?
Tom K | March 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Why do pretty women ruin their bodies with the ugliest tats!! American women are stupid!!
Gando | March 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Wow! That’s a nice weaved dress! Did she do it herself?
Delgo | March 3, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I’m just not that into Nordic chicks.
Nice thus (t9) though.
Lowlands | March 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Her elegant feminine hips are almost bulging out that dress! While her smooth skin is shining in the spotlights! It looks almost photoshopped as perfect she is! Photoshopped??
lizzy | March 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
18. blah – you’re so dead on.
she is boring, she is overrated. i can’t stand her.
Nero | March 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
She has great features.Would love to touch her skull.
Pat | March 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Yes, she’s the most boring overrated girl that your boyfriend would much rather be with.
lola | March 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm
She isn’t fat. Those curves are mostly muscle, with a bit a fat. This is a HOT body. I am not going to be rude, so I won’t say anything about her other features
Bickus Dickus | March 3, 2009 at 3:01 pm
#14,15,17
I find nothing wrong with wanting Scarlett Johansson to taste her own shit off of my cock. It’s quite a lovely act of affection between a woman and a man who just fucked her ass into submission.
Jodi. | March 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Nice tattoo – my real estate company used to have the same thing as a logo, well, that was until we diversified into kiddie porn.
Sex for all ages!
Jodi.
Gando | March 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Ex from Justin timberlake=big minus. Next! And more girls in sandals please!
Gemma | March 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
HEY IDIOTS.
THE MEN BESIDE HER ARE DOMENICO DOLCE AND STEFANO GABBANA
FROM DOLCE &GABBANA, YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF IT, ITS A PRETTY BIG DESIGNER BRAND.
Stupid fucking americans. You love their clothes but you dont even know what they look like.
hey all-caps tard | March 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm
We buy their stuff, but nobody cares about the lisping Eurofags who make it.
Deacon Jones | March 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@27
Yes, that black people don’t know what CAPS means?
@29
There’s Parker! She’d love it
brooke | March 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm
She looks like Kirsten Dunst in those pictures…and that definitely isn’t a good thing
Valerie | March 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Gando, foot fetishist?
S.J. seems pretty cool. She’s not fat, you tard Fati, go throw up some stomach bile, and @8, I’m certain they’re real. I remember watching Ghost World (it sucked) and thinking “dude, that chick’s tits are fucking huge” and she was like, 16 at the time.
Deacon Jones | March 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@44
Dolce / Gabbana….hmmm…isn’t that the brand that all the trashy b-list celebrities wear??
feckless | March 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I had no idea she was dating Marilyn Manson.