Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Established & Sons anniversary party on Saturday dressed as a garbage man. Which would’ve been awesome except that it wasn’t a costume party. It’s hard to go wrong when you look as good as Scarlett Johansson. Just glue some magnifying lenses to your boobs and the rest of the outfit usually works itself out. Obviously something went very wrong here. I’d venture a guess somebody told her the party was government worker themed, but she doesn’t look quite incompetent enough to work at the DMV.
NOTE: This obviously doesn’t make any sense because I just said she was dressed as a garbage man, so why would a garbage man be working at the DMV? Clearly I don’t even know what I’m typing anymore. Space moon to the rescue!
#29- YOU’RE A RANDOM FUCK! HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT BEFORE?
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I’m sorry Jrmommy, I just had to do that
I am losing it today, non? Oh, wait, I mean… FUCK!
you mean Oui, jrz… oui. It’s the word of the day!
as in fearsarewishes has a “oui” cock.
Oui. Yes. No, you’re right I meant oui not non. Wait. FUCKING FRENCH DOUBLE TALKING FRENCH HEADS!
fearsarewishes. assreamingsarefantasies. same thing, right?
FORTZA ITALIA FUCK THE FRENCH
Yes, I am still celebrating our world cup victory!!!!
Fucking headbutting faggots…………
oh stallion, the ginzo’s are cheaters. your goalie is an assclown.
“I don’t want your jersey….but I’ll take your sister.” Classic. Fucking classic.
#61- The question is, was there an honor killing in the family that day, you know juuuuust in case his sister fucked a gentile?
62–Oui! Dammit. I mean, YES he beat her Algerian ass from here to Mecca and back, that whorin’ French slut.
Still mad at me biatcho?
Buffon is a beast, don’t understand what you meant by that, Juventus maybe? I mean the so called assclown only let up 2 goals the whole world cup, and 1 was off his teammate…………….
I’m not gonna argue this, we won, fuck it………
Scarlett looks great in anything.
Yay, clown-suits are back in!
I don’t do drugs, just weed
#40-my 6-year-old trashed me last week, too. I came out, looking fly for a no-kids party and got, “Is that what you’re wearing tonight?” Then she tried to save it by adding “Cute!” , but couldn’t quite sell it.
*wishes # 28 would eat shit and die*
You could dress her in road kill and I would still tap that ass… and have a nice lunch too!
Stallion when the hell was I ever mad at you?
I hate guineas because of where I grew up plus I’m irish so it’s in my blood to hate them. Nothing against you!
I don’t do drugs neither, just Oui’d.
She got somethin we call “Property over in Sark” round my way: as in Those eyes are NOT lookin in the same direction!
#72 – Oui’d? HAHAHA!!!! My dear, I’ll be figuring out a way to put that little fucking tidbit in a sentence all week. Oh yeah, the French hate us for our freedom.
Garbage man, eh? Does this mean I can put my junk in her trunk? Ass is the new pussy, after all.
I totally have that shirt.
I think it’s a *GREAT* outfit, and I’ll tell you why.
1. You can sneak behind her, pull the top back and her arms are completely immobilized.
2. The way the shoes are made, you can buckle them together so her legs are immobilized.
3. Those tiny little buttons leading “down there” (smirk, smirk) would be so easy to just off with just a little effort.
4. Errrr, I’ll get to you with #4 after I take care of this groin growth that’s currently going wild in my pants. I’m comming Scarlett baby (so to speak.
She looks almost as good as Missy Elliott did with her trash bag ensemble in that one music video of her’s in the late 90′s.
She tried to copy Lil’ Kim’s look from the VMAs, except she went for gray, ’cause gray is the new black… She’s so fucking obvious, with her hands back as if she had handcuffs. COPYCAT!
You guys just aren’t used to seeing a celeb covered up. What no nipple or cooch?
She would look good as a frogman :)
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I don’t care what she wears, this chick is hot!
It’s hard to tell whether she is looking AT the camera or over it. Though she seems fascinated by whatever it is so that’s fine by me.
wheni finally get my first flying scooter im going to pinp that shit out in an outfit just like that
This is actually one of Scarlett’s better photos. has no one seen Ghost World, one of her earlier films b4 she discovered the benefits of peroxide and an on hand make-up artist?! she looked more like Jade Goody than Marilyn Monroe in it
lol, maybe she’s just late for halloween?
Scarlett,,
you can clean me out any day