Scarlett Johansson: ‘Hey, I wanna dress like Marilyn Monroe, too!’

January 19th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is the new face of Dolce & Gabanna, and this is her first ad which better not be a crack at her rival Lindsay Lohan. I mean, c’mon, when Lindsay posed as Marilyn she had the wherewithal, and shitty career, to go topless. So, Scarlett basically showed up to a NASCAR race with a pinewood derby car – that doesn’t even have breasts. I’m embarrassed for you.

Photo: Dolce & Gabanna
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  1. boogermeister

    first

  2. tv infomercial

    Needs more white. She can clean off her face with a shamWow! after I’m finished.

  3. blackout

    Scarlet, break out those baby feeders one time.

  4. joanna

    A really nice photo but Scarjo has got a long way to go to get close to Marilyn.

  5. #1 hahaha that’s classic!!!!! First!!!! Hahahaha, wow you won!! This great contest is OVER!!

    I love you..

  6. My Name is D-Nice

    What’s up with her fake tan?!

  7. Randal

    A beautiful shot of a beautiful woman and who better to represent Dolce & Gabanna than Scarlett Johansson.

    Randal

  8. LawnGnome

    Marilyn,

    Often imitated, never duplicated.

    As for Johansson, I’d hit it without question, but other than her breasts, this chick is plain Jane boring.

  9. MR. T

    man I would love to fuck her face and then have her fuck my face.

  10. justifiable

    I gotta disagree, Fish, LL had sadly droopy cans, allover freckles and a really bad wig . The whole thing smacked of desperation, not vulnerability. Johannsen at least has the voluptuous MM-type body, Lohan hasn’t. really got sexbomb potential. Meh.

  11. val

    When will these bithces stop trying to be marilyn?

  12. #11 as soon as you learn to spell bitches..

    I love you

  13. dana

    seeing that linssay link, i’m embarrassed for her all over again…
    and scarlet looks good.

  14. lizzy

    could this bitch be any more boring? fuck her. she’s so overrated.
    she (and the rest of the world) can’t touch marilyn.

  15. Mu

    I think it’s Marilyn inspired, but I don’t think she’s trying to be her. Now LL on the other hand, was copying Marilyn’s last photo session.

  16. bombshell!

    Ok, she looks gorgeous. At least it’s better than that previous freckled mess. Lohan doesn’t have a milligram of charm in that freckled body of hers.

  17. Their are times that I daydream shoving her into a bag like borat tried to do with pam, but Id actually succeed HAHA! :D

  18. dude_on

    She didn’t pull it off. LL was also totally out of her element. Her Marilyn shoot was a disaster. Emulating greatness is too much of a risk to understand why these celeb-bimbos would even want to go there – except we know they aren’t rocket scientists to begin with.

  19. I always love scarlett Johansson’s face but I think she can do better than this pic here.

  20. john

    I wouldn’t mind to ream her ass and then shit on her pasty white skin

  21. Lame

    So unoriginal. When will these tools stop trying to create the same damn thing over and over again? Not that Marilyn Monroe was even so wonderful to begin with. I think she was somewhat overrated anyway! And probably not the first voluptuous blond to wear red lipstick!

    Teh ghey!

  22. Splooge

    The outfit would look better with heaping helpings of my splooge on it!
    BTW, #18, tinyurl is your friend (or should be).

  23. Danielle

    Fugly face

  24. Conky

    She is so remarkably stupid and devoid of worth.

    And the zero-bama has her number on his Blackberry.

  25. xxpink

    tbh i think shes prettier than monro because she has better cheekbones and bigger lips………..

  26. kingofbeer

    hubahuba

  27. authorego

    I can’t tell them apart except for one has a lesbian tailing her sometimes.

  28. kate

    hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

  29. Amy

    I’m so conflicted about Scarlett Johansson these days – I think she’s gorgeous and a great actor, but the twin travesties of Anywhere I Lay My Head and The Spirit really brought her stock down last year.

  30. Fati

    for some reason this chick is really annoying to me

  31. A gorgeous women she can dress how she wants

  32. an important note: MARILYN MONROE WASN’T NAIVE & STUPID, folks!!

  33. seymour butts

    scarlett annoys me. its because she prides herself on being “different” from other hollywood starlets, but she never passes up an opportunity to flaunt what shes got (in stupid ways like this uninspired photo) just like the rest of them

  34. Jesse

    Lindsay looked like a flaming HOT MESS when she “tried” to pose as Marilyn. 1. I’m so sick of people trying to duplicated MM. It’ll never happen. However.. ScarJo is prob the closest in Hollywood there is to MM. She’s got no personality, but looks and body wise, she’s pretty damn close.

  35. missywissy

    The thing about Marilyn is she was a NATURAL. These other girls always look like they’re trying too hard.

  36. alex

    gorgeous.. she is so sexy it is an injustice hahaha

  37. “BTW, #18, tinyurl is your friend (or should be).”
    Sorry I dont speak monkey, what are you trying to say?

  38. Alex Baldwin

    I wonder if Marilyn did tittyfucks?

  39. djcorbijn

    I love how all these comments try and make vulgar or misogynistic statements directed at a person none of these people know. Eric Cartman can come up with better burns. These people who make these comments probably just wack off to the most horrific milf websites then complain about the looks of Scarlett Johansson.

    I think she looks great. I would put her on my top ten list of best looking women. Anyone who questions her acting should see “Girl with a Pearl Earring”. However I really doubt those who slam her could even grasp such a film.

  40. to snooty booty 40

    Girl with a pearl earing? Are you serious? thats the best acting you think she did? yea… ok… “sure” now excuse me while I admire her bueaty since thats all she can “really” offer

    ….mumbling… LMAO! What straigh guy has honestly seen this movie… lol

  41. Anne O

    The only thing ScarJo has in common with MM is that they both wanted to have sex with young, good looking, liberal US presidents.

  42. whatever

    she wants to show this to Obama so she can be his Marilyn Monroe. now that he has to stop e-mailing her and all.

  43. whatever

    she wants to show this to Obama so she can be his Marilyn Monroe. now that he has to stop e-mailing her and all.

  44. Even Marilyn wasn’t this fat.

  45. my comment

    she looks weird.
    she possesses none of Marilyn’s qualities.
    none.
    she fails miserably trying.

  46. matt276

    Do you guys really find this sexy? This chick looks like a white corpse and to compare her and lohan to MM,are you Joking..Im sure LL probably is more like Monroe because the photograapher that did LL photoshoot,also did MM..However neither of these bitches are even to MM and they cant act in movies she did..

  47. matt276

    Do you guys really find this sexy? This chick looks like a white corpse and to compare her and lohan to MM,are you Joking..Im sure LL probably is more like Monroe because the photograapher that did LL photoshoot,also did MM..However neither of these bitches are even to MM and they cant act in movies she did..

  48. Adrianne

    She, and no one will EVER look like , match up or be like Marilyn. EVER. Scarlett is no where up to Marilyn’s standards or anywhere near as beautiful.

  49. taylor

    I absolutely love Scarlett Johansson.
    No, this is not her best picture, but she looks beautiful in it anyway.
    And another thing; EVERYONE tries to copy Marilyn Monroe’s pictures. No not everyones is stunning, simply because you can’t compete against Marilyn, she looks flawless in every picture. But that doesn’t mean you have to bash on everyone that tries to look like her? They are just INSPIRED by her.
    I know I see Marilyn as an inspiration.
    Scarlett Johansson isn’t ugly either. She’s gorgeous in her own way.
    She’s not fat either. Shes CURVY. just because she has hips and boobs doesnt mean she’s fat. it means she just not willing to let the media affect her image. She’s obviously content with herself, because this picture is sexy. She’s married to one of the sexiest guys in hollywood for Christ’s sake.

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