Scarlett Johansson: ‘Hey, I wanna dress like Marilyn Monroe, too!’

Scarlett Johansson is the new face of Dolce & Gabanna, and this is her first ad which better not be a crack at her rival Lindsay Lohan. I mean, c’mon, when Lindsay posed as Marilyn she had the wherewithal, and shitty career, to go topless. So, Scarlett basically showed up to a NASCAR race with a pinewood derby car – that doesn’t even have breasts. I’m embarrassed for you.

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