Scarlett Johansson hates the paparazzi

*embarrassing*

Also wanted to add that it is of course possible these guys weren’t her bodyguards, but I still think her sign is lame! And if they are her bodyguards, they’re about as useless as Britney Spears’ hired companion who sat by as she was photographed driving home with her baby on her lap!

Sweetcheeks, I saw your pic of yourself on the board about Scarlett and Josh doing it.
You have no fucking place to be talking about who’s fat and who isn’t. You look like Johnny Depp’s mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?, only *after* she ate the whale that swallowed Pinocchio. You are probably the body mass of six Scarlett Johanssons. Fuck off and eat a Twinkie.

Scarlett MegaTits is just proud of passing remedial sign making. Next week, she is going to eat paste and throw up chocolate milk.

Mabee she can LERN to speel HARASSED with one R.

…or spell Mabee with a Y and minus an E?

No wories.

I spelled it like that on purpose for a laugh. :>

You guys are so petty with your comments.

Oh, POOR Scarlett. She’s making millions and gets everything handed to her on a silver platter while the rest of us peasants have to *gasp* WORK for a living! I find it sad and funny that she has the nerve to complain about the paparazzi taking her pic when without them nobody would even remember her name or think twice about her ugly, ass-lipped face. Screw her, what makes her think she deserves privacy? She doesn’t deserve the millions she’s getting, but that doesn’t stop her from cashing those checks. Fuck her stupid, spoiled ass. I never really liked her to begin with, but now I absolutely LOATHE her. Quit your bitchin, you numb cunt, and go back to taking off your clothes for Vanity Fair, since those pics meet your standards. God, these guys are just trying to make a living, maybe you should pay them to leave you alone if you’re sooo concerned about your “privacy”. Maybe you should get a REAL job if you don’t appreciate the attention, fame and money you get. Oh, wait, I forgot that you probably couldn’t get a real job, you’d be as qualified for a real job as Ashley Parker Angel, maybe you can stand on the corner holding a sign with him since you think it’s so “clever” and makes such a “statement”. Go back to your mansion and get back to screwing your nasty, greasy loser boyfriend.

Sorry tht wan’t funny, that shit just irritates the hell out of me, and I had a bad day at work, I will try to get my posts up to the high standards the rest of you display.

Nice hooters tho.. thats all i gots to say about that.

She’s just pissed because she looks like Charlize Therone’s less hot, lame, unpopular little sister

Those milkbags, however, will be picking up dirt from the floor in about 20 years…

#37 Posted by BigJim on May 2, 2006 12:43 PM

“Finally, it must say something about my attractiveness, because I seem to have lots of chicks hitting on me.”
…………………………….

Oh shit BigJim, don’t let me stand in the way of you and THE MANY chicks you havee beating down your door. LOL

hmm, I think she might want to think about what her life will be like once NO ONE wants to take her picture anymore !!!!!

i like how there are two black guys with her

I love her new piercings though :D

Satan — you know, there is a little concept called “irony” that most literate people understand. In that it’d be IRONIC to post a picture of a fat girl while berating Scarlett for being fat.

No sane person is going to post their actual picture on an open forum. For all I know, you’re some hair-lipped pervert sitting nude in front of the computer, with a butcher knife in one hand and your dick in the other. No thanks.

it is an error, it is a sign to say to us that it is necessary to draw on the small string that it has between the legs!!!

http://www.lezlife.com

Iambananas looooves the horse cock.

It must really suck to be these bodyguards. Your job revolves around following pompous little celebrity brats as they go to and fro the malls.

A lion in heat will mate every 15-30 minutes for up to EIGHT DAYS in a row, without stopping to eat or play.

I’m the wrong mammal.

This girl is such a media whore. It would be different if she were the reclusive type, the type that doesn’t do soft-core porn spreads for Maxim, etc. But she’s a complete attention and media whore so I really don’t get why all the sudden she thinks that papparazzi is harassing her. FFS, she had no problem with Isaac Mizrahi(sp) fondling her boobs! BUT DON’T YOU DARE TAKE MY PICTURE!

What a moron.

And yeah, I knew sweaty_cheeks was a goblin all along.

Holly, I’ll stop over and we can play “lions” if you’d like.

108: DAMNNN! I loved it :)

People starving to death, people getting splattered in wars, and all the rest…

…but there’s Scarlett making a STAND!

STAND UP, SCARLETT!!!!

Somebody push MLK and Gandhi off the shelf; we got to recognize the new generation’s heroes.

YOU ARE SO COURAGEOUS, SCARLETT!!!! FIGHT THE POWER!!!!

WE SHALL OVERCOME! WE SHAL

she does realize that she doesnt have to be a famous movie star right? I mean…if she hates all the attention…

Am I the only person who realized she has spelled the word harassed wrong? It’s one “r” not two babe.

I can’t believe that Scarlett doesn’t have a computer and printer. Who decides to get out a piece of paper and some colored markers?

Um, note to all celebrities…

IF YOU DON’T WANT ATTENTION, DON’T BECOME FAMOUS!!!

I confess to my husband all the time how much I want the paparazzi to take MY pictures. I am really trying to out-do Lindsay and Paris. I mean, there is a reason I have sex with my shades open….WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PICS???????
I guess I need to move to Rodeo Drive. All that see us now are the cows….and they aren’t taking pictures. Sorry for all that info….just stating what’s on my mind!

I really don’t like people like this..I once saw J Timebrlake and C Diaz at a friggin FILM FESTIVAL and they were covering their faces in horror of all their fans wanting to see them…jerks..Wait till one of them needs pictures like this to help promote their next ridiculous waste time aka ALPHA DOG.

Sheesh. What a knobjockey.

People on the go bust out markers!
Look at her!

The idea is cool, but it would have been funnier if it had been an advertisement for Golden Palace.com

And better if it was getting out the message about a cause she cares about. These people are wasting perfect opportunities for free ads.

just want to see if this works