I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of herself up when she was hot. There’s no other explanation for how she could leave her house wearing my mom’s pants. And I guess she’s still doing the nose ring thing. Because, you know, if you’re gonna look like crap you might as well go all the way. It’s like when her trainer asked her what her target figure was she whipped out a photo of a pear.
wiinja | July 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm
damn!
wiinja | July 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm
she needs a tissue, stat
Italian Stallion | July 3, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Must be hanging around with Britney Spears…….
farty_mcshitface | July 3, 2007 at 1:19 pm
i was never all that impressed by her to begin with. however now she really looks unimpressive. her legs look totally underdeveloped- it’s like she has no quadriceps on her- blech.
???? | July 3, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Is that a peircing on her nose? Or a white powdery substance????
wedgeone | July 3, 2007 at 1:20 pm
It’s easy to imagine her in an abusive lesbian relationship with Anna Nicole Smith’s former assistant.
veggi | July 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Is she 4’3″? And 150 pounds?
Jimbo ∞ | July 3, 2007 at 1:24 pm
She’s definitely wearing a buttplug. There’s no other way to explain the expression or the walk or the shorts
Anexio | July 3, 2007 at 1:25 pm
She looks like any other no-name woman you’d see at your 10th high school reunion.
krazihottkelli? | July 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm
could they hold their headz
any higher?
thatz what old people do when
they look like zhit…
zhe lookz like a fuckin
bulldog..no offenze to the
bulldog?????§?*?
Shinanigans | July 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm
The boyscouts called, and they want their shorts back
Apple | July 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm
oh shut up all of you, turn of your computers instead
Dana | July 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm
She’s dressed like Lara Croft.
Magnolia | July 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Uhh…is that a sticker on her arm? If its a tatoo, its UGLY!
wiinja | July 3, 2007 at 1:30 pm
yeah? well, i hate apple and their stupid phone. nyah.
creme of sumyunguy | July 3, 2007 at 1:31 pm
So, you unexpectedly bag a big titted hottie, your personal best by far, and you take her to a party at your best friend’s house and she dresses like…this…
Kathleen | July 3, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Without the nose ring, she would look really pretty.
She needs a stylist, STAT.
Texas Tranny | July 3, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@8, yes indeed it’s a buttplug and I should know. I love to put one in and then slip on a pretty pair of thong panties to keep it snug.
Shinanigans | July 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm
you would think if she was trying to be incognito she wouldnt dress like a homeless person
She'sGotAFatAss | July 3, 2007 at 1:37 pm
She has quite the pear shape. Or, are those shorts an inflatable flotation device that has accidentally deployed?
veggi | July 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Will someone eat #12?
lynn_gwisa | July 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm
this nerd fashion thing is going too far
sourgrapes | July 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm
this chick ALWAYS does the beutiful girl making herself ugly routine…except, she aint that beutiful that she can pull it off. she aint no Keira!
danger danger high voltage | July 3, 2007 at 1:42 pm
whatever. shes hot still. maybe its just laundry day.
Dee Penndz | July 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I’m glad you all find her incontinence so amusing.
Stoolie Joe | July 3, 2007 at 1:46 pm
You people are such morons! This isn’t from real life, this was shot on the set of her new movie! It’s called “The Exact Day When Scarlett Became a Bull Dyke”
cosmetologist | July 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm
She needs to trade in the nose ring for a bone, and then her outfit will be complete.
Eternal Trekkie | July 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm
If that’s considered not hot for Scarlett then damn! She’s way better looking then some of the other not hot things that get put up here.
lambman | July 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm
honestly she was never that good looking, she’s rather plain and bulbous face that needs a lot of make-up to look cute.
She has nice breasts and fake blond hair so people pretend she’s pretty
suzy66 | July 3, 2007 at 1:49 pm
What’s she doin with David Beckham?? Posh will NOT be happy!
lickmybutt | July 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
i think she is pretty… but seriously… this fucking outfit is just NOT HOT. you’d think with her celebrity resources, she might know what looks good on her body and what doesnt look good on anyones body… and those shorts…. YUCK. and that tattoo on her arm is fucking hideous.
Doomhammer | July 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
yeah, she would look better in my mouth
some guy | July 3, 2007 at 1:59 pm
even on scarlett’s worst day she is probably better looking then all of the ugly fat chicks that are spewing hate about the way scarlett looks.
wedgeone | July 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Hate to disagree with the majority here, but if you take out the nose ring, and bake her in the sun for 15 minutes 3 times a week, this shit is PHINE!!
If she’s getting thick, it’s only because her ass isn’t being tapped enough. I humbly volunteer to correct that injustice.
Nina | July 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I completely agree with 29.
Hayward Jablome | July 3, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Hottest girl in the world. Bar none. I’d love to see the girls the author of this post has tapped.
Toots | July 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Hey! She’s wearing Toms shoes.
(www.tomsshoes.com)
haroof | July 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Not one of you nerds would throw her out of bed.
Kim | July 3, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Hey look – somebody put an adult diaper on a dolphin!
Courtney | July 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Ugh, you people have got to be kidding. I’ll spare you the “stfu and let’s see your pics!()#W” lecture, but honestly. She looks good and you know it.
katy | July 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm
the sad thing about it is that women that chose to comment on the state of her weight here, are not only depressing for doing so but im sure if you asked a line up of young men, who they’d rather fuck w/ the contest being b/w the aforementioned presumed teen superficial bb and a scarlett, sans fame – it is no question the bb would be most likely loose by a landslide. she is inherently sexy and has unique style (even when questionable to some) which is what, sadly, women will always resent and be envious of in that type of woman.
get over yourselves, bbs and examine your own realities
Angry Lesbian Women's Studies Professor | July 3, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Excellent work, katy. Here are your 5 extra credit points.
*AGATHA* | July 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm
on the 5th pic. the piercing is gone and on the 6th back. did she learn that tric from the prestige :D
Kris | July 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I don’t like her, but she doesn’t look that bad in those photos.
costamar | July 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm
We’ve lost her.
hi it's me, reality | July 3, 2007 at 2:38 pm
She can look very attractive (proper makeup, push-up bra, etc.) but here she’s making herself look thick-thighed and bottom heavy, and that nose ring pulls attention to her least flattering facial feature (she looks snouty). It’s not shallow or ruinous to society (take some Midol, katy) to recognize your best god-given features and highlight them. It’s just common sense, and kinda fun.
Donkey | July 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm
She’s looked better? Not to me. To me she has always looked like a fuckin slag ho.
Karma | July 3, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Wow. I wasn’t expecting to see photos of her looking like this. What the hell happened?? I always thought she had a classic sort of beauty. Now I’m completely disgusted.
And that tattoo reminds me of the ones I used to get in bubble gums wrappers when I was a kid..(lick and press..)
Dirty Disher | July 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm
This weasel faced skank is so over rated. She needs kicked in the twat. She’s a dumpy dyke full of Timbertard juice.
Amber | July 3, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Never been a fan of Scarlet’s. Perhaps it’s because her style is so awful…