I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of herself up when she was hot. There’s no other explanation for how she could leave her house wearing my mom’s pants. And I guess she’s still doing the nose ring thing. Because, you know, if you’re gonna look like crap you might as well go all the way. It’s like when her trainer asked her what her target figure was she whipped out a photo of a pear.
damn!
she needs a tissue, stat
Must be hanging around with Britney Spears…….
i was never all that impressed by her to begin with. however now she really looks unimpressive. her legs look totally underdeveloped- it’s like she has no quadriceps on her- blech.
Is that a peircing on her nose? Or a white powdery substance????
It’s easy to imagine her in an abusive lesbian relationship with Anna Nicole Smith’s former assistant.
Is she 4’3″? And 150 pounds?
She’s definitely wearing a buttplug. There’s no other way to explain the expression or the walk or the shorts
She looks like any other no-name woman you’d see at your 10th high school reunion.
could they hold their headz
any higher?
thatz what old people do when
they look like zhit…
zhe lookz like a fuckin
bulldog..no offenze to the
bulldog?????§?*?
The boyscouts called, and they want their shorts back
oh shut up all of you, turn of your computers instead
She’s dressed like Lara Croft.
Uhh…is that a sticker on her arm? If its a tatoo, its UGLY!
yeah? well, i hate apple and their stupid phone. nyah.
So, you unexpectedly bag a big titted hottie, your personal best by far, and you take her to a party at your best friend’s house and she dresses like…this…
Without the nose ring, she would look really pretty.
She needs a stylist, STAT.
@8, yes indeed it’s a buttplug and I should know. I love to put one in and then slip on a pretty pair of thong panties to keep it snug.
you would think if she was trying to be incognito she wouldnt dress like a homeless person
She has quite the pear shape. Or, are those shorts an inflatable flotation device that has accidentally deployed?
Will someone eat #12?
this nerd fashion thing is going too far
this chick ALWAYS does the beutiful girl making herself ugly routine…except, she aint that beutiful that she can pull it off. she aint no Keira!
whatever. shes hot still. maybe its just laundry day.
I’m glad you all find her incontinence so amusing.
You people are such morons! This isn’t from real life, this was shot on the set of her new movie! It’s called “The Exact Day When Scarlett Became a Bull Dyke”
She needs to trade in the nose ring for a bone, and then her outfit will be complete.
If that’s considered not hot for Scarlett then damn! She’s way better looking then some of the other not hot things that get put up here.
honestly she was never that good looking, she’s rather plain and bulbous face that needs a lot of make-up to look cute.
She has nice breasts and fake blond hair so people pretend she’s pretty
What’s she doin with David Beckham?? Posh will NOT be happy!
i think she is pretty… but seriously… this fucking outfit is just NOT HOT. you’d think with her celebrity resources, she might know what looks good on her body and what doesnt look good on anyones body… and those shorts…. YUCK. and that tattoo on her arm is fucking hideous.
yeah, she would look better in my mouth
even on scarlett’s worst day she is probably better looking then all of the ugly fat chicks that are spewing hate about the way scarlett looks.
Hate to disagree with the majority here, but if you take out the nose ring, and bake her in the sun for 15 minutes 3 times a week, this shit is PHINE!!
If she’s getting thick, it’s only because her ass isn’t being tapped enough. I humbly volunteer to correct that injustice.
I completely agree with 29.
Hottest girl in the world. Bar none. I’d love to see the girls the author of this post has tapped.
Hey! She’s wearing Toms shoes.
(www.tomsshoes.com)
Not one of you nerds would throw her out of bed.
Hey look – somebody put an adult diaper on a dolphin!
Ugh, you people have got to be kidding. I’ll spare you the “stfu and let’s see your pics!()#W” lecture, but honestly. She looks good and you know it.
the sad thing about it is that women that chose to comment on the state of her weight here, are not only depressing for doing so but im sure if you asked a line up of young men, who they’d rather fuck w/ the contest being b/w the aforementioned presumed teen superficial bb and a scarlett, sans fame – it is no question the bb would be most likely loose by a landslide. she is inherently sexy and has unique style (even when questionable to some) which is what, sadly, women will always resent and be envious of in that type of woman.
get over yourselves, bbs and examine your own realities
Excellent work, katy. Here are your 5 extra credit points.
on the 5th pic. the piercing is gone and on the 6th back. did she learn that tric from the prestige :D
I don’t like her, but she doesn’t look that bad in those photos.
We’ve lost her.
She can look very attractive (proper makeup, push-up bra, etc.) but here she’s making herself look thick-thighed and bottom heavy, and that nose ring pulls attention to her least flattering facial feature (she looks snouty). It’s not shallow or ruinous to society (take some Midol, katy) to recognize your best god-given features and highlight them. It’s just common sense, and kinda fun.
She’s looked better? Not to me. To me she has always looked like a fuckin slag ho.
Wow. I wasn’t expecting to see photos of her looking like this. What the hell happened?? I always thought she had a classic sort of beauty. Now I’m completely disgusted.
And that tattoo reminds me of the ones I used to get in bubble gums wrappers when I was a kid..(lick and press..)
This weasel faced skank is so over rated. She needs kicked in the twat. She’s a dumpy dyke full of Timbertard juice.
Never been a fan of Scarlet’s. Perhaps it’s because her style is so awful…