Scarlett Johansson has a new hair color I’m told

February 3rd, 2009 // 154 Comments

Here’s a brunette Scarlett Johansson at the Hollywood premiere last night of her new movie He’s Just Not That Into You. I’m saying she’s a brunette because that’s the word on the street. For all I know her hair color could be turquoise or made of snakes. That’s how incredible I am at my job, folks. Focused like a laser beam, yet sensitive to the fairer sex. PEW PEW PEW! Ladies?

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. neptune

    I hadn’t realized how hot she is until this hair color/style! Damn!

  2. Gooo-8 points all # 99.
    But let it out. Lose the superficial diversions…
    What you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
    Inside job ?

  3. You’ll get over it # 101.
    Oh. By the way – inside job ?

  4. Cliff Notes

    ( My guess is the next link will be ‘the Dancing Israelis’)

    Binky : (Shhh…Some of our American friends haven’t figured that one out yet.)

    Cliff Notes : (Oh.)

  5. JoeJam2845

    With a Rack like that, who notices her Hair???

  6. So #105
    What do you mean exactly when you say the term ‘Rack’ ?

  7. genius (obvious sarcasm)

    96, and anyone stupid and ignorant must be related to your bloodline. God, you’re stupid. Try to do humanity a favor and not procreate. Thank you.

  8. Look # 107 – what do you mean exactly when you say the term – ‘Stupid’ ?
    Could you use it in a sentence for us ?

  9. Sauron

    Great hair! Like the mane of a lion streaming in the wind.

  10. Meh

    Thanks to this makeover, I now realize how ugly she really is.

  11. Gar

    Where did my old scarlett whith her pearl earrings go ? :-(

  12. oh ill do her love her boob cups
    i can fuck her with my eyes closed…

    XOXO !!

  13. asterisk

    SHE HAS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO ANGELINA JOLIE IN THIS COLOR! :-O

  14. #66 – Hey Danielle, so what color are the nethers? Far as I can tell with my untrained eye, that there is brown, which generally equals brunette. Now, if you’re an accredited hair stylologist that minored in scissoring and dye-ation, then you may be more apt to be overly precise in your decription. I mean, I had no idea Barbizon was still pumping out bimbos, but if we’re being 100% douchey, I’d say her hair is more a rusty amber with only hints of auburn. As for the eyebrow/ hair color debate, have you ever seen Italian chicks? They can have blond mustaches, brunette hair, brown hair, and jet black pubes. OK fine… they only look that jet black from reeeeeal close up…

  15. knuckleduster

    #97,100, 102, 103, 104 Go fuck yourself Binky and make it a deep “inside job” of reaming.

  16. lello

    Woah.. she looks like kimk with this hair .. a whiter version

  17. jimmyd

    @jrz

    Angry outbursts over reading skills works for you. I”m glad you’ve figured out how to cope.

  18. Brittani

    I think shes beautiful, but the hair just isn’t suiting her. And I have to agree with the majority of people commenting… that is RED… not brown. It just makes her look plain… I could see that walking down my street every day. Take it I live in orange county… but still

  19. Brittani

    I think shes beautiful, but the hair just isn’t suiting her. And I have to agree with the majority of people commenting… that is RED… not brown. It just makes her look plain… I could see that walking down my street every day. Take it I live in orange county… but still

  20. herbiefrog

    perhaps not everyone…

    …can caryy off red hair ?

    unlike blond or brown or even black hair

    [...or no hair : ) ]

    yes and that,

    still… she’s a sweet and strong looking girl
    and we wish her as much sucess
    as she wishes us : ))

  21. Lindsay

    Smug, arrogant, Obama dick-sucker… a dime a dozen, if not for those boobs.

  22. hair of samson

    You mean a homely Jewish girl who can’t act and has an arrogant attitude made it big in Hollywood?

    How did that happen? I need my magnifying glass and my pipe and Dr. Watson to piece this one together. Now if I could only figure out how Maggie Gyllenhaal gets work… HMMMMM…. HMMMMMMMM.

  23. I, too, can create another alias

    108

    As in, 108 has too much time, spends most of it wacking off to celebrities, and is too stupid to move out of his mom’s basement.

  24. i like her

    123- are you talking about jennifer aniston? oh wait- she is greek.
    scarjo is cute, luscious lips, cheek bones, creamy smooth skin, beautiful curves, and the right face for period pieces. i think she will last…
    I don’t know how maggie g gets work, it looks like her face is sliding off oh her head.

  25. kate

    Seems that celebrities all like to join ***sugarmingle. c om***. Really funning. I do not think that site is so safe. I find many secret things about them.

  26. hahaha

    #96 but her features aren’t natural. It’s pretty evident with the cheekbone implants, hair straightening/extensions, and now flower dress that she desperately wishes she was Asian. All she needs to do is change her name to Johan-san and the deal is sealed.

  27. Well, now she looks like everyone else.

    And Goddess Mimi? I agree. She is absolutely overrated (and maybe a pig).

    I like that she’s not stick thin, but her acting is awful. And her singing is…. yeah.

  28. michael

    @ #6 — you must be an Asian bitch with the body of a child and the face of a smashed car.

    ScarJo is hot and I am sorry that God forgot to make the females of your race look like women.

  29. cumonurmom

    This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar–so ugly!!

    Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

  30. cumonurmom

    This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar–so ugly!!

    Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

  31. cumonurmom

    This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar–so ugly!!

    Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

  32. cumonurmom

    This is a damn fine woman but that tattoo is a scar–so ugly!!

    Why ?? !! and on such a beauty?

  33. snicks

    Wow… she looks like Jennifer Connelly.

  34. Madblonde

    danielle #31, I am naturally blonde with black eyebrows. And my Irish Italian mother was born with white blonde hair and even blacker eyebrows. Sorry honey, you’re wrong about this one.

  35. Madblonde

    danielle #31, I am naturally blonde with black eyebrows. And my Irish Italian mother was born with white blonde hair and even blacker eyebrows. Sorry honey, you’re wrong about this one.

  36. 129 is psychic

    129

    What are you talking about???? You have no idea what race #6 is so why don’t you just try bashing her instead of assuming her race. Maybe she’s just a jealous WHITE girl who is fat or she could be 6 feet tall and rail thin. Whatever the case, your problem obviously isn’t with her, but just Asian people in general. Racist.

  37. lalaleela

    This woman is ugly as sin, my God. Just look at her. You can see the god damn make up caked on her face.

    Her hair looks like shit, too.

  38. just when i thought this girl couldn’t look any better…

  39. she looks a little like megan fox in the main pic (only with huge boobs, of course)

    http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting

  40. Captain Caveman

    Unga bunga, me like this chick. Me would like to hit that with club. Sexy.

  41. # 116. Good 4 U !!
    Let it all out !
    I 2 3 … EVERYBODY – PURGE !!!
    Again.
    PURGE !
    Again
    PURGE !
    (I’m guessing you’re still having a few problems with ‘free collapse speed’ – that type of thing…)

  42. Sam

    She is my fetish. She is so cute and have everything that a man need!
    You all would sell your soul to the devil just to have a …. with here don’t you!

  43. NOPE!

    Nice red weave.

  44. de

    its auburn, shes gorgeous, lovely body and smile-stop hatin on her none of you are this glamorous

  45. CO Cremations

    jrz, it doesn’t matter if someone was blonde when they were 3. half the kids i knew were blonde, then puberty hit, and we all turned brunette and dyed our hair. and honestly, who cares? but i do think it’s funny that you work yourself into such a frenzied rage over something a stranger said about a celebrity on the internet that you can’t even finish reading what they said and in your haze of fury, start ranting and raving about something that they didn’t even say. It speaks volumes of your character. (i.e. maybe if you got a life, you might be able to calm down.)

  46. shes gorgeous and looking pretty in this Style

  47. eww

    hate the color..hate the hair and i hate her fat cheeks!

  48. shorona

    I think she looks really nice :)

  49. tommy

    I’m sorry. She has a man face.

    Great bod though.

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