Here’s a brunette Scarlett Johansson at the Hollywood premiere last night of her new movie He’s Just Not That Into You. I’m saying she’s a brunette because that’s the word on the street. For all I know her hair color could be turquoise or made of snakes. That’s how incredible I am at my job, folks. Focused like a laser beam, yet sensitive to the fairer sex. PEW PEW PEW! Ladies?
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i would sure like to doink her.
nice but nothing special. good styling job though.
Brunette? In a really dark room maybe.
Unless it’s a trick of the light, that sure looks like RED hair to me.
Most overated pig in Hollywood.
I am not loving these EXTENSIONS folks.
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Makes her look even plainer. Bad move.
Her breasts still look spectacular.
I thought I had red hair all my life, but now I find out all this time I’ve actually been a brunette! :(
I can’t decide whether I think she’s hot or not. I would hit it without thinking twice.
You’re wondering if the curtains match the carpet, aren’t you?
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Yum.
she is SO nice
SHE IS SO SO SO SO NICE
she’s gorgeous no matter what. but blonde suits her…. just hope she doesn’t lose any more weight… looks like she’s lost some
Dear MiMi (aka poster #6), your an idiot. Please go back to doing what you do best on the Drew Carey show, kthx.
since when is a girl changing her hair color news? doesn’t that happen all the time?
Great hair, great boobs….just………great. Mmmmm.
Smokin’ from the neck down….
Zzzzzz…..Zzzzzzz….Zzzzzzzz….Zzzzzzzz
Dear Superficial writer,
This post blows. It’s not in any way funny, and your attempt at humour fails miserably.
who the fuck cares about scarlett johanssen’s hair?
i likey
#22 my thoughts exactly..
the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
FINALLY the drapes match the carpet.
Not even a bong hit and some bourbon could make this interesting..
Lookin sorta TRANNY in Pic 1.
Colors okay but definately not a flattering cut. Girl needs bangs STAT!
It’s Auburn NOT brunette, and first off she’s naturally a brunette NOT blonde, blondes DO NOT have BROWN eyebrows.
She’s fugly anyways and a horrible actress, why the hell is she so popular???
This hairdo just got her inducted to the Famous Fiveheads in Hollywood Hall of Fame
That’s a weave. And it’s red…so not brown.
Danielle, I grew up with a chick who was as blonde as blonde could be with dark brown eyes. So shut the fuck up…nobody likes a Know-It-All, especially when they’re wrong.
Ah yes…Let the women vent on her guys…..caddiness at its best
This girl is a fuck doll, live with it.
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That girl you know, could she read the difference between “eyebrows” and “eyes?” Why dont’ you check on that and get back to us.
hey random fuck Jimmy D…..I knew her since we were 3. Maybe the sluts where you’re from start to dye their hair when they’re toddlers, so I guess I can see where you get your ignorance, but that’s not how we roll, so you and Danielle can both go fist fuck yourselves…and then why don’t you get back to us.
Caddiness?!
*Ding* score one for jrz @ 37 he/she got you there.
but I think ScarJo looks beautiful.
Got to give her props – she looks fucking gorgeous here, this colour suits her more than the blonde hair.
The question is what color is her nipple hair? I’m guessing she plucks darks ones.
Come on guys…you know about this, right?
I’ve seen hotter trannies than this whore.
The shit out of my ass is hotter than ScarJO.
Scarletthas always carried herself well. Her hair color is in no way distracting. She is gorgeous and always has been. I’m glad she has the confidence to pull this off.
Yes, but she’s a talented actress and gifted singer.
yes, #44…. but can she do this??????
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Wow, she looks good. Looks like she has been hitting the gym with her husband. She looks tighter. All credit to her.
looks bad. and that dress looks like my grandma’s bed spread from a 1976 fingerhut catalog.
Scarlett’s natural hair color is a dirty blonde (as seen in her first movie she made at 12, the Horse Whisperer). Brunette also suits her well.
Her hair and pose in the first pic, with her mouth shape and the boobage totally reminds me of Monica Belucci. Monica has the same stick straight shiny hair down to her back, no bangs, and the curves.
She looks great, she is one of the sexiest women out there right now. I like her hair but I don’t think you can call it brunette, I wouldn’t call it red either, we would have to go through the catalog of hair dye to figure it out. She looks lovely! And I would looove to F**** her husband.. oh so much!