Scarlett Johansson gets scandalous waxings


Page Six reports that sources from DaTommaso restaurant say Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before getting her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and that the waxing crew “couldn’t stop admiring her body.”

Hopefully this’ll save you the trouble of ever running up to Scarlett Johansson and asking her what the situation with her pubic hair is. Because trust me, pretending it’s for a school project doesn’t work at all. And you wouldn’t think a 5’4″ girl would be capable of uppercutting a full grown adult through a store window in slow motion as onlookers gasp but you’d be wrong. Because she totally killed my friend Larry that way. Murderer!