Please tell me that she cockpunched him after this shot was taken.
no she seems like the type that would let it happen, even encourage it…i swear they’re real, feel them! teehee…
It would be funny if it were Meryl Streep instead.
Holy crap that annoying Debbie and Ryan seacrest hosting a show. The amount of suck pulling in that room could realign the solar system.
“Look Ma, I got to feel Scarlett Johansson’s breast on national TV!”
Apparently the new Seacrest show that he’s contracted for is play-by-play for a reality based “Twister” game to take the place of Monday Night Football. It was ‘right hand red’
What’s the big deal…besides her chest. Gay guys r allowed to squeeze breasts and not offend woman. I know, I’ve squeezed many breasts.
Speaking of which :p I luv Ryan Seacrest’s comment on Queen Latifah’s dress. It’s not word for word but basically (if u didn’t watch) he says it’s a blue dress…his co-host says it’s cobalt. He says as they fade to commercial, can u imagine (what would be said about him) if he called it cobalt?
Ryan, just because u pretend to not know your colors & fashion, doesn’t make u straight…just proves you’re closeted ;)
Well here’s something that hasn’t happened before.
Mizrahi is allowed to go around touching up women, he’s a gay. A nice and funny gay.
Seacrest is a gay too.
And a tool.
He needs a roundhouse kick to the head and a swift kick in the nads on a daily basis, IMO.
I personally can’t believe that she didn’t get mad at the guy, but I don’t know what really happened, as I don’t give a shit about the Golden’s and didn’t watch ‘em.
It’s so funny to look at all of their expressions in each picture:
PHOTO 1: SCARLETT: HeeHee! This is so hilarious! A random guy just squeezed my boob for no apparent reason! It tickles!
LADY: (Not sure who she is) Well I can kinda see why he did it..those boobs look so….squishy!
SEACREST: NOOO! Don’t do it, man! It’s yucky! Ewwww, boobies!
PHOTO 2: SCARLETT: Mmmmmmm….feels kinda nice!
LADY: Mmmmmm…looks kinda nice!
SEACREST: Damn! He actually touched it! Gross!
PHOTO 3: SCARLETT: Hi mom, dad, bro, friends…all my family and friends watching me! Aren’t you all proud of how whorey I look! I dress so slutty that a random guy actually pinched my milk-holder! TeeHee! *smiles a fifth-grader smile*
LADY: Ooooh, hot….his hand is still on her squeezy! Nice!
SEACREST: Why couldn’t he have squeezed me? My crotch? Why do all the men like these women creatures? Huh? Makes no sense!
Lol ya gotta look at their expressions when you read each comment ;)
Ok, I have no problem with breasts, but let’s show a little class here, Scarlett.
He’s Isaac Mizrahi. He’s allowed to squeeze. Enough said.
It’s nice she didn’t seem to mind…I should follow her around with a camera, tell her I’m from E!, then strip naked and proceed to hump her. Hopefully, she’ll just laugh and we’ll both be happy.
Umm, I think you need to be a gay multi-millionaire designer with your own talk show before you’re completely allowed to squeeze. He’s Isaac Mizrahi. You people don’t seem to get that..
where do you apply for that job?
i’d have to kill myself if i did that because life can’t possibly ever be better than squeezing her boobs on national tv.
Scarlett, making great strides for feminism, as ever. *rolls eyes*
Im going to pay someone to cut off that dudes hand, so I can sniff it everyday.
“He’s Isaac Mizrahi. You people don’t seem to get that..”
Actully we people do get that. We’re just in awe that he has achieved such a level of gayness that he can fondle starlets breasts on national TV. Thats a level 1A gay man right there kids, don’t get to close to his cage, he might bite.
Ok, so the plan is, 1) act like I’m gay from now on 2) get my own show on E! 3) 2nd base with dumb starletts. It’s going to take a lot of work and sacrefice but I think it’ll be worth it.
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