Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes are not even trying

December 8th, 2008 // 54 Comments

Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you’d think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks like she’s about to swap recipes in the latest issue of Redbook, while I’m pretty sure Scarlett is wearing a leotard with a lamp shade around her waist. Congratulations, ladies, you’ve pissed off Germany. This should end well.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Scarlett looks like she’s quickly morphing into Rob Lowe’s wife

  2. YO MAMMA

    …and WTF is up with that fugly skirt Miss scarlet? gah!!!

  3. nastyjay

    I WANNA FUCK THAT LATIN MAMA! THATS RIGHT! FUCK HER! FUCK HER GOOD! FUCK HER HARD! FUCK I WANNA FUCK HER BAD

  4. Eric

    Forget about Camel Toe, Scarlett’s got Pigeon Toe.

  5. Vic

    They’re wearing the outfits Sam Jackson told them to wear. Like all white girls, they’d do ANYTHING to fuck Jules.

  6. venomhed

    Hi I am Samuel L Jackson. For this role I am going to challenge myself and play a pissed off black guy. You have never seen me act this way before!

    Sam L has got to be one of the worst actors of all time. Right up there with Keanu Reeves.

  7. Kahlee

    Forget Scarlett’s outfit, what happened to her hair? It looks like she styled it with cooking oil. icky

  8. Becca

    I wish I looked like that without trying…

  9. Are you serious?

    You’re presented with the ensembles of Scar, Sam and Eva and you launch an attack on the ladies and totally overlook Sam’s… whatever the fuck you call what he’s wearing?

    You’re shitting me. Could this have been a more blatantly sexist tirade? Why does he get to look like THAT? The ladies aren’t dressed for the prom, but are you telling me that he “tried” to do anything that would look decent even by “trip to the Pathmark” standards?

    Credibiity. Get some.

  10. emmaleigh

    Eva is sexier, Eva is hotter. Scarlett is waaaaaaaaaaay overrated, as well as her acting.

  11. p0nk

    frank miller looks like something out of Deliverance.
    love the green velour pants, Sam “on the downlow” Jackson.

  12. Mom

    The dress that Eva is wearing is probably something I would wear at my kids PTA meetings.

  13. A.H.

    Adolf is sad,

  14. J.C.

    So is Jesus, #14.

  15. dave

    Scarlett looks smokin’ but where’d her tits go?? :(

  16. Agree!

    Thank you # 10. You took the words right out of my mouth.

    I never post on this site, but I couldn’t resist this time. So the ladies aren’t super glamored-up, maybe a little every-day woman for your celebrity standards. But somehow the biggest atrocity between the three of them is completely overlooked? An art-less, wretched graphic sweatshirt stolen from a highschool freshman’s gym locker matched with oversized pants made of moss?

    Come on Superficial. I thought you had the presence of mind to make fun of everyone. In this case you didn’t, and as a result , prove yourself mindless and sexist.

  17. Agree!

    Thank you # 10. You took the words right out of my mouth.

    I never post on this site, but I couldn’t resist this time. So the ladies aren’t super glamored-up, maybe a little every-day woman for your celebrity standards. But somehow the biggest atrocity between the three of them is completely overlooked? An art-less, wretched graphic sweatshirt stolen from a highschool freshman’s gym locker matched with oversized pants made of moss?

    Come on Superficial. I thought you had the presence of mind to make fun of everyone. In this case you didn’t, and as a result , prove yourself mindless and sexist.

  18. Ardgelina

    I like eva’s dress! Her whole outfit is cute! And scarlett’s outfit is okay! superficial u have no style no one cares what u think when it comes 2 fashion!

  19. Stop hating

    The bitchez look fine, just cuz they dont have titties n ass overflowing all over the place doesn’t mean they don’t look good.

  20. Aja

    Scarlett has won me over. She’s beautiful, sensual, gutsy and smart.

  21. Do FreeBird

    You have to admit, Scarlet looks stunning. She has an almost child-like quality about her, yet at the same time, she can have an almost feral beauty. Her wardrobe might not be not be all that impressive, but her almost ethereal beauty overcomes this easily.
    Smoking Knockers too.

  22. Meh

    Scarlett Johanssen is an overrated little midget. She looks even dumpier standing next to Eva. Eva….rawrrrrr

  23. Ummm

    ScarJo – your upper-lip is starting to look like a slug. Lay off the collagen!

  24. Bob

    Not a very flattering pic of Scarlett… Looks like a sweater bodysuit with a bad skirt…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  25. Miss

    Evertime Scarlett stands next to a hot burnette she looks bad. Next to Eva she doesn’t exist and remember the W mag cover next to Natelie Portman? She looked like do do next to her.

  26. em

    C’mon, they look cute and put-together. Just because they’re not trying to get cameras all up in their crotchless panties doesn’t mean they’re not trying at all.

    And normally your sexism is funny, but this time it looks like it’s accidental. Methinks all this tongue-in-cheek writing about women not living up to your standards of beauty may ACTUALLY be going to your head.

  27. Kristina

    They both look good…

  28. liv

    scarlett looks terrible, i’m so depressed. she resembles a dumpy gawky pre-teen school girl. eva mendes looks amazing, but her dress leaves something to be desired…even in a different pattern it would work….

  29. scarjoha88ter

    What is up with ScarJo’s wardrobe lately?? Horrid.

  30. soahc

    Mendes is gorgeous. Scarlett not so much. All white women who have had no *ahem* injections from the darkie gene pool anywhere along their asncestral line know deep down inside that they are plain and boring. They lack personality and pizazz. And they are HORRIBLE in the sack. Trust me I know I had sex with one once.

  31. You know what’s the best part:
    THEY’RE EVEN CONVINCED THEY LOOK SEXY!!
    (can you believe that?)

  32. dew

    Johansson and Jackson do look frumpy. And that other guy makes my nose wrinkle because he probably smells funky, based on what he looks like in those pics.

  33. overit

    you know, i used to be scarlett’s #1 cheerleader. i thought she had this like natural, feminine beauty and an innate sensuality. i was wrong. and so was the rest of the world.

    she manages to look boring and strange all at once. she is average-pretty, but the things that make her ‘unique’ make her less attractive, like that over-inflated upper lip. she is a fucking snob (not to mention the fact that she seems to view herself as an intellectual but hasn’t even been to college) and was a product of clever marketing.

    the more i look at these pictures, the more i think eva embodies the things that i once thought scarlett did. now, 8 out of 10 times, i would really only be impressed by a blonde (just being honest)….but eva really has that curvy and natural (like as in real breasts…that aren’t sloppy and matronly like you-know-who) but fit….she has a confident glow…and pulls off sexy without coming off as sleazy.

    now, eva is a little masculine in the face (well, maybe more than a little), but scarlett is homely all over (use ‘lost in a translation’ as a reference if you don’t agree…and believe me you will.)

    the big difference is that scarlett puts a huge effort into appearing effortless. she works real hard at knitting together a style…at squishing those overstuffed lips the right way…at crafting this liberal and sexuality liberated image…and acting as if she has just been fucked before she arrived but is too much of a lady to mention it. but eva really does have an effortlessness to her. she looks like she enjoys sex (but actually IS too much of a lady to show us her box). she also seems to own up to a certain amount of effort, as far as style is concerned, and she is all the better for it.

  34. Michelle

    These two women never look anything other than stunning.

    But what on earth is Samuel L Jackson wearing??!!

  35. ttjessie

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  36. ttjessie

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  37. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  38. Christy

    My guess has to be that Scarlett is pregnant! Look again, you can’t tell me that skirt doesn’t look like a cover up!

  39. a guy

    Actually Scarlett looks prettier than usual, maybe because her hair is different

  40. Turd Ferguson

    Geez, I thought blackwell croaked a little while back? What’s with you fruit pies critiquing their clothing?

    Who gives shit what they’re wearing? It’s what underneath that counts.
    Hubba hubba!
    Except for Samuel Jackson, I don’t wanna go there.

  41. emerrrs

    i think Scarlett jo is pregnant also… her face is chubbier, she’s glowing and she’s stopped bleaching her hair…not to mention the cover-up tent shes got on

  42. Parker

    I don’t care what she looks like I would still pork Scarlett in her ass quite vigorously any day.

  43. Surfette

    Scarlet is morphing back into the ugly teenager she used to be. Eva looks fine to me.

  44. Suzette

    Eva looks adorable. She’d be hot in a trash bag. She’s a spicier Cindy Crawford.

    Scarlett is overrated and going downhill. That outfit is totally gay.

  45. Suzette

    Eva looks adorable. She’d be hot in a trash bag. She’s a spicier Cindy Crawford.

    Scarlett is overrated and going downhill. That outfit is totally gay.

  46. el ces

    Hmm…its great that they’re trying to dress like not-rich ppl, but…

  47. Erin

    Everyone here needs to get the hell over themselves. Nothing can please you. Get a life, besides posting negative comments about every single person posted on this website. Do you seriously have nothing better to do? I bet you must feel amazing after talking down about people you have never met, will never meet, and will never accomplish anything besides sulking in your own self pity and hatred. We’ve got some winners on this site!

  48. Fati

    this is what i call a mindless ugly whore.

  49. Janine

    Scarlett’s outfit is ugly and I am not digging the hair colour. Eva looks gorgeous, as per usual.

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