Scarlett Johansson ate it on some steps after the SNL after-party over the weekend because she was trying to avoid the paparazzi by putting a coat over her head. No, seriously. Watch the video. It’s like a scene out of a National Lampoon movie. I’m surprised the government hasn’t already picked her up for her amazing stealth techniques and put her to work for the CIA.
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sportsdvl | April 25, 2007 at 10:13 am
Man, she hasn’t gone done that fast since our first date! LOL
Fifth Stooge | April 25, 2007 at 10:14 am
The cowl, the cowl, why the fucking cowl?
sportsdvl | April 25, 2007 at 10:14 am
Take the friggin’ jacket off of your head and maybe you’d see that last step Scarlett!
thebor | April 25, 2007 at 10:16 am
Watch out for that last step, its a lou lou.
stylebites | April 25, 2007 at 10:19 am
Watch for falling coatheads!
schack | April 25, 2007 at 10:19 am
there’s hardly anyone there… who’s she running/hiding from?
Skip Smith | April 25, 2007 at 10:22 am
What the fuck. Like we don’t know what she looks like.
shanonorato | April 25, 2007 at 10:22 am
Finally! I’ve been waiting for the day she gets humbled.
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 10:22 am
Andy Samberg gave her some gum on her way out. Wiseass.
fergernauster | April 25, 2007 at 10:23 am
Are you sure that’s even her?
From the looks of those sausage gams, I’m convinced it’s Britney.
Skip Smith | April 25, 2007 at 10:23 am
I guess she’s trying to hide her face so that the paparazzi don’t get an interesting photo of her. How’s that plan working out, Scarlett?
campzine.com | April 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
Yeah, like that’s really her.
The laws of physics don’t apply to attractive famous people.
Must be some ugly, nobody decoy.
echz | April 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
fancy footwork! better steps than Heather Mills!
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
I think she suddenly recognized somebody she met online.
Jack Zodiac | April 25, 2007 at 10:26 am
The car’s fifteen fucking feet away! Instead of looking like a normal human being just walking to their car, now she look’s like a stupid bitch. Unless she’s hiding something really crazy, like a vagina smack dab in the middle of her forehead, what an unnecessary thing to do.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 10:26 am
hah
InvaderZim | April 25, 2007 at 10:27 am
That was pretty great… what was also great were her boobs during the opening bit on a hi-def tv.
whackjob | April 25, 2007 at 10:28 am
“I know I’m on every fucking magazine cover in the world, but I refuse to be photographed in public!”
Probably cuz she ain’t getting paid.
The body is rock-solid but that fish-face…what the hell. In a world of several billion girls her age she’s just one. At least she’s a dumb one with a jacket on her head for no reason who deservedly falls down stairs. Dumbass.
Fifth Stooge | April 25, 2007 at 10:31 am
#10- Sausage gams??
fergernauster | April 25, 2007 at 10:33 am
Her “assistant” – the woman on the right – actually pulled her down. Aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2007 at 10:37 am
This wouldn’t be the first time she’s had bruises on her knees.
What I’m trying to say is, she’s a slut.
thestraightshooter | April 25, 2007 at 10:38 am
Isn’t this a little late for a Gerald Ford tribute?
jrzmommy♠ | April 25, 2007 at 10:38 am
A few generations from now they’ll show this in elemantary schools and call it “When Idiots Roamed the Earth”
dogonabone | April 25, 2007 at 10:39 am
Scarleg
theredsnapper | April 25, 2007 at 10:39 am
ya, what a clumbsy hooker.. get her a clear jacket
im tired of beat up clams that have this star mentality. eat the rich..
i laughed at the fish face comment.. hehe!
schack | April 25, 2007 at 10:39 am
you know, like, she gets down on her knees…
like, to suck COCK…
like sluts suck cock.
Binky | April 25, 2007 at 10:41 am
Actually that’s one of the main reasons I stopped wearing a coat on my head.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 25, 2007 at 10:43 am
Q: How many cocks could a cock-choker choke if a cock-choker could choke cocks?
A: Seven.
thestraightshooter | April 25, 2007 at 10:43 am
Actually, isn’t this Hollywood in a nutshell? Having to have handlers wisk you away by any means necessary to create some illusion of importance where in reality there is just another plain girl with an either natural or surgically enhanced body?
Scarlett is like so many others in Hollywood, interchangable, unspectacular and forgotten without having things like this take place to draw the look-e-loos.
Where her PR group failed the biggest was by not having “SCARLETT” embroidered somewhere on her jacket so we’d know who exactly it was acting like a jackass.
Maybe the next droid will learn from this.
yesdnil311 | April 25, 2007 at 10:47 am
To be fair, it looks like the girl that was leading her kind of pulled her down the stairs…
yesdnil311 | April 25, 2007 at 10:47 am
To be fair, it looks like the girl that was leading her kind of pulled her down the stairs…
lambman | April 25, 2007 at 10:48 am
Well Scarlet is a BROW-BAGGER for sure, so you’d think that covering her face would work out really well for her…I guess not.
itspat | April 25, 2007 at 10:48 am
i bet her front airbags deployed during the crash
mimi | April 25, 2007 at 10:52 am
@30 I was going to say the same thing.
The woman didn’t appear to even slow down or come back to help her up.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 10:52 am
why didn’t they put up an inflatable, opaque plastic tunnel connecting the doorway to the car? every star’s car should come with that option.
FRIST!!! | April 25, 2007 at 10:55 am
At least we know for a fact it wasn’t Lindsay, or else she would have struck a pose on her way down.
chaunceygardner | April 25, 2007 at 11:06 am
#35,
I have it on good authority that Barry Manilow has just such a system for getting in and out of his car.
I would totally fuck Scarlett in the face and titties, and maybe also her vagina, but sometimes I find her somewhat unattractive. She’s a little bit of a butterface case. But I’d still totally fuck her tits and face, and maybe the vagina.
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 11:06 am
Wow I am being trolled. Thanks I know who did it.
schack | April 25, 2007 at 11:07 am
who?
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 11:07 am
Hey FRIST how are you doing today. Are you feeling better?
daηielle™↵ | April 25, 2007 at 11:09 am
She made love to that sidewalk.
Donkey | April 25, 2007 at 11:09 am
YES!!!
I can’t stand that bitch.
This is AWESOME!
schack | April 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
wow, chauncy. the fact that you would certainly fuck her in every way but the one that would give her pleasure makes you out to be such a cold and intimidating man beast, whose libido for death and destruction comes second only to mao zeDONG.
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
Schack – who do you think would do that to me???
schack | April 25, 2007 at 11:10 am
idiot
KoRneY | April 25, 2007 at 11:15 am
She wasn’t pulled down the stairs. I don’t think the girl even had a grip on her hand. I’m sure if I walked down some stairs with a cowl on my head, I’d fall and break my legs and have to crawl to the hospital because I don’t have a gaggle of fucks to put me into an armored van.
FRIST!!! | April 25, 2007 at 11:16 am
Hi Jimbo, I’m doing ok, work is just freaking me out today. STRESS!!!!
Hi Schack, where ya been?
schack | April 25, 2007 at 11:18 am
i’ve been busy fucking jimbo- the REAL one
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 11:19 am
You forgot “with”
Jimbo | April 25, 2007 at 11:20 am
Me too So busy I have gotten my own troll just like #49