Scarlett Johansson crashes car

Scarlett Johansson crashed into a woman and her two daughters last Friday while swerving to get away from paparazzi who were chasing her near Disneyland, California. An eyewitness said, “The front of Scarlett’s Mercedes damaged the side of the other car pretty badly. Scarlett looked really shaken up and when both cars pulled over in a safe spot, she apologised profusely to the other woman. After that, they spent around 40 minutes on their phones, sorting out all of their insurance and legal paperwork.” Scarlett’s publicist, Marcel Pariseau, confirmed, “The fender bender was induced by the paparazzi, who chased her for 45 minutes.” This is why all celebrities should have rocket launchers installed into their cars like James Bond. Not only would it result in the action-packed deaths of paparazzi, it would also make for some pretty sweet entertainment for spectators. I challenge you to watch Scarlett Johanson blow up some paparazzi with her car rockets and not have a good time.