Scarlett Johansson at Comic-Con and other news

- Chris Brown and Rihanna might have had a secret rendezvous. Choo choo! Hear that? That was the sympathy train leaving the station and running over Rihanna’s face because Chris Brown’s driving. [Celebslam]

- Gwyneth Paltrow was noticeably absent from the Iron Man 2 panel at Comic-Con. What? Fanboys love cornish hen recipes and whimsical talk of Spain, too. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton has been discharged and is ready to start production on The Beautiful Life proving that even crazy people can find work before Lindsay Lohan. [PopEater]

- Avril Lavigne is a role model. I’m actually serious about that. [The Blemish]

- Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still having sex which proves my theory: Brian Austin Green’s brother is a magic genie. I knew it! [Just Jared]

- Leonardo DiCaprio banged one of those chicks from the Pussycat Dolls. You know those bad 80s movies where two people switch places? That should happen with Leo and me. I’ll bring the Indian skull. [PopSugar]