Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

July 16th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Nerd Alert! Entertainment Weekly has the first pics of Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow: The most bend over-iest superhero of them all. (Not counting Robin.)

NOTE: Added pics from Scarlett’s Mango ad campaign for the hell of it.

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  1. Bob

    She is too pretty. Definitely watch her…

  2. TheRage

    HamS.Ter – i am no sir, thank you. now, go back to wallowing in your own excrement.

  3. Just Wonderin'

    Hey, where are all the closeted gay boys who write in and tell us that hot sexy celebrities like SJ are fat?

    Probably in the weight room, gettin’ an eye-full….

  4. Hanover Fist

    Her “bracelets” looks like bands of .458 Lott rounds painted black. Wonder if they are supposed to be anti-Iron Man rounds.

  5. GrammarMenshevik

    Goddamn. I’ll definitely have to see this film.

  6. I thought Scarlett Johanson’s career would be better that it has been. Hopefully this will give her a boost.

  7. I might see the movie just to see Scarlett Johanson in black tights. She is definitely my favorite sexy star girl.

  8. I enjoyed the last Iron Man. Hopefully this one will be comparable. I’m not going to prejudge.

  9. titsonsnack

    I liked her back when she looked like a normal person in Lost in Translation and that’s about it. Ever since then it’s been weight loss/glamglam

  10. ralph

    I’d like to bend her over and ram my penis up her ass and finish my orgasm off my pissing in her anus. Then I’d shit in her mouth before leaving. Of course, I’d give her a dozen roses beforehand.

  11. £it

    She’s as dry and barren as the desert. That means, no vasectomy. She’s gonna suck in this movie. Where, Jessica Szohr, would rock this shit out!

  12. Alex

    #45 it’s guys like you that remind me that chivalry is not dead. Would I be wrong in assuming you posted that in a top hat and tuxedo. you sir, are what everyone should aspire to be.

  13. The Dipstix Crew says WE ARE READY!

  14. lambman

    She is pretty, but why can’t she ever close her mouth in any picture?

    Too bad she’s a crappy actress, and her voice is irritating

  15. Black Widow action figure: Now With Yarn Hair!

    @49. I agree!

  16. Scarlett is beautiful and a very capable actress. I feel that she’ll have no problem with the role.

    I am looking as forward to Iron Man 2 as I did the first one. Let’s hope they nail it again.

  17. why you say black widow . she is a white widow……….

  18. The Edit

    So NOT looking forward to her being the Black Widow.

  19. Ruin-Chan

    Honestly, the black widow “photo” looks so shopped it’s not even close to realistic. Seriously. Look at it.

  20. gretchen

    man she used to be good looking, now she’s going all madonna-style skeletor

  21. Rhialto

    I’ve seen her in several movies.And i think she’s an allright actress.

  22. Boogeyman King Dong

    I’m thinking about to start something in the movies.Which actress wants to shine next to me? She must be fit and flex.

  23. Give Me A Break

    Does anyone else think she is trying to look exactly like Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider — and failing? I am so sick of this talentless, chubby, weird-looking bimbo. And how dare she take Ryan Reynolds away!

  24. AMO

    Was Angelina busy? She would’ve made a perfect Black Widow. She plays one everyday of her life.

  25. OMG

    They are really trying to destroy the franchise. First Don Cheadle who can’t do the role and now ScarHO who can’t act her way out of a paper bag and isn’t even that hot; And I have a thing for redheads.

  26. Jamie

    why do you need to speak ill of somone? i think you believe that you can satisfy your egos in that way. i think she looks really nice and i like her.

  27. Mandingo

    Now I understand why she lost so much weight over the winter – she would have looked too chubby in that black catsuit without dropping some poundage. Is she going to talk with a fake Russian accent too in the film? Like the man says, she’s sexy and I hate her. Both.

  28. still think the avengers are assembling as a hulkbuster team. iron man 2 looks good, cast and concept, but they REALLY need to find a way to get Wolverine on a team of hulkbusters.

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