Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds dating

April 10th, 2007 // 98 Comments
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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were spotted around New York City together over the weekend. On Friday they were seen being “very lovey-dovey” at the Azza lounge, on Saturday they were spotted at restaurant Odeon holding hands and laughing, and on Sunday they had a $135 prix fixe lunch at the Carlyle hotel.

This is a pretty big step up for Ryan Reynolds considering he was with Alanis Morissette for the past five years (three of those spent engaged). If he spends enough time with Scarlett Johansson he might actually remember what his penis is used for. Namely slapping people in the face and pretending it’s a laser gun. Pew pew pew!

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  1. Jimbo

    @49 – That might be fun to watch

  2. whackjob

    it would appear no-one else is bothered by the fact the SJ posssesses

  3. WTF is up with turning around and then turning your head for a pose. Fuckin weirdo’s. Hey, look, I’m over here. No no, now I’m looking over here.

  4. whackjob

    great, lean on the mouse and post.

    …owl DNA. Just tried to turn my head around like that and got a crick in my neck

    DDDoodlehead: buy a camera

  5. #22, you really have DDD breasts? I don’t even think I’ve ever heard of such. Mine are just 1 D!
    Maybe I’ll google DDD breasts when I get home and see what comes up.
    Doesn’t your back hurt?

  6. veggi

    @41 hahaha!

  7. DrPhowstus

    @41 — That actually wasn’t directed at you, but at the comment you were directing your comment at. I was agreeing with you. Get it? And I was gonna laugh a the “training rubbers” comment, but then I wised up and realized that I should just ask you to try harder next time. You were almost on the cusp of funny.

  8. veggi

    This is not a hard thing to do, but you lost me Dr., you and your rambles of nonsense. Training rubber= funny…. post 57, not so much….

    You can’t agree with me when your post wasn’t posted after anything I said. Look, now you have me rambling nonsense.

    And thank you for clearing one thing up for me. I always thought I was on the cusp of Gemini….

  9. woodhorse

    Don’t know about Toronto – I wanted to go look but my boyfriend wouldn’t take me. Maybe it’s because of how I act out in public…. ScarJo “having fun while she’s young and hot” (TMZ post yesterday, Fish) is good – I don’t think she is going to age as well as Phoebe Cates.

  10. DrPhowstus

    #41 was F-Sucker. What the fucking fuck are you talking about? Veggi, as usual, you’re a fucking idiot. The truth isn’t always funny either.

  11. thesidekick

    if this is somehow my second post, pardon the doubles but i don’t see my first.

    basically i’m still impressed that ryan reynolds has a penis, cause i was pretty sure alanis destroyed it at some point. and i’m surprised that he isn’t naked and crying in a corner somewhere screaming profanities at the sky. although i did think he had a bit more dignity than scarlett.

    and in response to the stretch marks comments, i’m a DD and i didn’t develop stretch marks until i lost weight. and yes, my back hurts.

  12. Nikk The Templar

    DAMN YOU, RYAN REYNOLDS!!!!!

    DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!

  13. veggi

    Sweet little 8 pound 10 ounce baby Jesus, I read the wrong one. For the love of all that’s pretty, can you ever forgive me Dr.

    And I am not USUALLY an idiot, only on my good days.

    Now give me another Martini!!

  14. FRIST!!!

    She looks ugly in these pics. Not cute, not do-able….well, maybe do-able, guys will do anyone.

  15. GG 4.33

    Ryan is a genius for dumping the overrated, annoying, Gen X, NOT ironic Morisette for someone like Scarlett, who, while a bit overrated, is much better looking and much more talented.

  16. NoSHIT?

    I’m really trying, but i simply can’t find that beauty of hers that everyone is talking about.
    Is it just me or she looks a bit like an alien (I mean those weird eyes)?
    Am I normal? Should I go see a doctor?
    Too many questions…

  17. wedgeone

    #66 – Just pray to the Good Lord that you stop being a fag, and then you’ll know why all of the hetero dudes on this site are giving “ScarJo” nothin’ but LUV!

    “ScarJo” – good one, I must say #59. You brought your “A” game today I must admit. I will reuse ScarJo in the future. And I WON’T pay you royalties for it. Thanks.

  18. 21st century digital boy

    For a split second, I thought the headline said “Scarlett Johansson and BURT Reynolds dating,” and was excited. Then I realized my mistake, and I didn’t care anymore.

  19. NicotineEyePatch

    I just pray she knows how to fuck before she decides to go taping anything.

    Whoever was chatting about the DDs and being a heifer obviously missed the Jenna pictures.

  20. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Her hairdresser should be shot. The feathered look went out decades ago.

  21. NoSHIT?

    #67 I’m a girl…

  22. Shanipie

    Just who exactly hasn’t this cum depository dated?…seriously.

  23. HollyJ

    Loni Anderson wants her haircut back

  24. Sugar_coma82

    I think she’s gorgeous and Ryan is, too. They’re a cute couple.

    #11, STFU, most women have them, only we can’t walk around airbrushed like most celebs do.

  25. woodhorse

    #47 IN TORONTO Carmen Electra is hosting the World Naked Women Wrestling tournament. Talk about lost chances!!- see TMZ

  26. 1MILFhunter

    SJ is just too sweet. I’d eat that bones and all.

  27. Nope…they are Just Friends. Get it? Hilarious!

  28. costamar

    These pics are old… she’s at the premiere of MATCH POINT! That happened in 2005. Her boobs have sagged a coupla inches since then.

  29. Craig & "em"

    GREAT JOB SUPERFISH!
    Judging by her backround, this is an old picture of her promoting Match Point (i.e 2005).

    Why don’t you do this with every post?

    So Your next Britney Spears headline that reads, “Britney Skins a Baby Baboon Alive”, you can just post a pic of her standing infront of her “Baby One More Time” (had to Google)album release party, standing with JT and the HOT NEW BAND OF 2MORROW…NSYNC!

    Pew Pew Pew was pretty funny though…but that’s just because I’m immature. You should see me when someone says boobies!

  30. greeneyedcat

    overrated….

  31. 15PiecesOfFlare

    Ugh. Fat hands, pigeon-toed and always seems like she has a sinus infection and is going to sneeze on you.

    And don’t give me that “yer jus’ jeluuuus’” bullshit. I know overrated when I see it.

  32. Truthseeker013

    Show of hands- who hates Ryan Reynolds right now?

  33. Truthseeker013

    Okay, 15Pieces, I won’t say that you’re jealous.

    You already know that you are…

  34. Doc

    I can almost accept this since i like ryan reynolds… i mean he was Van Wilder and all…

  35. 15PiecesOfFlare

    erm, Soorrrry Lieseeker…not

  36. Lowlands

    Totally overrated girl.Look at her face,is this a born beauty?Here in Europe you’ll find on every streetcorner a couple of these kind of girls.

  37. Lowlands

    #86)

  38. Naruelle

    I like them both, they’ll have pretty babies together! hahaha

  39. Lowlands

    Aww!Who’s this cute girl?If she’d had plaits in her hair i would give her a dollar to get herself some candy.

  40. Shanipie

    I totally agree…very overrated.

    I’m not jealous because I know I would not want to be her. To me she is very average and way to into herself. Plus I don’t like how she act like monogomy is something you have to “work hard at”. Basically admiting to being a slut just cause its easier. She makes me sick.

  41. These pictures aren’t really flattering. Dress is cute, though.

  42. wedgeone

    #71 – then you’ll never understand why the hetero men consider ScarJo hot. Just like men will never understand why Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett (insert your own hot chick attracted to ugly dude reference here).

  43. JD

    She’s Hot and one of the few with Real Boobs, nice change! Here are some more pictures of this Hottie http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Scarlett_Johansson_1/Scarlett_Johansson_1.html

  44. NoSHIT?

    #92-ok then, ill just have to live with that.
    Julia really did that? omfg.

  45. kathleen170

    Anyone who’s ripping on her is jealous or ugly themselves. She’s clearly gorgeous and she actually looks like a woman.

  46. LINz

    Hey whats up with the ScarJO?? LOL IT’s hilarious. I have had 2 kids and i have pretty bad stretch marks. I went from 100 lbs to 158 and there was nothing i could do about it. Who gives a shit. She’s got hot jugs whether they are high or low. She’s obviously pretty (I don’t care what any of u guys say, The Island rocked hardcore, Hugh or whatever the hell his name is was hot as hell) and who gives a shit. Sure ppl in Hollywood have to be MADE to be prettier than average to have that special quality or they wouldn’t havea damn job. Hello? She’s only human and to have a few imperfections is perfectly ok. Hell, i got back down to 120 and I rock the shit even if i got a few scars. =)

  47. LINz

    Oh and one more thing, at least she has some damn meat on her bones. Everyone else looks positively STARVED in Hollywood. I want to know what the fuck is wrong with Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. They need a fucking triple cheeseburger with everything with a tall drink of lard on the side. And you want to talk about breasts? Take a good look at Nicole’s. LOL Those are some seriously HOT jugs there! LOL

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