Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were spotted around New York City together over the weekend. On Friday they were seen being “very lovey-dovey” at the Azza lounge, on Saturday they were spotted at restaurant Odeon holding hands and laughing, and on Sunday they had a $135 prix fixe lunch at the Carlyle hotel.
This is a pretty big step up for Ryan Reynolds considering he was with Alanis Morissette for the past five years (three of those spent engaged). If he spends enough time with Scarlett Johansson he might actually remember what his penis is used for. Namely slapping people in the face and pretending it’s a laser gun. Pew pew pew!