Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds dating

April 10th, 2007 // 98 Comments

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were spotted around New York City together over the weekend. On Friday they were seen being “very lovey-dovey” at the Azza lounge, on Saturday they were spotted at restaurant Odeon holding hands and laughing, and on Sunday they had a $135 prix fixe lunch at the Carlyle hotel.

This is a pretty big step up for Ryan Reynolds considering he was with Alanis Morissette for the past five years (three of those spent engaged). If he spends enough time with Scarlett Johansson he might actually remember what his penis is used for. Namely slapping people in the face and pretending it’s a laser gun. Pew pew pew!

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  1. idahopoop

    Lucky bastard

  2. Sheva

    Okay I hate him your frister wannabes.

  3. ChicagoEric

    Funny, Alanis releases the parody of My Humps, and who does her ex hook up with, someone who has lots of “humps” in all the right places. Sorry, Jessica Biel may not be an A-lister, but she is better than Scarlet.
    Scarlet may like seeing herself in all the tabloids, as she is hooking up with lots of dudes lately.

  4. Oh wow, that is fascinating.

  5. wedgeone

    Eric – you’re so way off. Jessica Biel has a nice bod, but her face needs to be a little more fem. Scarlett, on the other hand, is as fine as 28 karat gold.

    Why didn’t Scarlett get the lead role in Factory Girl so we could witness her prowess in shagging! Excuse me – must go rub one out now. Pants are looking like a circus tent now!!

  6. Jimbo

    It looked like today was going to start off with the same crap as yesterday. After seeing the butt ugly fat chicks in the clown costumes, I lost my breakfast. Now a nice picture of Kate Moss. I am starting to get my appetite back.

  7. cole007

    Thank god. Finally two people who look good together.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Nice jugs.

    Ryan who?

  9. She has stretch marks on her boobs

  10. I thought she was dating justin timberlake????

  11. cole007

    FYI #9, I have a D cup and I have stretch marks, too. It’s from growing too fast. I don’t seem to have any problem getting my boyfriend to ogle them constantly, either, so shut the fuck up, you small-breasted looser/and/or gay man.

  12. rrd

    this is the first time I’ve seen her hair look bad. whew! she’s normal!

  13. InvaderZim

    She is NICE!

  14. doodlehead

    #11- I have stretch marks too. Mine are DDD and they’re practically guaranteed with large breasts. You don’t see them much in the media because of airbrushing, but most large breasted women have them. It certainly hasn’t taken away from Scarlett’s appeal for most people.

  15. Hey, the girl likes to fuck. Nothing wrong with that. It’s just a shame that it doesn’t involve me, my terrifyingly huge penis, a can of thirty weight motor oil, and a pack of trained dobermans.

  16. Just an observation, sorry – never noticed them before. I’ve actually heard guys say stretch marks are hot

  17. mmmBitch

    She’s over-rated. Really not that exciting to look at. Put her in a push up bra and she looks exciting only in the sense that there’s the new girl in accounting who’s kinda cute, but better than anyone else there.

    She’s a 7 on most days.

  18. MissDior17

    That’s a huge step for Ryan considering he used to date Alanis.

  19. BarbadoSlim

    This is what I mean when I ask for a REAL hot woman. She’s not one of those Victoria Secret trannie/beasts that only look good with all the make-up and enhancements.

  20. cole007

    #14 – I understand. My boyfriend doesn’t mind my stretch marks at all. You go girl with your triple-d’s! It doesn’t take away my appeal for Scarlett, that’s for sure. Motor-boating somebitch!

    #9 Your apology accepted Monobloguer. I thought you were hatin’ on Scarlett’s glorious fun-bags.

  21. whitegold

    Wow, SJ is really becoming the town whore…seems like every week she is “dating” somebody new.

    As for all the posts about stretch marks and big breasts, I think all you girls are lying!!! You are not really that stacked and you don’t really have stretch marks! Liars!!! Now prove me wrong ladies…please… ;o)

  22. Chances are, if you’re over a D cup, that you’re a lardass.

  23. Stickman

    WTF? How can we have gone from Scarlet to stretch marks in 20 posts?

    Shut the hell up about your stretch marks! A pox on your stretch marks!

  24. combustion8

    I just dont it, she’s so very average looking, I’ve dated much better looking.

  25. combustion8


  26. DrPhowstus

    Funny, my penis would love to date her sternum, as my hands simutaneously date her milkjugs. Double dating can be fun!

    @9 — When I’m done with her, she’ll have stretch marks on her cooter.

    @22 — I agree. Lose a little bit of weight you cows, and we’ll see your natural B cups looking like some runny eggs.

  27. Jimbo

    @24 was she a movie star?

  28. doodlehead

    #22- I’m 5’5 and 115 lbs. Hardly a lardass.

  29. fame is funny

    Wait…Alanis Morissette is straight?

  30. Lowlands

    What happened with Justin tumberlake?He dumped her?

  31. combustion8

    @27 she was in a few independent flicks starring my schlong… was still a bigger hit than The Island.

  32. Jimbo

    @28 where are the pictures?

  33. doodlehead

    Jimbo- My boyfriend has them.

  34. Jimbo

    @31 she she has moved on to bigger and better schlongs?

  35. otteaux

    Doodlehead – you are 5’5″, 115lbs with DDD’s! Where have you BEEN all my wife! :)

  36. Jimbo

    @33 Will he share? :)

  37. combustion8

    @34 dont they all?

  38. elf

    another over rated person in hollowood. it has nothing to do with jealousy. i think she’s an average joe with boobs!

  39. JT!! How could you let her get away!

  40. #28

    You’re full of shit.

    No way you’re 5’5″, 115 lbs with DDD breasts. Unless you had helium-filled implants.

    I demand proof.

  41. #26

    I’ll bet you still use training rubbers.

  42. black sunshine

    doodlehead: pics or they didn’t happen.

  43. doodlehead

    I don’t have pics. I don’t even own a camera.
    Even if I did, do you think I’d be wanting to put myself up for criticism? You people are about as harsh as it gets.

    If it make’s you all feel any better, I have a face like a dropped pie.

  44. whitegold

    I would imagine that the girls in the previous Kate Moss post have like DDD’s and plenty of stretch marks to go along with them…so maybe it’s the whole package that needs to be taken in to consideration here, not just the size of the fun bags. Know what I’m saying…

  45. #43

    Well if that’s the case, I guess you need giant bazooms.

  46. Lowlands

    i think Scarlett Johansson ain’t bad but don’t wake me up for her.Anyways,how’s the weather in Tortolo?

  47. Lowlands

    #46)Oops,i mean Toronto ofcourse.

  48. jrzmommy♠

    Who is Ry wow it’s really cold here for April. I can’t believe Easter was colder than Christmas! Wait, what was I about to say? I totally lost interest midstream.

  49. LadyJane

    I would diddle her clit til the proverbial cows came home, i tell you what.

  50. Rachelraquel

    #12, havent you ever seen her rock the mullet? It is priceless.
    Anyway, why does Scarlett keep stealing my boyfriends. Ryan Reynolds is a major dreamboat.

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