Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were spotted around New York City together over the weekend. On Friday they were seen being “very lovey-dovey” at the Azza lounge, on Saturday they were spotted at restaurant Odeon holding hands and laughing, and on Sunday they had a $135 prix fixe lunch at the Carlyle hotel.
This is a pretty big step up for Ryan Reynolds considering he was with Alanis Morissette for the past five years (three of those spent engaged). If he spends enough time with Scarlett Johansson he might actually remember what his penis is used for. Namely slapping people in the face and pretending it’s a laser gun. Pew pew pew!
idahopoop | April 10, 2007 at 7:41 am
Lucky bastard
Sheva | April 10, 2007 at 7:42 am
Okay I hate him your frister wannabes.
ChicagoEric | April 10, 2007 at 7:43 am
Funny, Alanis releases the parody of My Humps, and who does her ex hook up with, someone who has lots of “humps” in all the right places. Sorry, Jessica Biel may not be an A-lister, but she is better than Scarlet.
Scarlet may like seeing herself in all the tabloids, as she is hooking up with lots of dudes lately.
Fifth Stooge | April 10, 2007 at 7:47 am
Oh wow, that is fascinating.
wedgeone | April 10, 2007 at 7:47 am
Eric – you’re so way off. Jessica Biel has a nice bod, but her face needs to be a little more fem. Scarlett, on the other hand, is as fine as 28 karat gold.
Why didn’t Scarlett get the lead role in Factory Girl so we could witness her prowess in shagging! Excuse me – must go rub one out now. Pants are looking like a circus tent now!!
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 7:48 am
It looked like today was going to start off with the same crap as yesterday. After seeing the butt ugly fat chicks in the clown costumes, I lost my breakfast. Now a nice picture of Kate Moss. I am starting to get my appetite back.
cole007 | April 10, 2007 at 7:50 am
Thank god. Finally two people who look good together.
BarbadoSlim | April 10, 2007 at 7:50 am
Nice jugs.
Ryan who?
The Monobloguer | April 10, 2007 at 7:51 am
She has stretch marks on her boobs
wowzers | April 10, 2007 at 7:52 am
I thought she was dating justin timberlake????
cole007 | April 10, 2007 at 7:55 am
FYI #9, I have a D cup and I have stretch marks, too. It’s from growing too fast. I don’t seem to have any problem getting my boyfriend to ogle them constantly, either, so shut the fuck up, you small-breasted looser/and/or gay man.
rrd | April 10, 2007 at 8:03 am
this is the first time I’ve seen her hair look bad. whew! she’s normal!
InvaderZim | April 10, 2007 at 8:04 am
She is NICE!
doodlehead | April 10, 2007 at 8:09 am
#11- I have stretch marks too. Mine are DDD and they’re practically guaranteed with large breasts. You don’t see them much in the media because of airbrushing, but most large breasted women have them. It certainly hasn’t taken away from Scarlett’s appeal for most people.
monkeyrotica | April 10, 2007 at 8:11 am
Hey, the girl likes to fuck. Nothing wrong with that. It’s just a shame that it doesn’t involve me, my terrifyingly huge penis, a can of thirty weight motor oil, and a pack of trained dobermans.
The Monobloguer | April 10, 2007 at 8:12 am
Just an observation, sorry – never noticed them before. I’ve actually heard guys say stretch marks are hot
mmmBitch | April 10, 2007 at 8:14 am
She’s over-rated. Really not that exciting to look at. Put her in a push up bra and she looks exciting only in the sense that there’s the new girl in accounting who’s kinda cute, but better than anyone else there.
She’s a 7 on most days.
MissDior17 | April 10, 2007 at 8:16 am
That’s a huge step for Ryan considering he used to date Alanis.
BarbadoSlim | April 10, 2007 at 8:17 am
This is what I mean when I ask for a REAL hot woman. She’s not one of those Victoria Secret trannie/beasts that only look good with all the make-up and enhancements.
cole007 | April 10, 2007 at 8:19 am
#14 – I understand. My boyfriend doesn’t mind my stretch marks at all. You go girl with your triple-d’s! It doesn’t take away my appeal for Scarlett, that’s for sure. Motor-boating somebitch!
#9 Your apology accepted Monobloguer. I thought you were hatin’ on Scarlett’s glorious fun-bags.
whitegold | April 10, 2007 at 8:20 am
Wow, SJ is really becoming the town whore…seems like every week she is “dating” somebody new.
As for all the posts about stretch marks and big breasts, I think all you girls are lying!!! You are not really that stacked and you don’t really have stretch marks! Liars!!! Now prove me wrong ladies…please… ;o)
F-Sucker | April 10, 2007 at 8:22 am
Chances are, if you’re over a D cup, that you’re a lardass.
Stickman | April 10, 2007 at 8:26 am
WTF? How can we have gone from Scarlet to stretch marks in 20 posts?
Shut the hell up about your stretch marks! A pox on your stretch marks!
combustion8 | April 10, 2007 at 8:27 am
I just dont it, she’s so very average looking, I’ve dated much better looking.
combustion8 | April 10, 2007 at 8:28 am
*get
DrPhowstus | April 10, 2007 at 8:34 am
Funny, my penis would love to date her sternum, as my hands simutaneously date her milkjugs. Double dating can be fun!
@9 — When I’m done with her, she’ll have stretch marks on her cooter.
@22 — I agree. Lose a little bit of weight you cows, and we’ll see your natural B cups looking like some runny eggs.
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 8:35 am
@24 was she a movie star?
doodlehead | April 10, 2007 at 8:35 am
#22- I’m 5’5 and 115 lbs. Hardly a lardass.
fame is funny | April 10, 2007 at 8:36 am
Wait…Alanis Morissette is straight?
Lowlands | April 10, 2007 at 8:37 am
What happened with Justin tumberlake?He dumped her?
combustion8 | April 10, 2007 at 8:37 am
@27 she was in a few independent flicks starring my schlong… was still a bigger hit than The Island.
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 8:37 am
@28 where are the pictures?
doodlehead | April 10, 2007 at 8:39 am
Jimbo- My boyfriend has them.
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 8:39 am
@31 she she has moved on to bigger and better schlongs?
otteaux | April 10, 2007 at 8:40 am
Doodlehead – you are 5’5″, 115lbs with DDD’s! Where have you BEEN all my wife! :)
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 8:40 am
@33 Will he share? :)
combustion8 | April 10, 2007 at 8:41 am
@34 dont they all?
elf | April 10, 2007 at 8:44 am
another over rated person in hollowood. it has nothing to do with jealousy. i think she’s an average joe with boobs!
sympathee | April 10, 2007 at 8:44 am
JT!! How could you let her get away!
F-Sucker | April 10, 2007 at 8:44 am
#28
You’re full of shit.
No way you’re 5’5″, 115 lbs with DDD breasts. Unless you had helium-filled implants.
I demand proof.
F-Sucker | April 10, 2007 at 8:45 am
#26
I’ll bet you still use training rubbers.
black sunshine | April 10, 2007 at 8:47 am
doodlehead: pics or they didn’t happen.
doodlehead | April 10, 2007 at 8:51 am
I don’t have pics. I don’t even own a camera.
Even if I did, do you think I’d be wanting to put myself up for criticism? You people are about as harsh as it gets.
If it make’s you all feel any better, I have a face like a dropped pie.
whitegold | April 10, 2007 at 8:52 am
I would imagine that the girls in the previous Kate Moss post have like DDD’s and plenty of stretch marks to go along with them…so maybe it’s the whole package that needs to be taken in to consideration here, not just the size of the fun bags. Know what I’m saying…
F-Sucker | April 10, 2007 at 8:53 am
#43
Well if that’s the case, I guess you need giant bazooms.
Lowlands | April 10, 2007 at 9:01 am
i think Scarlett Johansson ain’t bad but don’t wake me up for her.Anyways,how’s the weather in Tortolo?
Lowlands | April 10, 2007 at 9:03 am
#46)Oops,i mean Toronto ofcourse.
jrzmommy♠ | April 10, 2007 at 9:15 am
Who is Ry wow it’s really cold here for April. I can’t believe Easter was colder than Christmas! Wait, what was I about to say? I totally lost interest midstream.
LadyJane | April 10, 2007 at 9:21 am
I would diddle her clit til the proverbial cows came home, i tell you what.
Rachelraquel | April 10, 2007 at 9:22 am
#12, havent you ever seen her rock the mullet? It is priceless.
Anyway, why does Scarlett keep stealing my boyfriends. Ryan Reynolds is a major dreamboat.