Scarlett Johansson also ruins Halloween
I take back everything I said about Gisele’s costume, because what Scarlett Johansson wore to the same Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute event makes Gisele look like a master of freaking disguise. Are any of them even trying? I wish somebody had the balls to show up to one of these things dressed as RoboCop. Everybody would be like “Holy shit it’s RoboCop!” And then they’d take off the helmet and inside it’d be Dakota Fanning on stilts. Smoking a cigar. Because I said so.