I take back everything I said about Gisele’s costume, because what Scarlett Johansson wore to the same Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute event makes Gisele look like a master of freaking disguise. Are any of them even trying? I wish somebody had the balls to show up to one of these things dressed as RoboCop. Everybody would be like “Holy shit it’s RoboCop!” And then they’d take off the helmet and inside it’d be Dakota Fanning on stilts. Smoking a cigar. Because I said so.
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BeautifulNightmare | October 25, 2006 at 10:26 am
FIRST!
RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 10:29 am
She should have gone as someone flat chested and smart…. that would have been unbeatable!
mbarkr | October 25, 2006 at 10:37 am
Lip and tits… get you multimillion dollar paychecks in Hollywood.
Just ask Pam Anderson.
macheteseduction | October 25, 2006 at 10:38 am
I think she looks nice. At least she didn’t get skanked out.
Alex | October 25, 2006 at 10:42 am
*yawn*
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 25, 2006 at 10:42 am
Uh…no!
She looks cute! How many women can have a natural set as nice and big as that and go braless and still have them be perky? Not too many…
the salami from killarney | October 25, 2006 at 10:43 am
What a crock. If only Scarlett put the same amount of imagination into her costume as I do in picturing her with it off.
Italian Stallion | October 25, 2006 at 10:46 am
The only thing Scarlett could ruin is my sheets…………
Angry Ferret Jones | October 25, 2006 at 10:48 am
Oh man, I am just imagining the ways I could soil her.
Fish – you ignorant slut. She is cute as a bug in these pictures!
tits_on_snack | October 25, 2006 at 10:48 am
I used to think Scar-Jo was amazing. I’m kinda burnt out on her now, though, as she seems to be everywhere I look, and not doing anything very amazing anymore. Her l’Oreal campaign commercials are subpar. I’m taking you down a notch, Scarj.
commissioner | October 25, 2006 at 10:50 am
Gawd, she’s boring. She’s as wide as my grandmother, and she’s birthed four kids.
Bring back Jake’s dick.
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 10:50 am
Big fat fucking deal…… I would have open fired at this place. A bunch of mirror-kissing jack-offs in gay fucking masks sipping faggy fucking champagne?! Wah-fucking-hoo….sign me up, me and my goddammed Uzi.
PapaHotNuts | October 25, 2006 at 10:53 am
I hope cum stains wash out of black dresses easily, otherwise she’s gonna be mad at me in the morning.
cole007 | October 25, 2006 at 10:57 am
DAMN… she looks so MUCH CLEANER than the Moss-Doherty trainwreck. She’s almost virginal and pure… whew. My brain is feeling better now. Thank god someone looks CLEAN: in more ways than one do I insinuate… by that I mean Moss-Doherty looks actually like they smell bad. That’s all.
yuckyfresh | October 25, 2006 at 11:00 am
i just have to say i hate this cow.
BeautifulNightmare | October 25, 2006 at 11:03 am
@14, to pull the “racist card” or to be sterotypical or whatever you want to call it… aren’t these two Europeans? So, they probably aren’t very clean and probably do smell bad… real bad!
BeautifulNightmare | October 25, 2006 at 11:04 am
And by “these two”, I meant Moss-Doherty… Goo, they are gross!
lollie | October 25, 2006 at 11:06 am
meh.
she’s a dumpy-looking bitch anyway.
Ed Bambrick | October 25, 2006 at 11:13 am
Scarlett should wear that mask 365 days a year.
Regan Parks | October 25, 2006 at 11:15 am
It looks like she forgot she was supposed to dress up and just borrowed a mask from one of the wait staff. Any mimute some other rich drunk celebrity is going to ask her to bring some more booze to their table.
Brain Embolism | October 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
She can “ruin” my cock with her mouth.
shmoody | October 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
Ok so it is not a costume per se, but it would look great on the floor next to my bed and next to Gisele’s costume.
gatorbates | October 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
There once was a gal named Scarlett
I convinced her to be my harlot
I led her to my lair
dropped a load in her hair
then jetted my way back to Charlotte.
seyoboy | October 25, 2006 at 11:35 am
She ruins much more than halloween
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
sharkbite | October 25, 2006 at 11:42 am
At least her mask looks better, though the rest of her outfit is quite dull.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
PrettyBaby | October 25, 2006 at 11:51 am
#12 Shit that was funny, the Bosses are wondering what’s up with me laughing sssssooo hard! Ah- the imagery-
Scarlett is cute but the dress, not so much. She needs to vamp it up a knotch, get skanked up and let those big bouncy boobies loose. She could get thrown out on her arse in that dress.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 25, 2006 at 11:56 am
Boring costume or not, she is stunning!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 12:00 pm
27..stunning…yeah….like a Taser.
CelebSlam.com | October 25, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Uhhh Scarlett, Halloween is a time for slutty costumes
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 12:09 pm
I think that outfit would look way better if I was staring at the top of her head…
Triumph Insult Dog | October 25, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Hey, I’m not into Halloween anymore, but I know boring when I see it.
Then again, we all know that most stars are boring, unimaginative people! All that money and they wear dresses and suits?? SIIICK!!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
hendero | October 25, 2006 at 1:00 pm
she’s got her dress on the wrong way round
becca11 | October 25, 2006 at 2:35 pm
im not into her. she has a large bubble nose and other than that is kinda plain and pasty with a massive face.big tits, but whatever.. star jones prob wears a D too, does that make her hot as well? chubby chicks usually have big boobs too, i don’t think it makes them special.
yuckyfresh | October 25, 2006 at 7:04 pm
scarlett IS a chubby chick and she’s not special.
intoGOSSIP | October 25, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Scarlett has beautiful eyes!
FOR MORE CELEBRITY NEWS/SCOOP:
http://www.intogossip.blogspot.com/
J&M | October 26, 2006 at 1:11 am
#16 & 17: not all English people smell. You are confusing the English with th French. Although I take your point on Moss&Doherty. Going on appearances they smell like dead stoats covered in Big Foot’s smegma.
Missallanpoe | October 26, 2006 at 4:17 am
ROFL, jesus tap dancing christ! Maybe she could of left the mask off and pretended to be someone else, pretending to be her? That’s the only way she could of got out of the sad situation..
1-Ton | October 26, 2006 at 6:39 am
Save Hedonistica!
BarbadoSlim | October 26, 2006 at 8:07 am
The “costume” be lookin’ very stoopid. That notwithstanding, I would plow her thru the end of this lifetime and the next, and I would keep plowing her in the afterlife, slowly, down thru the centuries ’til the Universe implodes in on itself and becomes a hard ball made of a single diamond, and i’D STILL BE THERE, PLOWING HER.
Mojo | October 26, 2006 at 8:15 am
She should have gone dressed as Elvira.I shed a tear whenever those boobs arent on display.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
BLucky | October 26, 2006 at 8:46 am
It’s not some trashy bar Halloween party where you can come dressed as a slutty nurse. Gisele? That’s funny. This? Pointless.
Sam | October 28, 2006 at 8:15 am
Do u really do what you said Mojo ?
“She should have gone dressed as Elvira.I shed a tear whenever those boobs arent on display.”
http://www.scarlettjohanssonguide.com/
ufos8mycat | October 29, 2006 at 2:51 pm
I don’t get it…isn’t that what she’s suppose to look at a “Moet and Chandon Fashion Tribute” ?
I think she looks nice…
HollywoodSnark | March 21, 2007 at 10:17 pm
ha ha…smoking a cigar!