Scarlett Johansson almost flashes Obama her vagina

May 3rd, 2010 // 48 Comments

Because she lied about getting an e-mail from the president once, Scarlett Johansson was invited to the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner Saturday night where she almost gave everyone not named Ryan Reynolds the only opportunity they’ll ever have to see how many vaginas she has. (Answer: 4.) On that note, a shot like this is virtually non-existent so I’m 90% positive Obama made this happen just to piss his political opponents off.

Scene: Arizona. Monday morning.

AIDE: Sir, it’s the president.
MCCAIN: *sigh* Let’s have it.
OBAMA: BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Que

    Que not horseshoes.

  2. booboo

    SECOND wahooo :P

  3. chupacabra

    whoa, is she preggers!?!?!?! that would make one hot baby.

  4. j

    Almost go fuckyourself…

  5. I see she fixed her piggish nose and that sloppy mouth. Remember that puffy, sloppy mouth area she used to sport? Now Madonna’s kid Lourdes is owning it.

  6. Parker

    I’d like it more if she flashed her butthole.

  7. Tiga

    America is Obama’s vagina and he’s fucking it real good.

  8. hollywood is full of dumbies

    She is one of the dumbest actresses. Also REALLY innappropriate dress to wear to this event. She wishes she was Mariyln Monroe with Kennedy in this situation, slut.

  9. Keep the "Change"

    Parker, Tiga, you are both right.

    #8, she does want to be Barry Hussein Obama’s Marilyn Monroe. She has a taste for the chocolate cock.

  10. Stu Gavin

    Is she pregnant? Something about her screams flabbiness in general. She always looks bloated

  11. bar room hero

    she can flash me her vag anytime

  12. half and half

    I believe Fish once called her “Most beautiful Ugly Person”. Bitch is kinda skank to me.

  13. Bushless

    Wow…and yet another opportunity for the mindless neocons to post their anti-Obama crap.

    Better for Obama to almost get flashed veejayjay by Scarlett Johansson than all the years Dubyah took it up the @ss by his puppeteer, Big Dick Cheney.

  14. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is one of the Best looking Women in the World. I little boring here, but that’s Washington.

  15. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is one of the Best looking Women in the World. A little boring here, but that’s Washington.

  16. hobocop

    You mean ‘almost’ as in the camera guy ‘almost’ stuffed his camera up her skirt. Dirtbags…

  17. dude

    at least she gave a nice nip slip awhile back

  18. @14 wow, not that Dubya was the best prez or anything, but c’mon.

    Obama clocked *143 days* in the Senate when he announced his candidacy (it’s true – look it up). From Illinois state senate, to US senate, to the Oval Office in THREE YEARS…so…who’s the puppet??? That kind of thing doesn’t happen by accident.

  19. child please

    @19 now tell me about the black helicopters and that we never landed on the moon

  20. fdgfd

    jeez it must suck to have paps get under your vehicle and try to take upskirt pics…why is this still legal

  21. He is always been a strong supporter of President Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson was in Washington DC, this weekend at the White House correspondent Ball. Instead, when her husband, Ryan Reynolds, "In Good Company," the girl was found two days, instead of his twin brother, Hunter, who works in reality for Obama.

  22. Looked her all pictures, i don’t understand what he want to show, but one thing is i definitely said she looking gorgeous in this picture, and I’m obsessed with her beauty.

  23. captain america

    DO NOT BELIEVE EVEN SCARLETT’s VAGINA, folks!!

  24. DO NOT BELIEVE EVEN SCARLETT’s VAGINA, folks!!

  25. crappy photos, and she’s still hot.

  26. investigator

    “Because she lied about getting an e-mail from the president once”

    Eh. This event is organized by the White House Correspondents’ Association (the press). The president is basically a guest and the newspapers and magazines (members of the association) invites the guests.

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  28. OMG

    I would eat that ass and pussy all night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    With that said you know I am a bit creepy, but what is up with these dudes trying to get pussy shots?!?! Is that legal. Can I just take my camera out to any public place and snap pictures of a chicks vag anytime?

    If so…cool..I guess…but seems odd. He is really working for the pussy shot..you can just tell from the angles.

  29. I wouldn’t mind seeing that. Vagina’s I can believe in!

    Pic #9, her hair doesn’t look 100% natural.

    @ 29 – “Is that legal. Can I just take my camera out to any public place and snap pictures of a chicks vag anytime?”

    Oh hell yeah dude. It’s legal in the Milky Way galaxy.

  30. @ 10 – “She has a taste for the chocolate cock.”
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  34. rachel

    she’s so beautiful, but she doesn’t look like herself and her dress is reminiscent of a vag.

  35. Parker, Tiga, you are both right.

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      I am so glad to see you back I hope you ienjoyed your brief huaits I was going through some Scarlett withdraw! I can not wait to see these shots uploaded to Tumblr!

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