Because she lied about getting an e-mail from the president once, Scarlett Johansson was invited to the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner Saturday night where she almost gave everyone not named Ryan Reynolds the only opportunity they’ll ever have to see how many vaginas she has. (Answer: 4.) On that note, a shot like this is virtually non-existent so I’m 90% positive Obama made this happen just to piss his political opponents off.
Scene: Arizona. Monday morning.
AIDE: Sir, it’s the president.
MCCAIN: *sigh* Let’s have it.