Scarlett Johansson

Superficial / August 17, 2004

You wouldn’t think that Scarlett Johansson is a whore, because she looks so sweet and innocent, but she’s supposedly hooked up with more men than some really slutty…hooker…slut. There was that whole Benecio Del Toro incident where she started screwing him in an elevator, and then there was that time she had sex with some other guy in a McDonalds, and then the other time when she had sex with a midget at a preschool for poor people. Okay those last two may not be true, but it still doesn’t change the fact that she had sex with a 37 year old Benicio Del Toro in an elevator. That’s sick, man.

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