Scarlett Johansson’s nose is all natural

December 4th, 2007 // 97 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is pissed about the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that claims she had a nose job. Her publicist provided an exclusive statement to OK! Magazine denying that Scarlett had plastic surgery performed:

Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”

Scarlett herself also spoke to OK! and let it be known that the shit doth hitteth the fan:

“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”

Scarlett Johansson has a nose? What in the hell? Oh, wait, I see it. A couple inches above the fun stuff. Hmm, weird. Why would someone even look up there? I don’t get it. Did they lose their keys or something?

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. Sebastián

    Besides, what’s happening? Has Britney ran out of crazy? Most boring story ever

  2. michelle

    she definitely has some nice tits. so, #50, where does one get this so called “scaling”?

  3. BaconMessiah

    There only two interesting things about this chick, and her nose ain’t one of them.

  4. LayDeeBug

    44 – that’s muh MAN!!!! Keeping it RAIIIIL!!!!

  5. LayDeeBug

    TT – you are every woman’s dream. you can help me with my make up while doing me at the same time. (mee-owww! me likee)

  6. D. Richards

    Okay. What the fuck is going on in the world? All these women coming out of the future with self-esteem telling other people how their bodies are perfect just the way they are? I’m just not buying it. I miss the old days (few months ago) when women strived to look as pathetic and boyish as they possibly could. God, I miss the way it used to be. When women released tapes of themselves engaged in fucking as a way to further their careers because they lack any required talent. Bye-bye summer-of love.

  7. Chauncy Gardner

    Too bad they didn’t fix the rest of her fishface.

  8. js

    gah, she’s got stretchmarks all over her boobs. she needs some boob make-up.

  9. miggs

    It’s a fin anyway, not a nose.

  10. I honestly don’t see the big deal about this chick. I think she has bad skin and yellow teeth. Plus she seems like a total cunt.

  11. I honestly don’t see the big deal about this chick. I think she has bad skin and yellow teeth. Plus she seems like a total cunt.

  12. yogini

    I guess real boobs get stretch marks, if they’re that big. They must have grown an inch a day for a while.

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  14. Shallow Scowling Val

    57 and 60. I’m right there with you. What’s the appeal; she plays a petulant, deep-voiced sex pot in every movie. From the Vermeer movie to The Island, it’s the same character. Though I must admit The Island had it’s appeal.

    I like-ted it (that’s New York-latin bad english)

  15. #55……LDB,
    There are several reasons dating a tranny is better than dating a man.

    We like to go shopping.
    We will do your manicures and pedicures for free.
    We will wash and set your hair.
    We can share clothes.
    We care share make-up.
    We will hand wash all of your lingerie.
    We like girl talk.
    We will be your personal maid.
    We know a woman is superior to man.
    We won’t cheat on you.
    We don’t want to get into every other girl’s panties; we want to wear her panties.
    We will cook and clean your house; while dressed as a French Maid.
    We will buy you the most exquisite and expensive lingerie made.
    We like you to be on top and in control.
    We like to be punished when we’re wrong and/or bad.
    We will let you do us with a strap-on.

    I could go on; but I think you get the idea.

  16. Madison

    I read the same story but this article is funny, I was cracking up. Check it out on this link: http://alliwantiseverything.com/celeb/?p=191

  17. Shallow Scowling Val

    TT – you know yow to romace a gal, dontcha? (swooning)

  18. Narcissist

    So they made her nose bigger and less appealing or what? (I’m getting sick of hearing about her)

    64. “Though I must admit The Island had it’s appeal.”
    You should watch “Parts:The Clonus Horror” on MST3K.

  19. now lets talk about her pussy and tits….

  20. who?

    she’s overrated and been over made. just like marilyn. i guarantee she’s had alot done and she’s not even a good actress! lets get some good ACTRESSES out there not extreme makeover queens. FAKE!!

  21. bra

    her boobs aren’t even that big silly people, its called a push up bra!

  22. flavio

    oh i could care less if she’s had a nose job, if she denies it, if she eventually cuts it off. i am so glad she’s alive so that i can at least dream of what it would feel like to put my shaft between those fleshy tits…

  23. finally

    i don’t think they are that big either #71. many actresses are flat chested because being thin is more important in hollywood… thats why i think people think they are so big.

  24. finally

    i don’t think they are that big either #71. many actresses are flat chested because being thin is more important in hollywood… thats why i think people think they are so big.

  25. KTG13

    And if US Weekly says it is true, well, it’s gotta be true! Such a trustworthy source with all that integrity. I wish I could wave a magic wand and send all of their writers and editors to Iraq or Darfur and make them report on something newsworthy and watch them get their heads chopped off in the process. Now that is news.

  26. Guys….

    The nosejob is the new bl*wjob.

    Honestly, I’ll take any (blank)-job from Scarlett. Even a pool-cleaning job.

  27. Moriah

    Awwww, I think it would be nice if she was even remotely good looking.. poor thing should look into surgery really.

  28. Lexoka

    I’m think I’m gonna have to kill them, now…

  29. granada

    #71 and #73

    I agree; in her movies, her breasts appear much smaller. However, what #73 said about the skinny thing doesn’t apply to Scarlett–she’s not terribly overweight, but she isn’t considered “skinny” either.

  30. fred

    if i had a big jew nose like hers i would get it fixed too. that said, this chick is hot. smoking. pass the weed.

  31. Karisha

    Man does she have a big chin! Who cares about the nose when her chin can put someone’s eye out!

  32. AJ

    She looks so porcine. One of those ultra overrated chicks.

  33. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    Just for your information, I would love to be tit fucking her.

  34. #83- Just like you would love to to any other chick, hah, loser.

  35. sexy. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so. I think it is sexy.

  36. Eye-Dish Lass

    “I have always been straightforward about my body image….” WHO talks like this?! Hilarious! Acting as if she is “so real” after 20 Queens just steamed her pores, pushed back her cuticles, waxed & plucked, dressed, coiffed, and jacked off in her Crapuccino when she went to the pottie.
    PS: She is major pidgeon-toed. Glaringly so.
    PSS: Didn’t know misled was spelled “mislead.” Droooool

  37. STeve

    Who gives a damn steamin stack of shit about her nose??? She’s gorgeous in all her pics. I hope she gets million$ from trash mag US.

  38. hey this her life and need to be sigle http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life

  39. dRizle

    She’s so hot I don’t even wanna do her, I just want to sleep on her breasts for all eternity

  40. dbizle

    and occasionally pee in her mouth… with the utmost tenderness and affection of course

  41. dbizle

    #77. Moriah, I bet ur ugly. Poor and ugly actually.

  42. xxjohnny5xx

    Anybody who says Scarlett absolutely had a nose job is quite stupid or extremely cocky…maybe she did maybe she didn’t, but the point is you can’t tell from any of the before and after pics because she’s still young and growing and lights, shadow, and makeup make photos impossible to tell unless its a significant job like Ashley Simpson. Even expert plastic nose surgeons can not tell according to rumors report on her nose surgery.

  43. bitchybeige

    yeah, she did have the nose sculpted on the tip, not actually a nose job. I think she had those chipmunk jowles of hers shaved down. They ruin her

  44. bitchybeige

    yeah, she did have the nose sculpted on the tip, not actually a nose job. I think she had those chipmunk jowles of hers shaved down. They ruin her

  45. tasha

    i really dont know who all you people are, but you make me sick, the way you only judge these women by the way they look, i can just imagine you sad losers sitting in your disgusting STD disease ridden drug holes, how pathetic you really are! why do you insist on pointing out the speck of dust in everyone elses eye but not notice the log in your own. FYI- thats actually a quote from the bible, i know you losers dont even know what the bible is coz your so undereducated about the actual important things in life.

  46. sjl

    Scarlett has a sexy looking nose and of course nice big boobs. I want to make love to her.

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