Scarlett Johansson’s nose is all natural

December 4th, 2007 // 97 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is pissed about the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that claims she had a nose job. Her publicist provided an exclusive statement to OK! Magazine denying that Scarlett had plastic surgery performed:

Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”

Scarlett herself also spoke to OK! and let it be known that the shit doth hitteth the fan:

“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”

Scarlett Johansson has a nose? What in the hell? Oh, wait, I see it. A couple inches above the fun stuff. Hmm, weird. Why would someone even look up there? I don’t get it. Did they lose their keys or something?

Photos: Getty Images
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  1. nalgon

    first biatch

  2. nalgon

    first biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

  3. HankTheDwarf

    I WANNA LICK HER PUSSY HAIR UNTIL ITS MATTED WITH MY SPIT

    WET THE PUBES
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  4. nurtle

    nalgon doesnt feel dirt!

  5. nalgon

    first biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!@11312312312332542354234

  6. KittyCat

    She is very classic beautiful.

  7. I'd Hit It

    I’d hit it

  8. Ted from LA

    Nose? I didn’t even realize she had a head.

  9. Her profile was found on a Muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration , I think maybe she wants to find a middle-east merchant prince?I just can’t understand why?

  10. Ted from LA

    I still can’t see it. Is it above or below her tits?
    Go to WASONsmithsucksdonkeydicks.com

  11. jane love

    I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month’s Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.

  12. jane love

    I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month’s Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.

  13. kagres

    How beautiful. who cares if she had a nose job. I know for a fact she didnt have a boob job, and thats what counts :)

  14. Amanda

    You know if she didn’t have a nose job then why is she on the defensive side? If you didn’t have a nose job then ignore the stupid rumors! Celebrities are stupid.

  15. toya

    what’s the job on nose? ?? She’s pretty enough .BTW, i heard she was looking for one handsome boy to pamper on an online dating club called sugarmommymeet. I am so interested.

  16. Wow who the hell cares about a nose job.

    If she did fine – if she didn’t fine.

    Speaking of which, did that chick from Blossom ever get a nose job? Now THAT was a SCHNOZ.

  17. Hollywood Blows

    Hopefully she or her lawyer didn’t write “mislead.”

  18. a doe

    Oh my gosh…Blossom…how do you all think up these things. That struck me as halarious.

  19. Jubilee123

    @ 19
    why would it be bad if they did? not sure I follow you…

  20. gf

    Gay Fag

  21. Gar

    Hmm perhaps they mis-intrepreted the sentence “she had a nose-job” , i’d see it in a filthier way

  22. BigOne

    Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.

  23. BigOne

    Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.

  24. Your site feed is all messed up, just thought you’d like to know.

  25. I don’t give a SHIT about that fucking nose and ears. Let’s talk about the changes made to her PUSSIE and TITS!!

  26. yes indeedy #18, that was a schnoz. Whi is this scarlette? Was she the baldheaded person in that movie time cops? Are her tits re-worked?

  27. Meet the twins

    Mhhhhhhhh, mammaries!

  28. Jodi

    I just find it odd that celebrities believe they have “fans” – it’s the point when they become retarded. She is a nice-looking girl, but I just find her persona (I can’t judge personality without knowing her) somewhat on the edge of making me vomit a little.

    As for the nose job – it must have been some sort of top-secret military make-up, because the photos I’ve seen illustrate a fairly clear difference. I may be wrong – it’s an opinion, not slander. Sometimes I’m not happy with what I think about myself, but I try not to sue my better sense.

    One thing we can all agree on though is that she should stop smoking. What a waste.

    ^J

  29. Jodi

    Dear all,

    Obviously by “slander”, I really was meaning “libel”. I’m as far away from a law degree as I am from Uranus – either 6000 miles or 1.69 billion miles, depending on how much overused humour you decide to force upon me.

    ^J

  30. RichPort

    Hey, if it makes it easier for her to blow her costar in the front seat of his hoopty between takes, I’m all for it.

  31. Shannon2

    She’s so pretty, but I’m sick of everyone suing over nothing.

    Someone gives thier OPINION on whether she had one and they can be sued?

    I’d like to punch her in her newly perfect pretty nose.

    FLOON THE PARTY GOD!!!!

  32. steve

    There is nothing wrong with her nose. But it is too bad she can’t do anything about her disproportionately large head.

  33. fact

    she did get the bulbous end shaved down.

  34. lovvebabe

    She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

  35. Texas Tranny

    Who in the hell is looking at her nose?

    Look at that dress and the “girls” she has on display.

  36. SZ

    #21 it should have read “misled”

  37. Janis

    She needs to pose in Playboy to boost her worthless career

  38. lux

    She didn’t have a nose job. That is just stupid. We are so obsessed with plastic surgery that no one can believe that anyone can be blessed with natural beauty. Next their gonna say she had breast implants…

  39. lux

    Ok, I just saw the picture and that is ridiculous. My opinion, as a proffessional graphic artist is they toned down the contrast and upped the brightness and then used the blend and clone stamp tool to obliviate any contours she had, to make it look like she had a bad nose before,to any believing idiot. I would sue, the story is completely fabricated and it’s called slander. How would you like people making money off lies about you?

  40. LayDeeBug

    Oh, Brother, it’s JLH all over again only it’s about a nose. I haven’t looked but I can imagine all the tit comments above.

  41. Texas Tranny

    Of course there are several, LDB

  42. RichPort

    Not me LayDeeBug, I made a blow job comment actually…

  43. amanda

    everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.

  44. amanda

    everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.

  45. yogini

    Check it out: she’s got stretch marks!

  46. Sebastián

    “I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead”

    What? Why? Isn’t she an actress? What would happen? Is her acting power in her nose and will disappear when it’s severed or reduced? Ah! I get it! As it’s a pre-existing condition, she will never get health insurance again… poor kid. Call Michael Moore, let’s get this poor soul to Cuba

  47. Mdiz

    Who cares…. Fish stick to J-love fatty shots.

  48. The White Urkel

    She didn’t have a “nose job” per say. She had a scaling. That is where they take a tiny little hammer and chisel and remove all that caked on, hardened semen that accumulated from taking it in the face during her early porno career. You know, before she became famous. And then un-famous as she is now.

    But, her tits are nice. I wonder if she shaves it smooth or has a little landing stip?

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