Scarlett Johansson is pissed about the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that claims she had a nose job. Her publicist provided an exclusive statement to OK! Magazine denying that Scarlett had plastic surgery performed:
Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an “expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what “might” have been done. It wasn’t.”
Scarlett herself also spoke to OK! and let it be known that the shit doth hitteth the fan:
“I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly.”
Scarlett Johansson has a nose? What in the hell? Oh, wait, I see it. A couple inches above the fun stuff. Hmm, weird. Why would someone even look up there? I don’t get it. Did they lose their keys or something?
nalgon | December 5, 2007 at 12:17 am
first biatch
nalgon | December 5, 2007 at 12:18 am
first biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
babyglyniss | December 5, 2007 at 12:19 am
gorgeous!!!!
HankTheDwarf | December 5, 2007 at 12:20 am
I WANNA LICK HER PUSSY HAIR UNTIL ITS MATTED WITH MY SPIT
WET THE PUBES
WET THE PUBES
WET THE PUBES
WET THE PUBES
WET THE PUBES
WET THE PUBES
nurtle | December 5, 2007 at 12:20 am
nalgon doesnt feel dirt!
nalgon | December 5, 2007 at 12:20 am
first biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!@11312312312332542354234
KittyCat | December 5, 2007 at 12:22 am
She is very classic beautiful.
I'd Hit It | December 5, 2007 at 12:29 am
I’d hit it
babyglyniss | December 5, 2007 at 12:29 am
she’s angelic!
Ted from LA | December 5, 2007 at 12:31 am
Nose? I didn’t even realize she had a head.
WASON smith | December 5, 2007 at 12:35 am
Her profile was found on a Muslim matrimonial site http://www.muslimonly.com/i/registration , I think maybe she wants to find a middle-east merchant prince?I just can’t understand why?
Ted from LA | December 5, 2007 at 12:37 am
I still can’t see it. Is it above or below her tits?
Go to WASONsmithsucksdonkeydicks.com
jane love | December 5, 2007 at 12:37 am
I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month’s Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.
jane love | December 5, 2007 at 12:38 am
I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month’s Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.
kagres | December 5, 2007 at 12:47 am
How beautiful. who cares if she had a nose job. I know for a fact she didnt have a boob job, and thats what counts :)
Amanda | December 5, 2007 at 12:51 am
You know if she didn’t have a nose job then why is she on the defensive side? If you didn’t have a nose job then ignore the stupid rumors! Celebrities are stupid.
toya | December 5, 2007 at 1:03 am
what’s the job on nose? ?? She’s pretty enough .BTW, i heard she was looking for one handsome boy to pamper on an online dating club called sugarmommymeet. I am so interested.
Mike Casino | December 5, 2007 at 1:05 am
Wow who the hell cares about a nose job.
If she did fine – if she didn’t fine.
Speaking of which, did that chick from Blossom ever get a nose job? Now THAT was a SCHNOZ.
Hollywood Blows | December 5, 2007 at 1:19 am
Hopefully she or her lawyer didn’t write “mislead.”
a doe | December 5, 2007 at 1:51 am
Oh my gosh…Blossom…how do you all think up these things. That struck me as halarious.
Jubilee123 | December 5, 2007 at 2:02 am
@ 19
why would it be bad if they did? not sure I follow you…
gf | December 5, 2007 at 2:25 am
Gay Fag
Gar | December 5, 2007 at 4:52 am
Hmm perhaps they mis-intrepreted the sentence “she had a nose-job” , i’d see it in a filthier way
BigOne | December 5, 2007 at 5:55 am
Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.
BigOne | December 5, 2007 at 5:55 am
Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.
Leanne | December 5, 2007 at 7:44 am
Your site feed is all messed up, just thought you’d like to know.
gerard Vandenberg | December 5, 2007 at 8:20 am
I don’t give a SHIT about that fucking nose and ears. Let’s talk about the changes made to her PUSSIE and TITS!!
chachazoom | December 5, 2007 at 8:21 am
yes indeedy #18, that was a schnoz. Whi is this scarlette? Was she the baldheaded person in that movie time cops? Are her tits re-worked?
Meet the twins | December 5, 2007 at 8:43 am
Mhhhhhhhh, mammaries!
Jodi | December 5, 2007 at 8:44 am
I just find it odd that celebrities believe they have “fans” – it’s the point when they become retarded. She is a nice-looking girl, but I just find her persona (I can’t judge personality without knowing her) somewhat on the edge of making me vomit a little.
As for the nose job – it must have been some sort of top-secret military make-up, because the photos I’ve seen illustrate a fairly clear difference. I may be wrong – it’s an opinion, not slander. Sometimes I’m not happy with what I think about myself, but I try not to sue my better sense.
One thing we can all agree on though is that she should stop smoking. What a waste.
^J
Jodi | December 5, 2007 at 8:48 am
Dear all,
Obviously by “slander”, I really was meaning “libel”. I’m as far away from a law degree as I am from Uranus – either 6000 miles or 1.69 billion miles, depending on how much overused humour you decide to force upon me.
^J
RichPort | December 5, 2007 at 8:56 am
Hey, if it makes it easier for her to blow her costar in the front seat of his hoopty between takes, I’m all for it.
Shannon2 | December 5, 2007 at 9:03 am
She’s so pretty, but I’m sick of everyone suing over nothing.
Someone gives thier OPINION on whether she had one and they can be sued?
I’d like to punch her in her newly perfect pretty nose.
FLOON THE PARTY GOD!!!!
steve | December 5, 2007 at 9:08 am
There is nothing wrong with her nose. But it is too bad she can’t do anything about her disproportionately large head.
fact | December 5, 2007 at 9:25 am
she did get the bulbous end shaved down.
lovvebabe | December 5, 2007 at 9:25 am
She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.
Texas Tranny | December 5, 2007 at 9:26 am
Who in the hell is looking at her nose?
Look at that dress and the “girls” she has on display.
SZ | December 5, 2007 at 9:27 am
#21 it should have read “misled”
Janis | December 5, 2007 at 9:56 am
She needs to pose in Playboy to boost her worthless career
lux | December 5, 2007 at 10:00 am
She didn’t have a nose job. That is just stupid. We are so obsessed with plastic surgery that no one can believe that anyone can be blessed with natural beauty. Next their gonna say she had breast implants…
lux | December 5, 2007 at 10:06 am
Ok, I just saw the picture and that is ridiculous. My opinion, as a proffessional graphic artist is they toned down the contrast and upped the brightness and then used the blend and clone stamp tool to obliviate any contours she had, to make it look like she had a bad nose before,to any believing idiot. I would sue, the story is completely fabricated and it’s called slander. How would you like people making money off lies about you?
LayDeeBug | December 5, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oh, Brother, it’s JLH all over again only it’s about a nose. I haven’t looked but I can imagine all the tit comments above.
Texas Tranny | December 5, 2007 at 10:16 am
Of course there are several, LDB
RichPort | December 5, 2007 at 10:16 am
Not me LayDeeBug, I made a blow job comment actually…
amanda | December 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.
amanda | December 5, 2007 at 10:25 am
everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.
yogini | December 5, 2007 at 10:25 am
Check it out: she’s got stretch marks!
Sebastián | December 5, 2007 at 10:28 am
“I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead”
What? Why? Isn’t she an actress? What would happen? Is her acting power in her nose and will disappear when it’s severed or reduced? Ah! I get it! As it’s a pre-existing condition, she will never get health insurance again… poor kid. Call Michael Moore, let’s get this poor soul to Cuba
Mdiz | December 5, 2007 at 10:29 am
Who cares…. Fish stick to J-love fatty shots.
The White Urkel | December 5, 2007 at 10:30 am
She didn’t have a “nose job” per say. She had a scaling. That is where they take a tiny little hammer and chisel and remove all that caked on, hardened semen that accumulated from taking it in the face during her early porno career. You know, before she became famous. And then un-famous as she is now.
But, her tits are nice. I wonder if she shaves it smooth or has a little landing stip?