Scarlett Johansson goes for $40,100

March 14th, 2008 // 57 Comments

Scarlett Johansson’s eBay auction ended on Wednesday and some guy from the United Kingdom paid $40,100 for an evening with the actress. Here’s a run down of what he’s in store for from the auction page:

The winning bidder will receive:
* Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
* Chauffeured car service to the premiere
* Hair and makeup for one by Privé
* A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere

Now here’s what Scarlett Johansson’s in store for: Using some investigative journalism (Watch and learn, Dateline), I scoped out the winning bidder “bossnour’s” recent purchases. Since the beginning of 2008, this rich clown has bought three hair straighteners, no less than five pairs of Pumas, two tweed blazers, a metallic bomber jacket, a book on medicine ball exercises, a Corvette headlight and two distressed trucker hats. He also had one mysterious purchase that is listed as private. I’ll assume it’s a steel drum full of rohypnol. So, ScarJo is either in for the most awkward night of her life in the backseat glove compartment of a Corvette, or she’s going on a date with Ashton Kutcher. Whichever it is, may God have mercy on her soul.

Photo: eBay
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  1. sam

    Lol If I’d love to date a pig, I’d rather go to granny’s farm!

  2. Bob

    Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
    last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.

  3. The Laughing God

    “The winning bidder will receive:
    * Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
    * Chauffeured car service to the premiere
    * Hair and makeup for one by Privé
    * A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere”

    Translation:

    A black painted taxi that smells of crab juice will pick you up at the airport.

    A brief stop at SuperCuts

    Scar Jo waves to you from a TV monitor, before mooning you and telling you to piss off.

    You watch the movie from the overhang on the stage where the key grips hang out.

  4. Me and Scarllett /Yes I’m Sure She,d Want me….
    AlSilicaniAgency Hollywood BeverlyHills Agent / Billionairefriends.com

  5. Me and Scarllett /Yes I’m Sure She,d Want me….
    AlSilicaniAgency Hollywood BeverlyHills Agent / Billionairefriends.com

  6. Well I missed the nite out but that doesn’t mean that we can’t Still be the Hotest Lovers in Hollywood Beverlyhills.Right have her get in touch with me and setup our hot Rommance of this year in Hollywood Beverlyhills

    AlSilicaniAgent Of The Rich And The Famous in Hollywood Beverlyhills…

  7. Well I missed the nite out but that doesn’t mean that we can’t Still be the Hotest Lovers in Hollywood Beverlyhills.Right have her get in touch with me and setup our hot Rommance of this year in Hollywood Beverlyhills

    AlSilicaniAgent Of The Rich And The Famous in Hollywood Beverlyhills…

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