Scarlett Johansson as The Director

March 11th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is spotted on the set of her directorial debut New York, I Love You starring Kevin Bacon. Look at the smug look of contentment on her face as she looks into a screen that lets assume is blank. Also, note the beret perched carefully on her head. All signs of a good director or an actress who wants to look like she has any clue what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, her second unit is trying to decide whether to brain ScarJo with a dolly or just put herpes in her mochacinno. I’d go with the herpes. It’s simple, yet professional. Right, Bill? That Valtrex must be working. I didn’t scream when you came around the corner today. Hey, nice ax.


  1. AlSilicaniAgecy

    Sure I’m Willing if She is and / who knows we might even think of marriage
    Together I’m Single and waiting for who comes First…….

    AlSilicani Hollywood Beverlyhills Agent of The Rich and Famous

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