Scarlett Johansson as The Director

March 11th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is spotted on the set of her directorial debut New York, I Love You starring Kevin Bacon. Look at the smug look of contentment on her face as she looks into a screen that lets assume is blank. Also, note the beret perched carefully on her head. All signs of a good director or an actress who wants to look like she has any clue what the hell is going on. Meanwhile, her second unit is trying to decide whether to brain ScarJo with a dolly or just put herpes in her mochacinno. I’d go with the herpes. It’s simple, yet professional. Right, Bill? That Valtrex must be working. I didn’t scream when you came around the corner today. Hey, nice ax.

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  1. Lauren Nicole

    First?

  2. Kudos to her.

  3. jay

    number 1

  4. jay

    number

  5. RENEE

    Holy ill fitting coat Scarlett!

  6. Stage Hand

    At least the wardrobe department dressed her correctly for the part.

  7. Jenny

    New York, I Love You…
    I don’t s’pose it’ll be anything like Paris, Je T’aime
    or maybe..?

  8. Randal

    It’s great to see Scarlett Johansson moving forward with her career, which has not only been about great movies but now directing them. Her natural talent will certainly shine in this blockbuster.

    Great work Scarlett Johansson, may goodwill continue to shine on you!

  9. Is it required to wear that goofy french hat if you are the director??

  10. veggi

    If our Lord wasn’t testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

    hahaha snort ha!!

    well, it DOES have Kevin Bacon in it..

  11. amma

    Oh yeah, Paris Je T’aime–could be. Anyway, I am so beyond sick of this broad and her so called intellectual pretensions. Hey Scarlett, want people to think you’re smart and sophisticated? How about going to university which is what 90% of the female population your age is doing? Cause trust me honey, you are not going to be able to get by on your looks very much longer {Hollywood already has a plethora of hot 20 y.o.’s to replace you}. No? Too busy for school—okay then. See you on the talk show circuit in a couple of years with the smoker’s voice and the bad bleach job. Hey! You’re already there with the hair!

  12. dude

    I hope herpes is contracted by ashton doucher, who subsequently dies.

  13. D. Richards

    Is this another one of those stupid-ass Kutcher pranks?

    It must be a joke because I find this story hilarious. Seriously: Scarlett Johannson, as a director? Right.

  14. me

    a bit of advice Erika. Don’t put your myspace page as a link on here when you’re sixteen and it isn’t set to private. Just sayin..
    There’s some crazies here..

  15. Time has Passed Me by...Withering is Solitude

    Oh, and by the way – Yes. It is 12:19, I am here in my apt. alone and I am on this site.

    I’m old, I’m high, I’m single and desperate and I’ll never have kids because no one wants to fuck me. There, you happy? For fuckssake man, it’s whatever you want to call it.

    Now that we’re past that…
    Does this chick actually have the last name Loose? Who the fuck is she? Ah well, no reason necessary for showing tits, I suppose.

  16. She is not listed as one of the many directors of the movie on IMDB. and yes it is a take off of Paris, Je T’aime

  17. me

    This is about as believable as mike getting laid by something other than a warm piece of bologna..

  18. whatev

    i love her

  19. mike

    @15 Hey stupid bitch, stop posting the same crap over and over again. We are tired of seeing your worthless life. Please go get Ted from LA and Deacon Jones and jump off a cliff.

  20. BubbRubb

    Why y’allz gotz ta be haterz? Mebbe she be good at directin’ & such!

  21. Ript1&0

    PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Dude, you posted my shit over and over!! Awesome. Me? I just woke up. Oooo… Burn. That was cold.

    Hey, I was thinking – maybe you should paste that paragraph into a word document and save it. I mean, it’s nice to think it’ll just hangout on the clipboard, but then how will you obsessively check my myspace page?

    Oh, you have it bookmarked. Well then, it’s all covered.

    Please, continue.

  22. mike

    @17 At least that is more than you have ever had. Unless you are counting your sister.

  23. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    10 Veggi, where the hell did that come from? LOL

    mike -> fork -> done

  24. Life Without Love and Meaning

    To the unwanted older women here. Do not think that happiness and a husband and children laughing and playing is that important. There are other distractions to bide your time with and what I mean by biding time is ultimately waiting for death to claim your haggard flesh.
    There are romantic novels – simulations of compassion and erotica and family and adventure to tide you over until death claims the little in your life that remains.

  25. ubee0173

    haha, she looks like meg from family guy!

  26. Ript1&0

    Oh, for fuckssake man.

    I’m not a loser and I’m not old.

    If you, however, are intent on seeing me that way, that is all you will ever see.

  27. She’s so annoying. On a day when she has lumpy breasts, I’d slap them around mercilessly while boning her in the ass.

  28. whackjob

    Hey, uh, just a thought: “some of you fucking people really need to get something else to do”.

    Log on, read the funnies from Fish, make some snappy comment and move the fuck along.

    Erica, pls consider seriously #14′s advice.

  29. pssst...Erica

    (#14 is talking about Jimbo)

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    …the faerie smiles and takes your hand and leads you into the enchanted forest primevil. She leads you to a silver bridge over a shimmering turqoise murmuring creek with strange creatures leaping out and falling back into the water in silence. Over and up the arching bridge you go, higher and higher you climb into a fog. All is quiet. The faerie is gone. You hear footsteps louder and louder coming towards you. A husky voice whispers for you to follow and he takes your trembling hand. His grip is strong yet gentle. You feel a mist envelope you. Then you sense a multitude of beings in flight all around as if following your guide.
    Downward you descend and soon the fog swirls and fades until you are aware that you are under the canopy of an immense forest. And you look at your companion who is very tall and bronzed and of graceful musculature. And his face is serene and knowing. He seems to convey the presence of mind and inherently pities your lonliness in the world over the brigde – the world that annhilated this elder realm of nature and myth.
    Gently he kisses you and breaks into rune-song while slowly pulling off your Walmart garments. You blush as he unclasps your bra and the pads fall to the ground. He chuckles. As he rubs your unshaved thigh and and swiftly yet sweetly brings your thrice worn granny panties (crusted and sticking to camel) to the ground. Then the cloud of stench assaults his untainted nostrils. Angered he banishes you back over the bridge.
    Sobbing hysterically …

  31. Magnificent Bastard

    You had the right movie. The IMDB page is http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808399/ She is not listed because it was never officially confirmed that she was doing a segment of the movie. She was rumored to be doing it with Woody Allen as well.

  32. moooo

    Ugly overrated cow.

  33. E

    Well, apparently scarlet is not listed as the director, but the movie does appear on IMDB at http://imdb.com/title/tt0808399/

  34. seph

    She’s not listed as the director becuase its an anthology of short films, a follow up to Paris, Je t’aime . She one’s of the many directors.

  35. Hecubus

    For the love of Christ can she please just get her tits out and be done with it ???? Look Scarlett, you know as well as we do that’s all we want from you and our illusions of caring about anything else you have to say or do can only hold for so long.

  36. woodhorse

    I would go to church if #10 and #35 were the preachers. Cool.

  37. zuzuspetals

    Oh god she’s gross.

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  39. sarah

    new york, i love you *is* going to be the sequel (for lack of a better word) to paris, je t’aime. scarlett talks about it in the latest issue of W magazine.

  40. babe

    She looks damn hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  41. cb

    She’s the dumb actress that held up a sign while being photographed that said “I’m being harrassed by the person taking this picture.” Of course it would have been more effective if she knew how to spell harass.

  42. sam

    Didn’t Madonna also recently direct a movie? I remember her also wearing a beret while directing, so we can all assume it’s going to be a great film.

  43. Gus

    I can’t stand this pretentious hooer.

  44. Trish

    Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for any of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy….. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductible crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. Cashing in on the PR and getting even richer the following year. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. Their bogus efforts to make the world a better place can not possibly succeed. Any ‘humanitarian’ progress made in one area will be lost in another. EVERY SINGLE TIME. IT ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductible contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. Now, there are commercial ties between nearly every industry and every public figure. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘good will’ BS. ITS A LIE. If you fall for it, then you’re a fool.. If you see any real difference between the moral character of a celebrity, politician, attorney, or executive, then you’re a fool. WAKE UP PEOPLE. THEIR GOAL IS TO WIN THE GAME. The 1% club will always say or do whatever it takes to get as rich as possible. Without the slightest regard for anything or anyone but themselves. Reaganomics. Their idea. Loans from China.. Their idea. NAFTA. Their idea. Outsourcing. Their idea. Sub-prime. Their idea. The commercial lobbyist. Their idea. The multi-million dollar lawsuit.. Their idea. $200 cell phone bills. Their idea. $200 basketball shoes. Their idea. $30 late fees. Their idea. $30 NSF fees. Their idea. $20 DVDs. Their idea. Subliminal advertising. Their idea. Brainwash plots on TV. Their idea… Prozac, Zanex, Vioxx, and Celebrex. Their idea. The MASSIVE campaign to turn every American into a brainwashed, credit card, pharmaceutical, love-sick, couch potatoe, celebrity junkie. Their idea. All of the above shrink the middle class, concentrate the world’s wealth and resources, and wreak havok on society. All of which have been CREATED AND ENDORSED by celebrities, athletes, executives, entrepreneurs, attorneys, and politicians. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for any of their ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTIBLE PR CRAP.. In many cases, the ‘charitable’ contribution is almost entirely offset.. Not to mention the opportunity to plug their name, image, product, and ‘good will’ all at once. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. These filthy pigs even have the nerve to throw a fit and spin up a misleading defense with regard to ‘tax revenue’. ITS A SHAM. THEY SCREWED UP THE EQUATION TO BEGIN WITH. ITS THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT. If the middle and lower classes had a greater share of the pie, they could easily cover a greater share of the federal tax revenue. They are held down in many ways because of greed. Wages remain stagnant for millions because the executives, celebrities, athletes, attorneys, and entrepreneurs, are paid millions. They over-sell, over-charge, under-pay, outsource, cut jobs, and benefits to increase their bottom line. As their profits rise, so do the stock values. Which are owned primarily by the richest 5%. As more United States wealth rises to the top, the middle and lower classes inevitably suffer. This reduces the potential tax reveue drawn from those brackets. At the same time, it wreaks havok on middle and lower class communities and increases the need for financial aid.. Not to mention the spike in crime because of it. There is a dominoe effect to consider. So when people forgive the rich for all of the above and then praise them for paying a greater share of the FEDERAL income taxes, its like nails on a chalk board. If these filthy pigs want to be over-paid, then they should be over-taxed as well. Remember: The richest 1% STILL own 1/2 of all United States wealth EVEN AFTER taxes, charity, and PR CRAP. A similar rule applies worldwide. There is nothing anyone can say to justify that. Anyway, there is usually a higher state and local burden on the middle class. They get little or nothing without a local tax increase. Otherwise, the red inks flows like a waterfall. Service cuts and lay-offs follow. Again, because of the OBSCENE distribution of bottom line wealth in this country. I can not accept any theory that our economy would suffer in any way with a more reasonable distribution of wealth. Afterall, it was more reasonable 30 years ago. Before Reaganomics came along. Before GREED became such an epidemic. Before we had an army of over-paid executives, celebrities, athletes, attorneys, investors, entrepreneurs, developers, and sold-out politicians to kiss their asses. As a nation, we were in much better shape. Lower crime rate, more widespread prosperity, stable job market, free and clear assets, lower deficit, ect. Our economy as a whole was much more stable and prosperous for the majority. WITHOUT LOANS FROM CHINA. Now, we have a more obscene distribution of bottom line wealth than ever before. We have a sold-out government, crumbling infrastructure, energy crisis, home forclosure epidemic, 13 figure national deficit, and 12 figure annual shortfall. ALL BECAUSE OF GREED. I really don’t blame the 2nd -5th percentiles. No economy could ever function without some reasonable scale of personal wealth and income. But it can’t be allowed to run wild like a mad dog. GREED KILLS. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, Drew, and Bill are not part of the solution.. They are part of the problem. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE HUMANITARIAN. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

    By the way. Save the jealousy, envy, socialist, communist crap. My God people. Look a little deeper. I didn’t even write this. I just happen to agree with most of it.

  45. Mary

    I like her . So beautiful and charming. I have once read a terrific profile about her. It’s called wealthychat.com According to it, she is so wonderful and perfect.

  46. bitchybeige

    Just as long as she hides those big chipmunk-like jowls of hers, I’m okay. Someone needs a sawzall & plastic surgeon who knows how to use it.

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