Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Still Promoting That Avengers Movie

April 18th, 2012 // 23 Comments
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While Kim Kardashian possibly being named the mayor of a real town and Ted Nugent threatening to assasinate the president might seem like news, none of those stories involve cleavage so let’s just forget they even happened. On that note, here’s Scarlett Johansson still using her breasts to promote The Avengers only this time in Russia which I’ll just assume is her way of trying to get back together with Sean Penn.

“That’s right, my comrades. Simply revert back to communism and these pale, hypnotic orbs of flesh will belong to the worker because, dammit Sean, I miss your scent. I miss the dust on your balls wafting into the air when we make love. I miss the way my weird shirts at obtuse angles made me look pregnant with your child. Take me back!”

Photos: Splash News


  1. God is Black

    I like boobies but even hers are not going to save this pile of shit!

  2. Dan


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    Clint Eats Wood
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    She needs to be in more movies. Fix her right up.

  4. Breasts? What breasts? Kelly Brook has breasts; this chick has a couple o’ mounds

  5. Jimbob

    No implants anymore= no interest.

  6. Dramatic Puddle

    Meh. Decent figure, bag the face.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Yes! I need more photos of Loki and Thor in my life! Thanks Fish!

  8. Donald Duck

    She’s so meh. Couldn’t they have cast someone who looked the part? Ditto for the midget playing Hawkeye.

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    This too shall pass.

  10. Frank Burns

    At least she has her singing to fall back on. The first 28 seconds are particularly good.

  11. King Diamond

    What super hero is the chain smoker playing as. Super Cigarette?

  12. Schmidtler

    She’s a corn dog away from exploding into a giant mess of pale white cellulite.

  13. Mr Obvious

    I love Scarlett, but she needs to get out into the sun for a few minutes a day. I’ve seen more color on Irish people.

  14. Ron

    Canadian non-celebrity makes a ridiculous appearance on MTV Cribs

  15. Crissy

    Maybe she should go back to wearing push-up bras like when she first came out, cause them boobies aint bringing no one to see that movie! seriously, the standard for boobies have been killed!

  16. jimmy

    She sucks in the new Avengers, and sucked in Iron Man 2. She has one schtick in the movie… on the ground with two feet, one hand and her hair flipped back. Plus a body double to do all her stunts… yuck.

  17. They could have gotten a hot Russian actress (or just some hot actress who can do a Russian accent) for way cheaper and the movie would do just as well at the box office. Not hating on her but Scarlett’s moment has passed.

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    Her boobs are so far apart

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    They are not posing with here, I think they were just attracted by the gravitational pull of her massive gluteus maximus.

  20. Scarlett is really hot, but she does seem to play the same character again and again. They could have gotten someone better to play Black Widow. Milla Jovovich springs to mind.

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    It certainly attracted my attention!

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