Scarlett Johansson Wants Sean Penn To Have All This Sexy Again

The Superficial / June 9, 2011

“Blargh.”

Here’s Scarlett Johansson on location for The Avengers in New Mexico this morning and looking like absolute hell which isn’t going to win Sean Penn back. Oh, yeah, that’s happening. Us Weekly reports:

On June 4, the Avengers star didn’t seem ready to give up on their unlikely romance. At Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards in L.A., she scrambled for face time with the Oscar winner. “She pushed herself into his conversations,” a witness tells Us. “She sat down between him and Robert De Niro. Robert was like ‘What?’ and made a face.”
Johansson also made sure they were snapped together. “A photographer asked for a shot,” the source says. “Before Sean could say no, she said yes.”

When you’re a reasonably attractive young woman who gets kicked to the curb by a chain-smoker twice your age with the face of punched-in testicle, it’s really time to start examining the decisions in your life. Now, I’m not gonna be a dick and say you probably talked too much, I’m gonna be a friend and say you probably talked too much. You talked too much.

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