Good Morning, Scarlett Johansson, And Other News

- Leonardo DiCaprio takes the latest model he’s banging to Versailles. [Lainey Gossip]

- Everybody was at Kanye’s birthday party except Kim Kardashian. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- It’s an honor if Amanda Bynes follows you on Twitter, according to Amanda Bynes. [Fishwrapper]

- Simon Cowell got egged by a violinist. [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Biel looks awesome just walking her dogs. [Popoholic]

- What does Corey think of Topanga’s Maxim spread? America wants to know. [tooFab]

- Add Jamie Pressly to that list of people who look hot doing boring shit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christie Brinkley is too fancy for Playboy. [Celebslam]

- While this is what Brandi Glanville’s vagina looks like. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And Miley Cyrus is Instagramming her ass now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Pro Tip: When proposing naked to your girlfriend, show up to the right house. [FilmDrunk]

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