Hey, do you think she’s pregnant?
Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen, it still made an assload of money, so here’s Scarlett Johansson reprising her role as Black Widow on The Avengers set in New York City over the weekend. While most of these shots don’t count as spoilers, apparently her character senses trouble with her ass now, so apologies if anyone wanted to go in cold on that one. This is why I don’t run a movie blog.
CAP: Black Widow, I can’t help but notice your butt cheeks are tensing. Are we in danger?
BLACK WIDOW: Actually that’s an involuntary spasm from Sean Penn- I mean, uh, yes, danger. Grave danger. Now if you could guard this port-a-john for one sec, I’ll get an accurate reading with these medicated pads from my purse. It’s all very mystical.
CAP: Avengers assemble!
BLACK WIDOW: Wait, I meant just you- aw, goddammit.
HULK: Hulk smell witch hazel!