Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s The Avengers Costume in Broad Daylight

September 6th, 2011 // 110 Comments

Hey, do you think she’s pregnant?

Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen, it still made an assload of money, so here’s Scarlett Johansson reprising her role as Black Widow on The Avengers set in New York City over the weekend. While most of these shots don’t count as spoilers, apparently her character senses trouble with her ass now, so apologies if anyone wanted to go in cold on that one. This is why I don’t run a movie blog.

CAP: Black Widow, I can’t help but notice your butt cheeks are tensing. Are we in danger?
BLACK WIDOW: Actually that’s an involuntary spasm from Sean Penn- I mean, uh, yes, danger. Grave danger. Now if you could guard this port-a-john for one sec, I’ll get an accurate reading with these medicated pads from my purse. It’s all very mystical.
CAP: Avengers assemble!
BLACK WIDOW: Wait, I meant just you- aw, goddammit.
HULK: Hulk smell witch hazel!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    CharmlessMan
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    Cap looks a little thin in the arms. What happened, Cap? The decades frozen in ice leave you a little atrophied?

  2. Thor The Avengers Movie Photos
    CharmlessMan
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    “Peace!” says the god of war.

  3. 36-C. Cambensy

    Nice see her back in action.

  4. Stan Lee The Avengers Movie Cameo
    Kabe
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    He was a writer, not an artist, Dawg

  5. Stan Lee The Avengers Movie Cameo
    Kabe
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, i was a geek

  6. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    MRB
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    Is it just me, or does she look like she’s about to slap Captain America’s ass?

  7. Burt

    What happened to the guy who plays Cpt. America? He looks deflated from the last movie.

  8. Holy shit… You are such a fucking geek Fish but damned if I wasn’t LMAO right along with you on the Avengers dialog. ROFL

  9. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Dan
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    yuck she looks all kinds of terrible, fat and all,… ewww

  10. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Tanzarian
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    And not a single fuck was given that day.

  11. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    TomFrank
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    Scarlett’s ass is practically in his face, yet Renner stays focused and stares straight ahead. This is what makes Academy Award-winning performances.

  12. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Want a little Captain in you?”

  13. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have tits like hers. Why aren’t I famous?”

  14. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    And after surveying the wreckage, Scarlett vowed never to let anyone take the Hershey Highway again.

  15. Stan Lee The Avengers Movie Cameo
    DC Supreme
    Commented on this photo:

    Hugh Hefner wished he was as pimp as Stan Lee.

  16. Captain America Iron Man Hawkeye The Avengers Movie Photos
    TomFrank
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    I gotta say, Renner’s ass isn’t bad, either.

  17. Captain America Iron Man Hawkeye The Avengers Movie Photos
    TomFrank
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    “You think YOU’RE the star of this movie? Hm? Look at me. You think—look at me—you think you’re the star? Hm?”

  18. Stan Lee The Avengers Movie Cameo
    HITLER
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    This old fart rides on the coat tails of others like Kirby and Ditko.
    nuff said.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  19. Thor The Avengers Movie Photos
    Donutz
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    Now why the fuck couldn’t they do that “Scaley Thing” from Thors sleeves with Captain Americas Costume? I mean that’s how it looks in the fucking comics!! Not to mention he doesn’t look like he weighs in at 160lbs in the Comics either… looks more 250+lbs of pure fucking American Muscle!!!

    • Raymundo McHorseradish

      I know right? He looks fucken weak as piss now, the original costume was, for the most part, chain-mail, that fabric looks shit. And i don’t give a fuck about what Scarlet’s wearing, same generic”special ops” crap. Caps mask makes him look like a baby, Ruffalo looks fucking homeless, Hawkeye from the neck down looks okay but his squishy cabbage patch doll face is not hero-ish at all. At least Thor looks good, and i’m glad to see they didn’t do the bad bleach job on his beard and eyebrows like the first. also good that Iron-Man will have the circle RT in his chest.

  20. Iron Man The Avengers Movie Photos
    Donutz
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    Sneakers and a thousand-something dollar suit… classy Tony…

  21. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    irishboyo
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    Cloven hoof!

  22. Elf

    Wanking geeks, assemble!

  23. Thor The Avengers Movie Photos
    luciddreamer99
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    I’m looking at these almost hoping they do cgi costumes ’cause that might actually look better than these. These costumes do not inspire hope (besides the Black Widow’s which inspires other things), though the Thor one is not that bad.

  24. Thor The Avengers Movie Photos
    luciddreamer99
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    What is Marvel’s Ares? I guess he’s Greek, but he’s god of war.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Manowl
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    She is looking chunky and stiff… and Cap’s uniform looks pretty, pretty campy. Adam West’s batman campy… what is going on here?

  26. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Manowl
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    Hawkeye’s uniform looks the best of the three, so far. Renner looks like the old man from “Up!”, tho.

  27. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Manowl
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    I hope they CGI Chris Evans’ ass up, because he looks like a gangly, pot bellied pre-teen disguised as the cap.

  28. Stan Lee The Avengers Movie Cameo
    luciddreamer99
    Commented on this photo:

    It certainly would have been cool for Kirby to have seen all these movies and/or get more credit for them. X-Men is more a product of Lee’s editorial influence than writing to me: X-Men really developed into what it is after he was no longer writing it. I think the Avengers as they are today is firmly entrenched to Lee and Kirby’s creation and credit, though…

  29. rabbit zero

    this chick is boring boring boring and theres no reason for her to be in these movies or really any movies. all she does is stand there.theres nothing going on with this girl and im pretty sure her skull is lopsided. that said, i wouldnt kick it out of bed.

  30. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Panda Thunder
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    Cap rocking the Adam West look.

  31. Raymond's Sister

    Let’s not forget that Muslims want to cover up beauty like hers.

    Oh yeah, she’s hot.

  32. anonym

    this bitch is very very overrated.

    that face does nothing for me.

    they should have picked someone hotter for the role.

  33. anonymous

    Her tummy looks a little pouchey

  34. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Mama Pinkus
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    Jeremy Renner looking might buff – Captain America needs to get some pointers

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    Porkpie
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    I love how small she is compared to Thor and Loki. I get she’d look great riding either one of these guys, but even better riding me!

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    yAz
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    who noticed the Legacy B4 ??

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