Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s The Avengers Costume in Broad Daylight

September 6th, 2011 // 110 Comments

Hey, do you think she’s pregnant?

Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen, it still made an assload of money, so here’s Scarlett Johansson reprising her role as Black Widow on The Avengers set in New York City over the weekend. While most of these shots don’t count as spoilers, apparently her character senses trouble with her ass now, so apologies if anyone wanted to go in cold on that one. This is why I don’t run a movie blog.

CAP: Black Widow, I can’t help but notice your butt cheeks are tensing. Are we in danger?
BLACK WIDOW: Actually that’s an involuntary spasm from Sean Penn- I mean, uh, yes, danger. Grave danger. Now if you could guard this port-a-john for one sec, I’ll get an accurate reading with these medicated pads from my purse. It’s all very mystical.
CAP: Avengers assemble!
BLACK WIDOW: Wait, I meant just you- aw, goddammit.
HULK: Hulk smell witch hazel!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. CranAppleSnapple

    Rubbery. No breathe-ability. That’s gonna mean a swampy snatch.

    • Doesn’t matter she like old crusty crotch……

    • eatme

      …fug. seriously, brutal actress and fugly and she gets millions? wtf.
      It was Ghost World that really pulled her out of her kiddy roles and she sucked in it compared to Thora Birch (who has pretty much disappeared despite her fantastic work in both American Beauty and Ghost World, two of the best movies of relatively recent years). Johansson is completely vapid. I’m sure tons of you missed Ghost World, but that was the part that landed her Lost In Translation, where she played the same, personality-less ball of nothing…perfect role for her. Natalie Portman used to be my most loathed overrated actress, but after her work in Black Swan, she has been replaced by Scarlett Johansson.

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    Hands down one of the worst actresses I’ve ever seen, but what a body.

  3. CranAppleSnapple

    I want my hair to be that colour. What’s it called again? Manic Panic?

  4. forrest gump

    please help them: AMERICANS BECOME EVEN MORE PATHETIC ALL THE TIME……..

    • Especially liberals…..

    • Tiggles

      gump your hater skills are extraordinarily lame. Maybe you could join the Avengers movie as “Super Fail, the non-hero who couldn’t provoke anyone”. Even your premise, provoking Americans, is stupid – its the Internet you moron, half the people reading your lameness aren’t even Americans, and won’t care! At least pick something where you can offend everyone!

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    Sin
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    You know what that woman in the background is thinking. “Who did that skinny bitch fuck to get that role?

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    Sin
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    Now if he dressed that way in San Francisco he would fit right in.

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    Sin
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    Captain America’s costume is lame. Looks like it was put together for a 2nd grade costume party.

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    Raoul
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    …just … gonna… casually… takeadumpinthisbriefcase. Ahh…

  9. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Raoul
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    “Dangit. I got a little Sean Penn in my eye again.”

  10. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
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    Damn.
    For some reason, the tummy and the Ann Margret resemblance make this hotter for me.

  11. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
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    This is the exact point during the shooting sessions when they winded down for a sec, took a look at themselves, then at each other, and said “Dude… do we look stoopid or what.”

    After which Renner remarked “Except that ass, Scar. That one’s just stupid hot.”

  12. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
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    Damn!
    Damn, damn, I… just, damn.

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    O puny mortals, behold the Hipsthor!

  14. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
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    There’s so much goodness in this picture it almost reaches Winsletian levels.

  15. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Ollie
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    Whos the douchebag in pic 8? This looks soooo b-grade.

    • whatcomesfirst

      Jeremy Renner – from The Town, Hurt Locker, 28 weeks later.

      You might have seen one of those movies.

      maybe

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    Ollie
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    gay product placement in pic 26, next time i buy chocolate, i will make sure to buy anything BUT that shit.

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    Nik
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    Man she looks bad with red hair. NEEDS TO BE BLONDE ALWAYS!!

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    Bigprince
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    She’s working to hide it but either prego or been hitting the Shoney’s buffet too often.

  19. Reading is Sexy

    I’d buy *that* for a dollar!

  20. Venom

    Still can’t believe that she let Sean Penn defile her.

    Ewww.

  21. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    It must be tough to see SJo’s ass in front of you in tight suit and know you could do nothing (criminal) about it.

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    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    cutie pies nom nom nom

  23. katy perry's swollen anus

    She’s lost weight. I might let her toss my salad, now.

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    Laredo
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    I’ve always tought, Jolie was bad as Lara Croft. But hands down Johansson and Hathaway as Catwoman are the least crdible superhero characters, thanks to the actresses being soft and unfit (w/o muscles), and the fight scenes are just ridiculous.

  25. Lou

    Golly, they look pathetic …

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    See, kids? When it comes time to fight evil, it’s super-important to invest in a pair of practical shoes.

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    Bryan
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    I didn’t know Captain America was a fatty…

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    BannedLibrary
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    Did anyone else notice she’s wearing high-heeled boots?

  29. BannedLibrary

    Did anyone else notice she’s wearing high-heel boots?

  30. Mike

    She is a fine looking woman.

  31. Carissa

    Meh.

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    flabbergast
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    gotta say, Captain America looks shitty compared to his suit in his own movie

  33. BigDaddy

    She looks great! But im sure the movie sucks.

  34. Parker

    I wonder what it’d feel like to douche her pooper with witch hazel before I buried my weiner in her butt.

  35. Help

    Black Widow was the worst part of Iron Man 2 because she did absolutely nothing. At all. There was no point at all to her being around. And my least favorite actress in all of Hollywood is Gwenyth Paltrow!

  36. AUGHBAR

    ALL UR COSTUMES ARE BELONG TO GOOFY AS SHIT!

  37. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Nate
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    Has the Black Widow ever run with the Avengers besides in the Ultimate’s?

  38. Farrokh Bulsara , Jr.

    need some cleavage here , or some ass cheeks or cameltoe ! It’s Monday morning, and I need !

  39. it had to be said

    I can’t wait until she and Storm wrestle in pudding.

  40. Tinklepants Astronaut

    Wow, massive FAIL for everyone in the photos. This movie may kill superhero movies for a good decade or so.

  41. TomFrank

    I was hoping this Avengers movie would be better than the last one, and I can definitely see Scarlett Johansson as Emma Peel. But why is John Steed in that costume?

  42. SlapKatyPerry

    Cute face, Nice chubby ass, Hot sweaty pussy; I’d hit it

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    Bucky Barnes
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    Thank goodness Cap doesn’t look retarded or anything… Sheesh! Does that costume include water wings? I’m glad he left me for that brown-eyed bitch. Hear that Cap? I hope he breaks your heart like you broke mine. (sobs)

  44. AnnaDraconida

    After Anne Hathaway & countless others, here’s one more chick who probably couldn’t knock out a chihuahua posing as a badass action hero.

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    DogBoy
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    Yeah well…. Old Numbnuts here coulda drawn ScarJo’s character in a see-through nightie with no panties if he wanted. But he didn’t.

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    Gen. Colon Prowler
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    I would like to exploit her firm, round bottom for my lustful pleasure. That whole “make you walk with a limp” thing men say when they try to describe how vigorously they intend to invade a woman’s various orifices.

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    Jonus
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    I do believe you missed tagging Mark/Bruce Ruffalo/Banner, but he does look very plain so it’s understandable.

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    Sonicare Cover
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    Her ass is bigger than the Captain’s!

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    JosieBelle
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    What ass?

  50. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Costume The Avengers Photos
    Kurt Barlow
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    “You grab the shaft like this…”

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