That’s Right, Scarlett Johansson, We See You And We Know You’re Single (Wow, That Came Off Rapey)

Here’s the newly single Scarlett Johansson in New York yesterday who I’m going to assume dumped the impossibly-named Nate Naylor for that box of chicken wings she’s carrying because she’s a woman and they can get away that. Whereas I, on the other hand, can’t just simply walk up to the opposite sex, fingers glistening with hot sauce, and go, “Hello there, person I just met, would you care to visit my apartment and fondle each others sex organs?” It works maybe 5 out of 7 times. At most.

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