Scarlett Johansson Pulled the Trigger

Despite my obsession with inserting Blake Lively into every post, Scarlett Johansson is apparently the one who decided to bail on Ryan Reynolds and not vice versa as most normal people would’ve assumed on account of all the Blake Lively. (I need help.) Us Weekly reports:

“Ryan has been reaching out to an ex the past few months,” a Reynolds pal tells Us.
Yet it’s purely platonic, the insider insists: “He is seeking comfort, but not in a romantic or sexual way.”
Suddenly single Johansson, meanwhile, has “confided in friends.”
… “She’s been unhappy for a while,” the source says, noting that the busy actors were force to spend too much time apart.

While all this “too much time apart” talk sounds like a convenient cover story for Scarlett’s rumored promiscuity, I can’t help but think there’s side boob in these photos. And now I can’t even do that. Or make sentence pieces and then you so much hahas come out. Cinnabon?

Photos: Getty