Scarlett Johansson Looks Pregnant

April 12th, 2011 // 197 Comments

Over the past few weeks, many people have been left wondering just what the 26-year-old Scarlett Johansson sees in 50-year-old Sean Penn, so at this point I’d like to toss my hat in the ring by saying he put a freaking baby in her. In a rare move for the usually reclusive Scarlett, she actually let herself be photographed by the paparazzi while jogging with Sean on Sunday, and either she really let herself go, or there’s a new Savior of Haiti gestating in her womb. And if there is, Christ, how soon did these two start doing it after she left Ryan Reynolds? Because that just happened in December and she looks almost far enough along to know the sex. But, again, Scarjo could’ve just let herself go which is sort of a mean thing to say. Assuming she’s pregnant seems much nicer, and this has always been a site about encouragement and positive body images. Sasquatch knows what I’m talking about.

UPDATE: Scarlett’s rep just denied the pregnancy rumors by blaming the whole thing on her shirt. No, really:

“She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”

My rebuttal.

Photos: AKM Images/Flynet

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  1. welldoneson

    I notice she’s wearing those terminally gay sock-shoe things.

    The person who dreamt those up needs to be reprogrammed. Stat.

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    yenjvoy
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    ya, why the fuck is she out jogging in the sun in a wetsuit and those weird shoes? Aren’t those what scuba divers wear inside flippers?

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    RunnerGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    The shoes are Vibram Fivefingers, and they’re made to protect your feet while running, without altering your natural shape and stride. They’re awesome for distance running, are light weight, and never leave blisters or abrasions.

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    Big Ass Bunny Feet
    Commented on this photo:

    My boyfriend’s mom’s boyfriend has those shoes but he got them in blue so they look cool.

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    Big Ass Bunny Feet
    Commented on this photo:

    It levitates?

  6. gluten

    geez i always knew her face was somewhat hideous (imo) and boobs aren’t meant to be pushed up to your freakin’ chin, man.
    but DAMN! was she always this porky with no womanly curves at all? guess i avoid looking at her…

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    gluten
    Commented on this photo:

    pregnant? ahaha, nah just a porker.

  8. Elizabeth

    what is going on here…why is she soooo lumpy? pregnant no fat yes

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    Sick and tired
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP And THINK ……before you start writing, there is enough derogatory comments written.

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    Jammy
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    This is the body that everyone thinks is so hot?

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    Jon
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    Maybe a wet white shirt and ski poles could have helped… probably not.

  12. jezzi

    Thank you Scarlett! This is a great gift you have given us. I’ve been saying you were a fat skank for years. Finally people will believe me now.

  13. Mary

    She has always been curvy but in a nice way….IronMan2? Maybe she is pregnant? She looks horrid.

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    Julia
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass looks fine, she is not fat from behind.
    The tummy is another story, obviously her leggings are too tight and it forces out her untoned mid-section.

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    36-COLE SEELY
    Commented on this photo:

    Prego? Well her body used to look good back then, but that’s pretty rare like that.

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    Leslie
    Commented on this photo:

    At first I thought she put some extra clothing or weights on her body to go jogging…because it looked weird in spots. Her arms are still thin….so it just didn’t make sense. She’s a beautiful girl and still looks fine compared to most of us at home commenting on this! Anyways after closer examination she did gain weight. Everyone does…. and she’s out jogging so good for her. We’re just used to seeing her absolutely perfect all the time- which is hard to maintain.

    • Star

      I have never seen her looking perfect! She has always be a little chunky. It is just that now she is REALLY FAT and that shows. But she has never be that attractive, at least I never thought so.

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    ken
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    For Hollywood, she’d be considered obese.

    .

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    Brad Clooney
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    I’d motorboat her boobs and ram something up her butthole. That’s my take on the pics.

    • Brad

      Classy.

      Seems like she could be pregnant to be. Here rep said there was one bad photo. Looks to me like it’s a series of bad photos.

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    Heidi
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    Yeah…. I think she just ate something and therefore is bloated.

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    joop from holland
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    She have a hollow back, i have the same problem

  21. Ashley Mc.

    Superficial:

    Tell me you’ve seen this: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20481051,00.html

    Apparently, People (in its thinly veiled attempt to show this picture without looking mean) is trying to say you’re capitalizing on a bad angle of a single photo (“Step 2: Single out the one photo that portrays her as a mere mortal”), and they even link to this site. Please issue the magazine a second rebuttal, considering you have this from multiple, multiple angles.

    You’re welcome.

  22. LO

    Meh. She’s always been over-rated. You could just tell there was a fatty waiting to come out of that lispy body.

  23. J

    Looks like someone started eating carbs again. Muffin top.

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    maudina
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously strange running shoes

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    Garrytigerblood
    Commented on this photo:

    Congradulations are in order to Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson. Penn is a role model for every 50 year old. He has addonis blood. Scarlett just got overwhelmed. If she is pregnant or not, people should just leave them alone. You only have so many years when you can have children. They are a blessing.

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    SexxiMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever thinks she looks pregnant, should get their eyes checked. She probably gained a bit of weight from drinking too much with Sean :P… So, leave the poor girl alone…

  27. Ness

    She doesn’t look pregnant to me, she just looks like she enjoyed her Mexico trip a little toooooooooo much lol.

  28. Staci

    She might not be pregnant, but she definitely isn’t in the best shape of her life. Damn!

    Wear loose clothes to work out, leggings and spandex aren’t a good look for you sweetie.

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    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    She is fat and needs to lose weight

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    Ninny
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, let’s begin with this angle, wich it’s the most flattering.

    I’m a little overweight, but the fat it’s located in the low stomach and uniformly.
    No way this is overweigth. This is a pregnant woman, and I’ve seen many of them.

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    Ninny
    Commented on this photo:

    This is not fat. Generally the fat is located in the lower belly and uniformly.

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    Erin
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    just fat

  33. belle

    her rep said “ScarJo is in the best shape of her life”, I wonder how she appeared with flat tummy on her movies and red carpet appearances I want to have the body shaper she had on those times if this is her real tummy.

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    GaryTheNerd
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooo..umm..Gameboy Advance!

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    Star
    Commented on this photo:

    Grey is not her color it brings up her ass!

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    Star
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    What a fat cow!

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    Caro from Buenos Aires
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that she has a “normal-average” body, that shows that stars are also humans and have to work their a** off to look amazing…and that Photoshop is great help too ;)

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    StupidUS
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are such pricks. Who the hell cares what she looks like anyway. So she has body fat…big freaking deal. You all deserve to rot in the pits of hell. And to the idiot that wrote shes a fat cow, i bet you look ten times worse than she does. Shut the hell up and drop dead you idiots. This is why the country is going to pieces…because of morons like you.

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    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pregnant. Not fat. More importantly, what sports bra is she wearing because I need one!

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    filthycute
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwww, look at his old man’s knees.

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    pookiewookie
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    I see cellulite dimples under her pants. I dont think shes pregnent because theres fat evenly distributed.

  42. Fabs

    She doesn’t look pregnant to me she looks fat from her belly maybe she ate too many tacos and she didn’t workout for a while, she’s a human so it could happen lol

  43. Blah

    Why do you all hate on her? You people are just jealous she’s beautiful and guys wished they had her for at least one minute and girls are just been dumb hating on her, if she’s a bit fat so what everyone gets like that! Hahaha

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    Jasmine
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    By Hollywood standards, she does look hideously obese these days. Let’s face it, since she can’t act therefore when she’s paid millions for her ability to look good, she should get off her lazy arse and do something about the jigglybelly and wobbly thunder thighs.

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