Scarlett Johansson Looks Pregnant
Over the past few weeks, many people have been left wondering just what the 26-year-old Scarlett Johansson sees in 50-year-old Sean Penn, so at this point I’d like to toss my hat in the ring by saying he put a freaking baby in her. In a rare move for the usually reclusive Scarlett, she actually let herself be photographed by the paparazzi while jogging with Sean on Sunday, and either she really let herself go, or there’s a new Savior of Haiti gestating in her womb. And if there is, Christ, how soon did these two start doing it after she left Ryan Reynolds? Because that just happened in December and she looks almost far enough along to know the sex. But, again, Scarjo could’ve just let herself go which is sort of a mean thing to say. Assuming she’s pregnant seems much nicer, and this has always been a site about encouragement and positive body images. Sasquatch knows what I’m talking about.
UPDATE: Scarlett’s rep just denied the pregnancy rumors by blaming the whole thing on her shirt. No, really:
“She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”
Photos: AKM Images/Flynet