Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago, so now’s the scheduled portion of her life where we marvel – *loads bullets, spins chamber* – at how thin she is thanks to her access to personal trainers and nutritionists as studio execs hope our boners propel us into Avengers: Age of Ultron. Which they were going to anyway because we’re sitting on the Internet ogling women. What the fuck else were we going to do? Try and talk to one? AHAHAHAHA! (For real though, they spit acid. Don’t be a hero.)

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