“I see you over there, weird angles…”
Here’s Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend Nate Naylor (Who she apparently didn’t leave for a dude from a 1989 Pert Plus commercial. Whoops.) in Paris on Sunday where she looked absolutely awesome. Because when you have a name like Nate Naylor, you don’t cheapen your brand by inexplicably Nayling™ famous actresses with cellulite. No, sir, if they’re going to be seen with the Nayl-gun™, they drop the weight and you make them do it with your black magic which is literally the only theory I have to explain this happening: “Hello, Hollywood actress, I’m some guy with a porn star name. Please stop storing fat in your thighs so I can have sex with you.”
Photos: Abaca/AKM-GSI
They like like a couple with a common law marriage and a car on blocks in the yard in front of their trailer.
Fuck off spammer.
Why am I getting a deep sense of annoyance?
Whats with the hipster douche bag pants roll??
Weightloss program in hand.
If only she realized the side effect was premature aging.
She has an 8ball hidden in her palm?
As hot as she looks that fuckin cigarette is disgusting. Total turn off.
Not in France.
“Excusez-moi, mademoiselle! Je suis americain et ne parler français. Qu’est-ce que ‘ménage à trois’?”
‘ Menage à trois ‘ means make love with three people ( :
DAMN she got great legs!!!!!!!
IMO it’s her bosoms that should receive the adulation.
And her tits too !
Still needs to quit smoking but I will welcome her back to the land of the fap-worthy.
“Non, in Paris, a woman like me has no trouble finding men. But in America, it helps to have—qu’est-ce que le mot?—tits like yours.”
Why do people get tats that look like pen doodles I would do during my college business classes?
Jean shorts are coming back? Sweet, I knew keeping all my clothes from college would be worth it one day.
Chain Smoker. Yuck!
2 Words ruin it for this broad
Sean Penn
YEP there’s almost no crawling out of that hole. any chick can burn off fat, but knowing they’re attracted to douches? that’s hard-wiring
I think this is all illusions again, mark my words. The waistline on those shorts is somewhere at the lower portion of her rib cage. the black shorts are hiding it all.
she does look good here…its strange how her body shape changes so much with a few pounds lost or gained. the cigarette is extremely unattractive though. she will regret that in a decade when her skin looks old and haggard
It’s all about the percentages. 10 pounds on a hundred-pound girl = 10%; pretty obvious. You’re less likely to notice a 10-pound fluctuation on yer average, say, gossip site commenter.
Im talking about her body SHAPE…most women can gain and lose 5-10 pounds and still maintain the same basic shape but she goes from looking like a cute hourglass, to a block, to a cute hourglass again…and she is far from 100 pounds….120 if she is lucky.
Okay, lily, don’t get testy. I was making zee leetle joke. A joke that applied just as much to me, as a “gossip site commenter”, as anyone else. That’s why it was funny. See? And I used “100 pounds” because I’m bad at math and it’s easier to do percentages that way.
She’s also really short. A few pounds shows up right away on the shorties, whereas taller people can get away with more weight gain before it shows.
The body is fantastic, but that face is no better than your average mall chick face. I’d still give her a man-gravy goatee, though.
Hey look, legs twins.
This is causing my boneitis to act up again.
Boneitis. My only regret.
Sean Penn and cigarettes. Puke.
“I see you over there, weird angles…”
hehehe I do that with my glasses. :D
Sorry but the Cancer Stick brings her down a few notches from awesome.
Don’t worry guys, all you cigarette haters can have this homely young lass who doesn’t smoke. I’ll take Scarlett, with her nasty, nasty smoking habit, off your hands.
Buttsmoker
I don’t think she’s pretty at all. Great tits but nothing else.
Damn look at them toned ass thighs.
Won’t last more than a year with that guy, um Nate?
If Scarlett would just take a little care of herself, she would not have to settle for a rubbish sychophant like this guy.
She had Ryan Reynolds. I don’t think settling is her problem.
She and the boyfriend look like shit with those stupid-ass tattoos. The nasty cigarette is just icing on the cake
nasty cigarettes
All of this judgy-judging about smoking is making me want to take up smoking.
If she smokes…she pokes
Tatoo= in the poo
Leg twins in matching cootie-cutters. You want a slice o’ pie?
Sniffs fingers – remembers earlier – goddam!
What are you? 14?
Looks at ass – remembers earlier – lol
Looks at self – remembers always – ha!
Vavoom!!!
Naylor? You brought ‘er!
Cheapen his name?
Ironically, you’ve cheapened the meaning of the word “awesome”.
She looks good, not awesome.
Just look at those tits!
Smokes aren’t good for you, kid. Bad for your breasts too.
And your bf seems to think he’s Jack Kerouac.
You can’t even begin to understand the true meaning of Jack Kerouac’s work, particularly On The Road, unless you’ve been a member of a linguistic minority (he was Franco-American).
What you’re seeing are the residual effects of her training for the Black Wido role. She’ll be back to her chubby self in no time.
As if she isn’t chubby in those pictures.
not seeing anything significantly different from her bikini pics other than she’s thankfully covered up her ass with shorts. nothing impressive to see here.
“I am not a whore. See, I wear glasses. ”
“Whatever…stupid Americans. This is France. We started the whole dirty whore thing”
OMG! I could practically taste the Ryan Reynolds! He’s so dreamy….
“Well, let me see if I can explain it to you, sweetheart: You’re an attention starved, B-list talent actress, who, despite a few roles in over-rated indie movies, has no discernible talent other than looks and amazing tits. Despite your fame and success, or maybe BECAUSE of it, you have little self-esteem. Hence, you date guys like me, a walking cliche of a douche-bag, complete with hipster-douchey tattoos, cuffed jeans and black shoes. We are a match made in Hollywood-Heaven, two people who in real life, would have no reason whatsoever to be SPEAKING to each other, let alone having intercourse. We will use each other like a hotel mattress, then move on to our next pointless relationship. As the French say, ‘C’est la vie.’ Does that answer your question of why we’re together?”
“Nate Naylor? More like Nate ‘Nailed-Her’! God, I’m hilarious! And awesome.” – Nate Naylor, to self
Just caught a reflection of her ass in the window. “hell yeah!”
I still want to penetrate Scarlett’s anus with my tongue and penis (in that order).
I’d rather see her with cellulite and no cigarette, thank you.
It depends on lighting. you just can’t see cellulite in this low light. of course on the beach, in the middle of the day under bright sun, the ugly cellulite showed up.
Wait…that isn’t her new tattoo artist boyfriend Fukt Uvtpf…?