Scarlett Johansson Looks Awesome Again

August 21st, 2012 // 68 Comments
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“I see you over there, weird angles…”

Here’s Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend Nate Naylor (Who she apparently didn’t leave for a dude from a 1989 Pert Plus commercial. Whoops.) in Paris on Sunday where she looked absolutely awesome. Because when you have a name like Nate Naylor, you don’t cheapen your brand by inexplicably Nayling™ famous actresses with cellulite. No, sir, if they’re going to be seen with the Nayl-gun™, they drop the weight and you make them do it with your black magic which is literally the only theory I have to explain this happening: “Hello, Hollywood actress, I’m some guy with a porn star name. Please stop storing fat in your thighs so I can have sex with you.”

Photos: Abaca/AKM-GSI

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Nate Naylor Paris
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    They like like a couple with a common law marriage and a car on blocks in the yard in front of their trailer.

  2. Why am I getting a deep sense of annoyance?

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    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats with the hipster douche bag pants roll??

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    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Weightloss program in hand.

  5. Rico Jones

    As hot as she looks that fuckin cigarette is disgusting. Total turn off.

  6. Scarlett Johansson Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Nate Naylor Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excusez-moi, mademoiselle! Je suis americain et ne parler français. Qu’est-ce que ‘ménage à trois’?”

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN she got great legs!!!!!!!

  8. Still needs to quit smoking but I will welcome her back to the land of the fap-worthy.

  9. Scarlett Johansson Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Nate Naylor Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    Non, in Paris, a woman like me has no trouble finding men. But in America, it helps to have—qu’est-ce que le mot?—tits like yours.”

  10. vgrly

    Why do people get tats that look like pen doodles I would do during my college business classes?

  11. Drundel

    Jean shorts are coming back? Sweet, I knew keeping all my clothes from college would be worth it one day.

  12. ace11

    2 Words ruin it for this broad

    Sean Penn

    • Sandusky

      YEP there’s almost no crawling out of that hole. any chick can burn off fat, but knowing they’re attracted to douches? that’s hard-wiring

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Chain Smoker. Yuck!

  14. Jack London's sober moment

    I think this is all illusions again, mark my words. The waistline on those shorts is somewhere at the lower portion of her rib cage. the black shorts are hiding it all.

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she does look good here…its strange how her body shape changes so much with a few pounds lost or gained. the cigarette is extremely unattractive though. she will regret that in a decade when her skin looks old and haggard

    • It’s all about the percentages. 10 pounds on a hundred-pound girl = 10%; pretty obvious. You’re less likely to notice a 10-pound fluctuation on yer average, say, gossip site commenter.

      • lily

        Im talking about her body SHAPE…most women can gain and lose 5-10 pounds and still maintain the same basic shape but she goes from looking like a cute hourglass, to a block, to a cute hourglass again…and she is far from 100 pounds….120 if she is lucky.

      • Okay, lily, don’t get testy. I was making zee leetle joke. A joke that applied just as much to me, as a “gossip site commenter”, as anyone else. That’s why it was funny. See? And I used “100 pounds” because I’m bad at math and it’s easier to do percentages that way.

    • thespiral

      She’s also really short. A few pounds shows up right away on the shorties, whereas taller people can get away with more weight gain before it shows.

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    Fishballs
    Commented on this photo:

    The body is fantastic, but that face is no better than your average mall chick face. I’d still give her a man-gravy goatee, though.

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    sexyman48
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    Hey look, legs twins.

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    This is causing my boneitis to act up again.

  19. El Jefe

    Sean Penn and cigarettes. Puke.

  20. Rony Curtis

    “I see you over there, weird angles…”

    hehehe I do that with my glasses. :D

  21. Buddy The Elf

    Sorry but the Cancer Stick brings her down a few notches from awesome.

  22. EricLr

    Don’t worry guys, all you cigarette haters can have this homely young lass who doesn’t smoke. I’ll take Scarlett, with her nasty, nasty smoking habit, off your hands.

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    Punkass
    Commented on this photo:

    Buttsmoker

  24. Inner Retard

    I don’t think she’s pretty at all. Great tits but nothing else.

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    terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn look at them toned ass thighs.
    Won’t last more than a year with that guy, um Nate?

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    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    She and the boyfriend look like shit with those stupid-ass tattoos. The nasty cigarette is just icing on the cake

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    fff
    Commented on this photo:

    nasty cigarettes

  28. All of this judgy-judging about smoking is making me want to take up smoking.

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    If she smokes…she pokes

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    arnieblackblack
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    Tatoo= in the poo

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Leg twins in matching cootie-cutters. You want a slice o’ pie?

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Sniffs fingers – remembers earlier – goddam!

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks at ass – remembers earlier – lol

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks at self – remembers always – ha!

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    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Vavoom!!!

  36. Naylor? You brought ‘er!

  37. Burt

    Cheapen his name?

    Ironically, you’ve cheapened the meaning of the word “awesome”.

    She looks good, not awesome.

  38. taz

    Just look at those tits!

  39. mark

    Smokes aren’t good for you, kid. Bad for your breasts too.

    And your bf seems to think he’s Jack Kerouac.

    • Burt

      You can’t even begin to understand the true meaning of Jack Kerouac’s work, particularly On The Road, unless you’ve been a member of a linguistic minority (he was Franco-American).

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    Commented on this photo:

    What you’re seeing are the residual effects of her training for the Black Wido role. She’ll be back to her chubby self in no time.

  41. mrsmass

    not seeing anything significantly different from her bikini pics other than she’s thankfully covered up her ass with shorts. nothing impressive to see here.

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    Don Aldo Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am not a whore. See, I wear glasses. ”
    “Whatever…stupid Americans. This is France. We started the whole dirty whore thing”

  43. Scarlett Johansson Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Nate Naylor Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! I could practically taste the Ryan Reynolds! He’s so dreamy….

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    EZ-B
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, let me see if I can explain it to you, sweetheart: You’re an attention starved, B-list talent actress, who, despite a few roles in over-rated indie movies, has no discernible talent other than looks and amazing tits. Despite your fame and success, or maybe BECAUSE of it, you have little self-esteem. Hence, you date guys like me, a walking cliche of a douche-bag, complete with hipster-douchey tattoos, cuffed jeans and black shoes. We are a match made in Hollywood-Heaven, two people who in real life, would have no reason whatsoever to be SPEAKING to each other, let alone having intercourse. We will use each other like a hotel mattress, then move on to our next pointless relationship. As the French say, ‘C’est la vie.’ Does that answer your question of why we’re together?”

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    EZ-B
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nate Naylor? More like Nate ‘Nailed-Her’! God, I’m hilarious! And awesome.” – Nate Naylor, to self

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    Billebuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Just caught a reflection of her ass in the window. “hell yeah!”

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    Melvin
    Commented on this photo:

    I still want to penetrate Scarlett’s anus with my tongue and penis (in that order).

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    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather see her with cellulite and no cigarette, thank you.

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    LPoole
    Commented on this photo:

    It depends on lighting. you just can’t see cellulite in this low light. of course on the beach, in the middle of the day under bright sun, the ugly cellulite showed up.

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    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…that isn’t her new tattoo artist boyfriend Fukt Uvtpf…?

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